Thursday, December 15, 2016

Doug Scorecard

Doug Scorecard (Nickelodeon)

Season 1
Doug bags a Neematoad (Alicia Marie Schudt): 7/10
Doug Can't Dance (Joe Aaron & Ken Scarborough)/Doug Get Busted (Ken Scarborough): 7/10 and 5/10
Doug's Dog's Date(Betty G Birney)/Doug's Big Nose (MK Brown): 7/10 and 5/10
Doug Takes a Hike (Ken Scarborough)/Doug Rocks (Alan Silberberg): 7/10 and 8/10
Doug Can't Dig It (Ken Scarborough)/Doug Didn't Do It (Marcy Winograd & Jacqueline Hirtz): 6/10 and 5/10
Doug, Mayor for a Day (John Pardee and Joey Murphy)/Doug's No Dummy (Alan Kingsberg): 8/10 and 7/10
Doug's Cool Shoes (Marcy Winograd & Jacqueline Hirtz)/Doug to the Rescue (Alan Silberberg, story Andrew Steel): 7/10 and 6/10
Doug Gets His Ears Lowered (Lisa Melamed)/Doug On the Wild Side (Beth Bornstein): 6/10  and 8/10
Doug's Big Catch (Ken Scarborough)/Doug Needs Money (Joseph Stillman): 8/10 and 8/10
Doug's Runaway Journal (Joseph Stillman)/Doug's Doodle (Ken Scarborough): 7//10 and 7/10
Doug's Cookin (Alan J Higgins)/Doug Loses Dale (Marcy Winograd & Jacqueline Hirtz): 8/10 and 6/10
Doug is Quailman (Alan Silberberg)/Doug Out in Left Field (Lisa Melamad and Alicia Marie Schudt; story Lisa Melamed: 8/10 and 8/10
Doug's Fair Lady(Bradley Kesden and Skip Shepard)/Doug Says Goodbye (Ken Scarborough): 6/10 and 8/10
OVERALL SCORE: /10

Season 2
Doug Takes the Case/Doug's Secret Song: 6/10 and 8/10
Doug's Got No Gift/Doug vs the Klotzoid Zombies: 8/10 and 8/10
Doug's Secret Admirer/Doug's On TV: 7/10 and 8/10
Doug's Dinner Date/Doug Meets Fentruck: 8/10 and 8/10
Doug Battles the Rulemeister/Doug's a Genius: 7/10 and 8/10
Doug Saves Roger/Doug's Big News: 7/10 and 8/10
Doug's a Big Fat Liar/Doug Wears Tights: 5/10 and 6/10
Doug's Derby Dilemma/Doug on His Own: 8/10 and 9/10
Doug on the Trail/Doug Meets RoboBone: 7/10 and 8/10
Doug's Hot Ticket/Doug's Dental Disaster: 9/10 and 8/10
Doug's on Stage/Doug's Worst Nightmare: 8/10 and 7/10
Doug Pumps Up/Doug Goes Hollywood: 8/10 and 9/10
Doug's Lost Weekend/Doug's Lucky Hat: 9/10 and 8/10
OVERALL SCORE: /10

Season 3
Doug's Fat Cat/Doug and Patti PI: 9/10 and 8.5/10
Doug is Slave for a Day/Doug Rocks the House: 6.5/10 and 8/10
Doug's Comic Collaboration/: 8.5/10 and 8/10
Doug's Career Anxiety/Doug's Big Brawl: 9/10 and 8/10
Doug's Huge Zit/Doug Flies a Kite: 7.5/10 and 8.5/10
Doug and the Weird Kids/Doug's Behind the Wheel: 8/10 and 7/10
Doug's New Teacher/Doug on First: 5/10 and 7/10
Doug's Cartoon/Doug's Monster Movie: 8/10 and 8/10
Doug's Hot Property/Doug and the Little Liar: 8/10 and 7.5/10
Doug Inc./Doug 's Nightmate on Jumbo Street: 8.5/10 and 8.5/10
Doug's Shock Therapy/Doug is Hamburger Boy: 6/10 and 7/10
Doug and the Yard of Doom/Doug's Garage Band: 8/10 and 9/10
Doug's Beet War/Doug's Magic Act: 7/10 and 9/10
OVERALL: 7.8/10

