In this blog, I post my scorecards and report on tv news, usually kids and entertainment.
Monday, December 6, 2021
Game Shakers Scorecard
Season 1
Sky Whale: 4/10
Jacket, Falling Pigeons: 3/10
Dirty Blob: 5/10
MeGo the Freakish Robot: 4/10
Tiny Pocket: 3/10
Scared Triples: 5/10
Trip Steals the Jet: 4/10
Lost on the Subway: 5/10
You Bet Your Bunny: 6/10
A Reggae Potato Christmas: 7/10
Poison Pie: 3/10
Party Crashers: 6/10
The Girl Power Awards: 5/10
A Job for Jimbo: 3/10
Shark Explosion: 5/10
Nasty Goats: 4/10
Babe's Fake Disease: 2/10
The Diss Track: 7/10
Revenge at Tech Fest: 6/10
Season 2
Armed and Coded: 3/10
Secret Level: 5/10
The Very Old Finger: 5/10
Buck the Magic Rat: 4/10
Baby Hater: 3/10
Byte Club: 5/10
Babe's Bench: 3/10
The Mason Experience: 3/10
Burger Games: 5/10
Wedding Shower of Doom: 5/10
Bears, Butts, And Lasers: 6/10
Air Tnp: 5/10
Llama Llama Split Split: 4/10
Clam Shakers: 5/10
Wing Suits and Rocket Boots: 4/10
Game Shippers: 6/10
The One with Coffee Shop: 3/10
The Trip Trap: 3/10
The Switch: 5/10
Dancing Kids, Flying Pigs: 6/10
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Spy Games: 7/10
Babe Gets Crushed: 4/10
Season 3
Babe Loves Danger: 6/10
Lumples: 5/10
Subway Girl: 7/10
Snackpot!: 5/10
Babe and the Boys: 6/10
Escape from Utah: 6/10
Super Ugly Head: 7/10
Hot Bananas: 6/10
Snoop Therapy: 8/10
Flavor City: 5/10
Wet Willy's Wild Park: 8/10
Demolition Dollhouse: 6/10
Hungry Hungry Hippo: 6/10
Breaking Bad News: 5/10
Bug Tussle: 6/10
Why Tonya: 6/10
Boy Band Cat Noise: 7/10
He's Back: 7/10
Thursday, October 28, 2021
Victorious Scorecard
Season 1
Pilot: GoodThe Bird Scene: Decent
Stage Fighting: Meh
The Birthweek Song: Decent
Jade Dumps Beck: Mediocre
Tori the Zombie: Okay
Robarazzi: Meh
Survival of the Hottest: Okay
Wi-Fi in the Sky: Good
Beck's Big Break: Okay
The Great Ping Pong Scam: Okay
Cat's New Boyfriend: Mediocre
Freak the Freak Out: Okay
Rex Dies: Good
The Diddly Bops: Decent
Wok Star: Okay
The Woods: Meh
A Film by Dale Squires: Decent
Sleepover at Sikowitz's: Great
Season 2
Beggin on Your Knees: Good
Beck Falls for Tori: Okay
Ice Cream for Kesha: Decent
Tori Gets Stuck: Decent
Prom Wrecker: Mediocre
Locked Up: Okay
Helen Back Again: Good
Who Did It Trina?: Decent
Tori Tortures Teacher: Okay
Jade Gets Crushed: Decent
Terror on Cupcake Street: Good
Blooptorious: Decent
Season 3
A Christmas Tori: Good
The Breakfast Brunch: Decent
The Gorilla Club: Okay
The Worst Couple: Meh
Andre's Horrible Girl: Okay
Car Rain and Fire: Meh
Tori and Jade's Play Date: Decent
April Fools Bank: Mediocre
Driving Tori Crazy: Meh
How Trina Got In: Meh
Tori Goes Platinum: Great
Crazy Ponnie: Mediocre
The Blonde Squad: Okay
Season 4
Wanko's Warehouse: Meh
The Hambone King: Decent
Opposite Date:Okay
Three Girls and a Moose: Mediocre
Cell Block:Meh
Tori Fixes Beck & Jade: Okay
One Thousand Berry Balls: Decent
Robbie Sells Rex: Good
The Bad Roommate: Meh
Brain Squeezers: Bad