Season 4
Doug's Math Problem/Doug's Big Feat: 8.5/10 and 8/10
Doug's Bum Rap/Doug & Patti Sittin in a Tree: 8/10 and 9/10
Doug Door to Door/Doug Tips the Scale: 8/10 and 8.5/10
Doug's Halloween Adventure: 9/10
Doug En Vogue/Doug's Mail Order Mania: 8/10 and 8.5/10
Doug's Birthday Present/Doug's Fan Club: 8.5/10 and 7.5/10
Doug Runs/Doug Clobbers Patti: 8/10 and 8/10
Doug's Treasure Hunt/Doug's Brainy Buddy: 8/10 and 8.5/10
Doug Ripped Off!/Doug's Babysitter: 8.5/10 and 6/10
Doug's Christmas Story: 7/10
Doug's in the Money/Doug's Sister Act: 8.5/10 and 7.5/10
Doug Throws a Party/Doug Way Out West: 8.5/10 and 9/10
Doug Graduates/Doug's Bad Trip: 10/10 and 9/10
OVERALL: 8.2/10

Nickelodeon Run Overall Score: 7.8/10

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Scorecard

ATHF Scorecard

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3
Video Ouija: 8/10
Unremarkable Voyage: 9/10
Remooned: 8.5/10
Gee Whiz: 7/10
eDirk: 8/10
Little Brittle: 7.5/10
Robositter: 9/10
Moon Master: 10/10
Diet: 8/10
Dusty Gonzongas: 8/10
T-Shirt of the Living Dead: 9/10
Hypno-Germ: 7.5/10
Carl: 7/10

Season 4
Dirtfoot: Good
Boost Mobile: Great
Deleted Scenes: Good
Dickesode: Amazing
Handbanana: Great
Party All the Time: Okay
Global Grilling: Good
Grim Reaper Gutters: Decent
Moonajuana: Great
Bart Oates: Good
Antenna: Good
Ezekial: Good
Carl Wash: Great

Season 5
boston: Great
Robots Everywhere: Decent
Sirens: Good
Couples Skate: Good
Reedickyoulus: Bad
Hoppy Bunny: Good
Laser Lenses: Great
Dummy Love: Good
The Marines: Great
Bible Fruit: Good

Season 6
Gene E.: Good
Shake Like Me: Good
She Creature: Okay
Chick Magnet: Decent
The Creature from Plaque Lagoon: Okay
Time Machine: Great
2 and a Half Star War Out of Fice: Decent
Fry legs: Mediocre
Der Inflatable Fuhrer: Okay
Last last One Forever and Ever (Live Action): Good

Season 7
Rubberman: Good
eggball: Good
Multiple Meat: Good
Monster: Great
Rabbot Redux: Great
A PE Christmas: Amazing
Larry Miller Hair System: Decent
IAMAPOD: Good
Hands on a Hamburger: Great
Juggalo: Great
Kangarilla and the Magic Tarantula: Good
One Hundred: Amazing

Season 8
Allen (1) (2): Amazing
Intervention: Good
Freedom Cobra: Decent
The Creditor: Good
Vampirus: Good
Wi-tri: Great
Jumpy George: Decent
Lasagna: Great
Last Dance for Napkin Lad: Great

Season 9
The Iron Will: Decent
Chicken and Beans: Okay
Shirt Herpes: Mediocre
Rocket Horse n Jet Chicken: Meh
The Granite Family: Good
Bookie: Mediocre
Fightan Titan: Decent
8: Okay
Zucotti Manicotti: Decent
Totem Pole: Okay

Season 10
Muscles: Good
The Dudies: Okay
Merlo Sauvignon Blanco: Meh
Banana Planet: Good
Working Stiffs: Decent
Skins: Good
Freda: Decent
Storage Zeebles: Okay
Piranha Germs: Okay
Spacecxaduece: Good

Season 11
Mouth Quest: Good
Brain Fairy: Okay
The Hairy Bus: Decent
Sweet C: meh
Knapsacki!: Okay
Rabbit Not Rabbot: Okay
Hospice: okay
The Last One Forever and Ever (Fore Real This Time) (We Fucking Mean It): Meh
The Greatest Story Ever Told: Meh

Season 12

Saturday, April 30, 2016

The Wild Thornberrys Review

Title-Writer/Director-Scores

Season 1
Flood Warning (Tom Stern story by Kate Boutilier & David Regal/Steve Ressel): 8/10
Dinner with Darwin (Steve Skrovan/Sylvia Keulen): 7/10
Bad Company (Leslie Rieder/Steve Ressel): 7/10
Gold Fever (Adam Beechen/Anthony Bell): 8/10
Matadi of Bust (Carolyn Omine/Sylvia Keulen): 7/10
Temple of Eliza (Barbara Herndon&Jill Goery/Peter Avanzino): 7/10
Vacant Lot (Monica Piper/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Only Child (Kate Boutilier/Anthony Bell): 7/10
Iron Curtain (Mark Palmer/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Valley Girls (David Regal/Anthony Bell): 8/10
Naimina Enkijio (Mark Steen/Peter Avanzino): 7/10
Blood Sisters (Tom Stern/Peter Avanzino & Carol Milican): 8/10
Eliza-cology (David Regal/Cathy Malkasian): 9/10
Flight of the Donnie (John Requa&Glenn Ficarra/Steve Ressel): 8/10
Lost and the Foundation (Kate Boutilier/Sylvia Keulen): 7/10
Nigel Knows Best (Kate Boutilier/Sylvia Keulen): 8/10
The Great Bangaboo (David Regal/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Rumble in the Jungle (John Derevlany/Anthony Bell & Rebecca J Bristow): 7/10
The Dragon and the Professor (Jill Goery&Barbara Herndon/Steve Ressel): 8/10
Born to be Wild: (Elin Hampton&David Fury;story Kathryn Wyand/Peter Avanzino&Carol Millican): 8/10

Season 2 (production order)
Stick Your Neck Out (Adam Beechen/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
No Laughing Matter (David Regal/Anthony Bell & Rebecca J Bristow): 8/10
Chimp Off the Old Block (Monica Piper/Steve Ressel): 8/10
Reef Grief (Allen Zipper/Sylvia Keulen): 9/10
Dances with Dingoes (Kate Boutilier/Peter Avanzino & Carol Millican): 7/10
Clash of the Tuetons  (Adam Beechen/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Kuality and Kuantity (David Regal/Anthony Bell & Rebecca J Bristow): 8/10
Chew if by Sea (Monica Piper/Steve Ressel): 8/10
Rain Dance (Mandy Julian & Arnold Margolin/Sylvia Keulen): 8/10
You Ain't Seen Nothin Yeti (Adam Beechen/Carol Millican): 9/10
On the Right Track (David Regal/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Show Me the Bunny (Adam Beechen/Becky Bristow): 8/10
Polar Opposites (Jill Goery&Barbara Herndon/Steve Ressel): 7/10
Rebel without a Trunk (Kate Boutilier/Sylvia Keulen): 6/10
Pal Joey (Gene Grillo/Carol Millican): 7/10
Thornberry Island (David Regal/Becky Bristow: 7/10
Two's Company (story David Regal; Monica Piper/Steve Ressel): 7/10
Have Yourself a Thornberry Little Christmas (story Adam Beechen, Kate Boutilier, David Regal;Adam Beechen/Carol Millican): 8/10
Darwin Plays the Palace (Eva Almos & Ed Scharlach/Sylvia Keulen): 7/10
Gift of Gab (Eva Almos & Ed Scharlach and David Regal;Cathy Malkasian): 10/10
Black and White and Mom All Over (Eleah Horwitz; Cathy Malkasian):  8/10
A Tiger by the Tail (Adam Beechen & Kate Boutilier/ Mark Risley): 8/10
Luck Be an Aye-Aye (story Bob Daily; Adam Beechen/Carol Millican): 8/10
Tamper Proof Seal (story Scott Gray;David Regal/Becky Bristow): 7/10
You Otter Know (Sheila M Anthony/Sylvia Keulen): 7/10
The Kung and I (Joan Cosidine Johnson/Cathy Malkasian): 6/10
Forget Me Not (Elah Horwitz and Kate Boutilier/Mark Risley): 8/10
Dear Diary (Alice Miller/Becky Bristow): 6/10
Song for Eliza (story by Sarah Jane Cunningham and David Regal; Sarah Jane Cunningham and Suzie Villandry/Carol Millican): 7/10
Bogged Down (Peter Egan/Sylvia Keulen): 8/10
Monkey See Monkey Don't (story Emily Kapnek; Emily Kapnek and David Regal/Cathy Malkasian): 5/10
Where the Gauchos Roam (Adam Beechen/Mark Risley): 7/10
A Shaky Foundation (David Regal/Carol Millican): 7/10
Cheetahs Never Prosper (Peter Egan/Becky Bristow & Frank Marino): 7/10
Gobi Yourself (Joan Cosidine Johnson/Sylvia Keulen): 8/10
Every Little Bit Alps (story David Regal and Robin Riordan;Robin Riordan/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Pack of Thornberrys (Kate Boutilier/Mark Risley): 7/10