The Slap Fight: Okay
Star-Spangled Tori: Okay
Victori-Yes: Meh
Friday, October 8, 2021
Zoey 101 Scorecard
Season 1
Welcome to PCA: OkayNew Roomies: Meh
Webcam: Bad
Defending Dustin: Mediocre
Prank Week: N/A
Jet X: Meh
The Play: Decent
Quinn's Date: Meh
Spring Fling: N/A
Backpack: Decent
Disc Golf: Great
School Dance: Okay
Little Beach Party: Good
Season 2
Back to PCA: Okay
Time Capsule: Good
Election: Meh
Bad Girl: Decent
Robot Wars: Good
Haunted House: Great
Broadcast Views: Good
Lola Likes Chase: Good
People Auction: Okay
Quinn's Alpaca: Great
Girls Will be Boys: Okay
Spring Break Up: Good
Season 3
Surprise: Good
Chase's Girlfriend: Okay
Hot Dean: Decent
Quarantine: Good
Zoey's Tutor: Good
The Great Vince Blake: Good
Silver Hammer Society: Decent
The Curse of PCA (1) (2): Amazing
Wrestling: Good
Zoey's Balloon: Good
Chase's Grandma: Great
Michael Loves Lisa: Good
The Radio: Decent
Favor Chain: Mediocre
Zoey's Ribs: Good
Drippin' Episode!: Great
Paige @ PCA: Great
Son of a Dean: Good
Hands on a Blix Van: Great
Dance Contest: Good
Miss PCA: Good
Logan Gets Cut Off: Great
Goodbye Zoey (1) (2)?: Great
Season 4
Trading Places: Good
Fake Roommates: Good
Alone at PCA: Great
Rumor of Love: Decent
Anger Management: Good
Quinn Misses the Mark: Okay
Walk-a-Thon: Decent
Vince is Back: Decent
Dinner for Two Many: Mediocre
Coffee Cart Ban: Meh
Roller Coaster: Good
Chasing Zoey/PCA Confidential: Decent / Meh
Wednesday, September 29, 2021
Drake and Josh Scorecard
DRAKE AND JOSH SCORECARD by Felix Saenz
Season 1
Pilot: DecentDune Buggy: Great
Believe Me, Brother: Decent
Two Idiots and a Baby: Great
First Crush: Good
Grammy: Amazing
Season 2
The Bet: Great
Guitar: Great
Movie Job: Amazing
Football: Good
Pool Shark: Good
Smart Girl: Great
Little Diva: Decent
Blue Brothers: Great
Drivers License: Amazing
Number 1 Fan: Good
Mean Teacher: Great
The Gary Grill: Amazing
Drew and Jerry: Great
Honor Council: Great
Season 3
The Drake and Josh Inn: Great
Peruvian Puff Pepper: Good
We're Married: Decent
Mindy's Back: Great
The Affair: Good
Playing the Field: Good
Helen's Surgery: Great
Paging Dr. Drake: Amazing
the Foam Finger: Great
Girl Power: Good
Sheep Thrills: Good
Megan's New Teacher: Good
Little Sibling: Great
Theater Thug: Amazing
The Demonator: Great
Alien Invasion: Good
Dr. Phyllis Show: Decent
Season 4
Josh Runs Into Oprah: Great
Vicious Tiberius: Good
The Wedding: okay
Mindy Loves Josh: Good
Who's Got Game?: Great
The Great Doheny: Great
I Love Sushi: Good
The Storm: Amazing
My Dinner with Bobo: Great
Tree House: Decent
Josh Is Done: Amazing
Eric Punches Drake: Decent
Megan's Revenge: Good
Steered Straight: Good
Megan's First Kiss: Good
Battle of Panthatar: Great
Really Big Shrimp: Amazing
Helicopter: Good
Dance Contest: Amazing
Go Hollywood: Amazing
Merry Christmas: Amazing
Sunday, May 2, 2021
Why Does The Loud House Get a Mixed Reception These Days?
Why Does the Loud House Gets a Mixed Reception These Days?