Season 3:
Dragon Me Along (story Gail Barrick and Peter Egan; Peter Egan/Sylvia Keulen): 9/10
Time Flies (Jill Goery&Barbara Herndon/?): 8/10
Horse Sense (story Sheila M Anthony and Joan Considine Johnson; Joan Considine Johnson/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Tyler Tucker, I Presume (Kate Boutilier/Mark Risley): 7/10
Critical Masai (Peter Egan/Ron Noble): 7/10
Queen of Denial (Sarah Jane Cunningham & Suzie Villandry/Frank Marino): 7/10
Island Trade (Rick Gitelson and Joan Considine Johnson/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Birthday Quake (Elah Horwitz and Kate Boutilier/Becky Bristow and Frank Marino): 8/10
The Legend of the Ha Bay (Marsha Griffin/Mark Risley): 7/10
Spirited Away (Sarah Jane Cunningham & Suzie Villandry/Sylvia Keulen): 8/10
A Family Tradition (Alice Miller and Kate Boutilier/Mark Risley): 8/10
Happy Old Year (Kate Boutilier/Becky Bristow and Frank Marino): 8/10
Happy Campers (David Rosenberg/Sylvia Keulen): 8/10
All Work and No Pay (Peter Hunziker/Carol Millican): 7/10
New Territory (Joan Considine Johnson/Carol Millican): 6/10
Operation Valentine (Alice Miller/Mark Risley): 8/10
Hello, Dolphin (Peter Egan/Frank Marino): 7/10
April's Fools Day (Joan Considine Johnson/Carol Millican): 8/10
Gem of a Mom (Sarah Jane Cunningham & Suzie Villandry/Ron Noble): 8/10
The Anniversary (Earl Hammer & Don Sipes/Cathy Malkasian): 9/10

Season 4:
The Origins of Donnie (1) (story Joan Considine Johnson; Sheila M Anthony/Carol Millican): 8/10
The Origins of Donnie (2): (Joan Considine Johnson/Joseph Scott): 9/10
The Origins of Donnie (3): (Joan Considine Johnson/Dean Criswell): 9/10
The Origins of Donnie (4): (Joan Considine Johnson/Ron Noble): 10/10
The Trouble with Darwin (Story David Regal; teleplay Jill Gorey&Barbara Herndon/Sylvia Keluen): 8/10
Hot Air (Sarah Jane Cunningham & Suzie Villandry/Ron Noble): 9/10

Season 5:
The Wild Snob-Berry (Peter Egan/Dean Criswell): 7/10
Ice Follies (David Rosenberg/Ron Noble): 7/10
Fool's Gold (Kathryn McCullough/Michael Daedalus Kenny): 8/10
Clash and Learn (story Sheila M Anthony and Peter Hunziker; Peter Egan/Anthony Bell): 6/10
Sir Nigel (1) (Sheila M Anthony/Max Martinez); 8/10
Sir Nigel (2) (Sheila M Anthony/ROn Noble); 8/10
Look's Who Squawking (David Rosenberg/Ron Noble): 9/10
Eliza Unplugged (story Sheila M Anthony;David Rosenberg/Joseph Scott): 9/10

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Kanye West Scorecard

Kanye West Albums review

The College Dropout
Intro: 8/10
We Don't Care: 9/10
Graduation Day: 8/10
All Falls Down (w/ Syleena Johnson): 9/10
I'll Fly Away: 6/10
Spaceship (w/ GLC & Consequence): 8/10
Jesus Walks: 9/10
Never Let Me Down (w/ Jay-Z & J Ivy): 9/10
Get Em High (w/ Talib Kweli & Common): 10/10
Workout Plan: 6/10
The New Workout Plan: 8/10
Slow Jamz (w/ Twista & Jaime Foxx): 8/10
Breathe In Breathe Out (w/ Ludacris): 9/10
School Spirit: 8/10
Lil Jimmy Skit: 8/10
Two Words (w/ Mos Def, Freeway, and The Boy Choir of Harlem): 8/10
Through the Wire: 9/10
Family Business: 10/10
Last Call: 7/10
Good Album

Late Registration
Wake Up Mr West: 8/10
Hear Em Say (w/ Adam Levine): 10/10
Touch the Sky (w/ Lupe Fiasco): 10/10
Gold Digger (a/ Jamie Foxx): 9/10
Skit #1: 8/10
Drive Slow (w/ Paul Wall & GLC): 9/10
My Way Home (w/ Common): 8/10
Crack Music (w/ The Game): 8/10
Roses: 8/10
Bring Me Down (w/ Brandy): 8/10
Addiction: 9/10
Skit #2: 8/10
Diamonds from Sierra Leone (remix, w/ Jay-Z): 9/10
We Major (w/ Nas and Really Doe): 8/10
Skit #3: 8/10
Hey Mama: 10/10
Celebration: 9/10
Skit #4: 8/10
Gone (w/ Consequence & Cam’ron): 8/10
Diamonds from Sierra Leone: 9/10
Late: 9/10
Great Album