It’s been 5 years since The Loud House came out. What made the show stood out from most of Nickelodeon’s animated shows is that it was an immediate success. The rest didn’t stood a chance against the yellow sponge. But there’s something appealing to a show about a white haired boy and his 10 sisters (for better or worse) as opposed to a dog becoming a secret agent, a robot and a monster, a boy and his snake go on gross adventures (to be fair, that one didn’t got burned off to Nicktoons), two ducks delivering bread, a blue bird spends time with two weird creatures, etc. The show has a large cast of characters to choose from. At first, Lincoln (the only boy of the titular house) was the main focus of the show and would usually speak directly to the audience, much like Clarissa Darling. Add that and the comic strip art style and you’ll have yourself a 90s-esque cartoon. Now you’ll know why it won the audience over. However, over the past 5 years, opinions on the show has changed a lot. And I’m going to give a few reasons why.
First of all, it was created by a man named Chris Savino. You may have remembered his works for cartoons such as Rocko’s Modern Life, Dexter’s Lab, The Powerpuff Girls, Kick Buttowski , the latter three in which he took over as showrunner and director. A lot of people had their doubts on the guy’s resume since he happened took over two of the aforementioned Cartoon Network shows while their creator moved to their second creation, while other think he’ll do just as great as Kick Buttowski (where he directed all the episodes for the show). For the first year and a half into its run, people trusted him to make a decent show that everyone could enjoy. But on October 2017, the bad news happened. It turns out he was a sexual predator and his history of molesting women dated back to the 2000s. What made the situation even more awkward is that the first cartoon he ever worked on was Ren and Stimpy, also created by another sexual predator (in this case, a child predator). Which adds another asshole creator for Nickelodeon. Thanks to the situation, people’s views on The Loud House has suddenly shifted. They went from claiming to be the savior of Nickelodeon to being one of the most generic cartoons they’ve ever seen. In my opinion, it became the Fairly OddParents of the 2010s. Both are Nicktoons created by an animator from Michigan and went out to outlast the other Nicktoons from its era (except for SpongeBob, of course, when it comes to 2000s Nicktoons). TMNT 2012 had a decent run as well and up until now it was Nick’s longest running animated show from the 2010s, but that was based off an existing property. In spite of all the behind the scenes mess, The Loud House is still going strong and is now the longest running Nicktoon from the 2010s. Savino has been replaced by Michael Rubiner, story editor of the show, and a longtime Nick veteran.
Second, the show’s writing. A lot of people are very divided on its reputation, whether it deserves to be Nick’s biggest animated success in recent years. Even during its early seasons, the show was accused as being predictable. It was noticeable, but it wasn’t to the extreme in later seasons where there seems to be a formula for most episodes. Most episodes will begin with the problem of a plot kicking in, the characters (usually Lincoln) messing up, they must fix things, and everything is all solved in the end. In recent years, they have went overboard with formula is that you can’t almost not go an entire episode without hearing a soft piano tune, usually played on sentimental moments. It has gotten for the point that it has became exactly what The Fairly OddParents suffered: Strictly formula writing (again, both are created by Michiganders who aren’t nice people at all). People has simply stopped watching TLH altogether.
Last and the worst part of them all: the show has a questionable fandom. Now don’t get me wrong, the show has its fair share of nice people of the fandom as I follow them. They represent the show very well and are friendly people. But here’s where the creepy side of the fandom reside in: DeviantART. If you even dare to look up the Loud House on the Internet (especially on DA), you’ll see nothing but porn art of the show. It’s been this way since it’s first year of existence and it has gotten worse over time especially after the whole scandal surrounding its creator. I understand why people are turned off from this show. Since it has a large character of sibling character, there’s this nasty shipping called Loudcest. Which means if you ship Lincoln or any of the girls together, it’s considered to be incest ship. Because it worked so well with Pinecest (Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls)...not to mention, everyone except Lori as of season 5 are minors. So you might as well as call it Pedocest while we’re at it. (At least Lori happens to be dating someone, which is Bobby Santiago)
In the end, what was once to be considered the savior of Nickelodeon, ended being up a punching bag within the cartoon community (unless you’re still a fan). Other reasons why they’re getting sick of it might’ve something to do with its popularity (some people wished Harvey Beaks was the savior of Nick). The Loud House will be remembered as the show that wasn’t good enough to save Nick’s reputation because of the bad things associated with it. I don’t blame you if you’re not into the show these days, but it wouldn’t killed you if just respect it for paving the way for comic influenced shows for Nick. We are getting a few Nicktoons that are based on comics like Big Nate and they’re so boastful about acquiring the rights to Garfield. Frankly, I has grew tired of the competition surrounding both it and SpongeBob. They came out a day apart (by 17 years) and the fans attack each other for minor things. But who knows will be the next big thing for Nicktoons branding?
Sunday, April 11, 2021
Pokemon Sun and Moon Scores
Alola to New Adventure!: 10/10
The Guardian's Challenge: 9/10
Loading the Dex: 8/10
First Catch in Alola, Ketchum-Style!: 8.5/10
Yo, Ho, Ho! Go Popplio!: 9/10
A Shocking Grocery Run!: 6/10
That's Why the Litten is a Scamp!: 9/10
Lillie's Egg-xhilarating Challenge!: 10/10
To Top a Totem!: 9/10
Trial and Tribulation!: 9.5/10
Young Kiawe Had a Farm!: 8/10
The Sun, the Scare, the Secret Lair!: 8.5/10
Racing to a Big Event!: 8/10
Getting to Know You!: 10/10
Rocking Clawmark Hill!: 7.5/10
They Might Not Be Giants!: 8/10
Crystal-Clear Sleuthing!: 9/10
A Seasoned Search!: 8/10
A Guardian Rematch!: 9/10
Partner Promises!: 8/10
One Journey Ends, Another Begins...: 10/10
A Shivering Shovel Search!: 8/10
Getting the band Back Together!: 9/10
Alolan Open House!: 8.5/10
A Team on Team Tussle!: 9/10
So Long, Sophocles!: 8.5/10
A Glaring Rivalry!: 9.5/10
Pulling Out the Pokemon Base Pepper!: 9/10
Lulled to La-La Land!: 8/10
The Ol' Raise and Switch: 9/10
The Island Whisperer!: 7/10
Treasure Hunt, Akala Style!: 8/10
Big Sky Small Fry!: 8/10
A Crowning Moment of Truth!: 8/10
Currying Favor and Flavor!: 7/10
Trials and Determinations!: 8/10
Rising from the Ruins!: 8/10
Mimikyu Unmasked!: 9/10
Mallow and the Forest Teacher!: 8/10
Balloons, Brionne, and Belligerence!: 8/10
Mounting an Electrifying Charge!: 9/10
Alola, Kanto!: 10/10
When Regions Collide!: 10/10
Season 22
A Dream Encounter!: 810
Now You See then, Now You Don't!: 8/10
Deceiving Appearances! 8/10
A Masked Warning!: 9/10
Night of a Thousand Poses! 9/10
Mission: Total Recall: 8/10
Faba's Revenge!: 9/10
Family Determination! 9/10
Revealing the Stuff Of Legend! 10/10
Rescuing the Unwilling! 9/10
10,000,000 Reasons to Fight! 10/10
Saturday, March 27, 2021
Why Disney Channel Feels Dead At This Point?
Why Does Disney Channel Feels Dead At This Point? By Felix Saenz
I wrote a journal about why Disney XD needs to die and I decided why not do the same for Disney Channel? The channel doesn’t seem to be as dead as Disney XD, but compared to Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network (when they eventually rebrand later this year), it’s looking to be one of the next kids channels to shut down, even if it won’t happen for a long time. But with a streaming service under its belt, it makes you wonder if watching Disney shows on linear tv is worth these days. I won’t be as critical as I was towards DXD but it’s still going harsh since I was never big on Disney to begin with.