Graduation
Good Morning: 10/10
Champion: 9/10
Stronger: 10/10
I Wonder: 10/10
Good Life: 10/10
Can't Tell Me Nothing: 10/10
Barry Bonds: 10/10
Drunk and Hot Girls: 9/10
Flashing Lights: 10/10
Everything I Am: 9/10
The Glory: 9/10
Homecoming: 10/10
Big Brother: 10/10
Good Night: 9/10
Amazing Album

80s & Heartbreak
Say You Will: 9/10
Welcome to the Heartbreak: 10/10
Heartless: 10/10
Amazing: 10/10
Love Lockdown: 10/10
Paranoid: 10/10
RobotCop: 9/10
Street Lights: 10/10
Bad News: 9/10
See You in My Nightmares: 10/10
Coldest Winter: 9/10
Pinocchio Story: 9/10
Amazing Album

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Dark Fantasy: 10/10
Gorgeous (featuring Kid Cudi and Raekwon): 10/10
Power: 10/10
All of the Lights: 10/10
Monster (featuring Rick Ross, Jay Z, Nicki Minaj, Bon Iver): 9/10
So Appalled (featuring Swizz Beats, Jay-Z, Pusha-T, Cyhi the Prince, and RZA): 9/10
Devil in a New Dress (featuring Rick Ross): 10/10
Runaway (featuring Pusha-T): 9/10
Hell of a Life: 10/10
Blame Game (featuring John Legend): 9/10
Lost in the World (featuring Bon Iver): 9/10
Who Will Survive in America: 9/10
See Me Now (featuring Beyoncé, Charlie Wilson, and Big Sean):
Amazing Album

Watch the Throne (with Jay-Z)
No Church in the Wild (w/ Frank Ocean): 9/10
Lift Off (w/ Beyoncé): 9/10
N****s in Paris: 10/10
Otis (w/ Otis Redding): 9/10
Gotta Have It: 8/10
New Day: 8/10
That’s My Bitch: 9/10
Welcome to the Jungle: 8/10
Who Gon Stop Me: 9/10
Murder to Excellence: 10/10
Made in America (w/ Frank Ocean): 10/10
Why I Love You (w/ Mr. Hudson): 9/10
Illest Motherfucker Alive: 9/10
H.A.M.: 10/10
Primetime: 9/10
The Joy (w/ Curtis Mayfield): 9/10

Cruel Summer (with Good Music)
To the World (Kanye/R. Kelly/Teyana Taylor): 7/10
Clique (Kanye/Big Sean/Jay-Z): 10/10
Mercy (Kanye/Big Sean/Pusha T/2 Chainz): 9/10
New God Flow (Kanye/Pusha T/Ghostface Killah): 8/10
The Morning (Raekwon/Pusha T/Common/2 Chainz/Cyhi the Prince/Kid Cudi/D’bank): 8/10
Cold (Kanye/DJ Khaled): 9/10
Higher (The Dream/Pusha T/Mase/Cocaine 80s): 7/10
Sin City (John Legend/Travis Scott/Teyana Taylor/Cyhi the Prince/Malik Yusef): 8/10
The One (Kanye/Big Sean/2 Chainz/Marsha Ambrosius): 9/10
Creepers (Kid Cudi): 10/10
Bliss (John Legend/Teyana Taylor): 8/10
Don’t Like (Kanye/Chief Keef/Pusha T/Big Sean/Jadakiss): 9/10

Yeezus:
On Sight: 9/10
Black Skinhead: 9/10
I Am a God: 7/10
New Slaves: 10/10
Hold My Liquor: 7/10
I'm In It: 6/10
Blood on the Leaves: 10/10
Guilt Trip: 8/10
Send it Up: 8/10
Bound 2: 6/10

The Life of Pablo:
Ultralight Beam: Okay
Father Stretch My Hands Pt 1: Good
Pt. 2: Meh
Famous: Good
Feedbeck: Good
Low Lights: Meh
Highlights: Good
Freestyle 4: Okay
I Love Kanye: Okay
Waves: Good
FML: Okay
Real Friends: Good
Wolves: Great
Frank;s Track: Okay
Siiiiiiiiilver Surffffeeeeer Intermission: Okay
30 Hours: Good
No More Parties in LA: Good
Facts: Good
Fade: Great
St Pablo: Good

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