First of all, I think Disney Channel has no purpose as a network anymore because most of the exciting stuff are now on Disney+. The linear network these days has nothing to offer outside of new episodes. There’s a person who runs the Disney Schedules account and you’ll notice how dead their channel are, especially Junior. https://twitter.com/DisneySchedules?s=20 All they do is constantly air the same shows over and over again. I’m pretty sure the target demographics will get sick of seeing nothing but Jessie, BUNK’d, Big City Greens, Puppy Dog Pals, Bluey, and TOTS fast and beg for the network to air other shows (but they can’t because those shows get all the ratings). I talked about how uneven the animation and live action ratio is and while 2018 show promise (with animation returning to Disney Channel full time), it’s too late to go exactly the same it was many years ago when they were perfectly balanced especially with its own streaming service being prominent. If you’re not preschool, BCG and Miraculous Ladybug (somehow that show is getting more screentime than the other Disney cartoons currently running), then animation is useless on Disney Channel. Even Disney and PIXAR movies have stopped airing on this channel for the most part. They are now mostly on Freeform if you can watch on live tv. They have aired a few times in the past year but only for certain events. As for DCOMs reruns, they have ran out of stuff to air. It’s mostly Descendants and Zombies reruns with the occasional standalone movies (that aren’t musicals). Basically there’s no variety anymore. I mean it’s sad since it used to take an advantage from Nick and CN: not having an adult themed block. But even their overnight schedule is a waste. It used to be a 6 hour block for ended shows (never mind the fact that their currently most played show is a show that already ended back in 2015), but now currently running shows get to play during those hours as well. Where’s Disney Replay when you need it? It’s getting so sad that freaking Disney Junior has lost better ratings than the main channel. And yet their scheduling aren’t any better (it’s been crap for years now even though the first few years were diverse). I think it’s time for Disney to shut down their channel in the States, if the time ever comes. Granted it used to be a premium channel so I don’t know how it’s ratings were like during its first 15 years of existence. But if they don’t do anything to impress the viewers the next few years, it’s time to say bye bye bye. Oh and another thing, the promos these days are atrocious. If you thought Nickelodeon being hip and cool was bad, then Disney is even worse at it and that may be the main reason why I’m slowly growing out of it. I’ve given up on the channel a couple times and this will be my next time if they don’t shape up. So long, Disney Channel. You were fun during my childhood but now it’s time to let it go. At least I’ll still have Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network on my side to watch for kids cable networks (and Disney+ for all the stuff related to Disney but that’s streaming). Keep in mind while I’m still looking forward to some of their shows, I’m better off watching them on Disney+ instead so I can have a better binge watching experience. I tried to not make this an essay because I didn’t have three reasons why. It was mostly about the streaming wars being a huge factor of declining interest in Disney networks.
Saturday, March 6, 2021
Why TV Animation Is Better Position Now?
Why Is TV Animation in a Better Position Than They Were 12 Years Ago?
Hello this is Felix Saenz, writing a series of journals that will make people argue with me over my differing opinions. For this journal, I have decided to write about the state of television animation and how much it have came from their dork age in the late 2000s. And even though streaming is taking over, western animation is going strong more than ever. And here’s why...
First of all, better access. This can applies to tv in general but cartoons have a much better access to watch outside of cable, even if it’s piracy. Around 2010 is when cable being available in households started to decline and Netflix subscribers start to rise. During this time, Viacom had a deal with Netflix to stream their shows. This lasted until May 2013 where they suddenly got removed. Around the same time, Turner struck a deal with Netflix to stream their content. The biggest problem with this was that Netflix only streamed one season at a time, which means you had to wait a few months to see the other seasons. Unsurprisingly this didn’t last long as Viacom’s contract with Netflix and by 2015, they were gone. Both Viacom and Turner content went to Hulu for several years until they migrated to their own streaming services. And look where we are now. Thanks to streaming services, we now have a much better access to short lived and older shows.
Second reason (and this is relevant to the journal), animation have seen a strong reassurance since 2010 started. If you people are feeling for nostalgic for the late 2000s, I urge you get to fuck out of this journal. I don’t have the nicest things to say about tv networks around this time period (especially aimed at kids). There’s a reason why I don’t look fondly back at Cartoon Network and Disney Channel during those years. Not so much with Nickelodeon but even they started to have their own problems like dedicating so much screentime to SpongeBob and by the time Cyma Zarghami became the president, Nick started favoring live action shows more than cartoons that wasn’t popular. The Noods era was beginning for CN in July 14, 2008 and you’d expect a fresh new outlook for CN’s future. Wrong! At the time, some greedy executive named Stuart Snyder thought it was a good idea to do live action on a network that have the word cartoon in its name. It was a rough time for us Animation fans. If you go up and ask any Cartoon Network fan, the general census that 2009 was THE WORST YEAR of all time. There were no new original cartoons from their own studios and all they did was shove CN Real down our throats. The only good thing to come out of was the schedule and to give this era credit is something I don’t want to do, because they did had more shows airing at the time as opposed to just Gumball and Teen Titans GO dominating the schedule (even with better content). By the time Snyder left, we never heard of those shows again. However, he did gave us CHECK IT era, where the network suddenly made its comeback by being Cartoon Network and not the Reality TV Network. There were shows like Adventure Time, Regular Show, Sym-Bionic Titan, Gumball, Steven Universe, etc. Yep, it was clear that CN was back to its old roots. Though its a matter of time before the schedule was no longer important to the live feed and became limited to just a few shows because binge watching is the hip thing to do. Now let’s discuss the Disney Channel debacle. This is purely my opinion (and other cartoon fans), but I also feel like Disney Channel itself (not the movie studios, the live action remakes won’t be a main thing until the mid 2010s) was starting to drift away from animation and instead show more content that was aimed at tween girls. Stuff like High School Musical and Hannah Montana weren’t exactly what tween boys who are animation fans want to watch Disney Channel. I did the same thing and didn’t watched much of the network until Phineas and Ferb and Fish Hooks were prominently airing. They’re in a better position now with extra animated shows on their channel (especially since Disney XD is about to be irrelevant) but only if they can let BUNK’d end so that Jessie can stop rerunning more than the other shows that are still airing new episodes. Nick on the other hand, had one of the most notorious and stricter business practices ever. Any new cartoon would dead if they didn’t stand up to SpongeBob’s ratings. It was a Cyma thing and it got worse over time. With Brian Robbins at the helm, this had only happened to Rise of the TMNT only because it was made from the previous management. But rest assured you, Nick is going to get better with this. They’ll have Netflix and Paramount+ to work with so we don’t have to deal with shows being dumped to Nicktoons and Teennick for low ratings.
And last but not least, the quality of animated shows themselves. Many people will claim that television animation peaked in the 80s, 90s, or 2000s, but I digress. It doesn’t matter when animation was at its high point, there’s no end point when cartoons stopped being good. The 2010s and so far the 2020s prove that tv animation is still going strong. Don’t listen to what anime profile pictures on Twitter have to say, they are not going woke. They are jealous that western animation is taking more risks than their fanservice driven shows ever have. Some of the examples are representation of various culture like ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc. They also have expanded beyond comedy, and there’s various of cartoons with story arcs (even if they are going overboard in recent years), as well as sci-fi, slice of life (which was very popular in the 90s) and more. Now it doesn’t mean I’m dissing anime or the classic cartoons, but animation is evolving, and I mean that in a very good way. I thought most cartoons during the late 2000s were hit or miss. There were more misses because there weren’t that many memorable cartoons unless you look for a few quality ones like Phineas and Ferb and Chowder. All I’m saying, if it wasn’t for those shows and Flapjack and Adventure Time, we wouldn’t be in the position we are right now. And while there are quite a bit of revivals and spin-offs for some companies especially Nick, I really hope they don’t overshadow the promising original ideas from animators. What matters is that TV Animation is still in good hands. Nothing will ever go the way of 2009 ever again...let’s continue supporting new cartoons, regardless if their quality. Even if streaming takes over, there will still be quality cartoons on cable, it’s just the risky stuff have to be on streaming for having story arcs.
Sunday, January 17, 2021
What to Expect from Tom Ascheim’s Cartoon Network
What to Expect from Tom Ascheim’s Cartoon Network by Felix Anthony Saenz
As of July 1, 2020, Tom Ascheim has become the president of Warner Bros.Global Kids Young Adults and Classics (which includes Cartoon Network, Boomerang, and TCM). Previously, he played a huge part of Nickelodeon in the 90s and the 2000s and then he joined ABC Family where he was responsible for renaming to Freeform. Judging from his resume, it looks like he’s going to be a much better CEO for Cartoon Network than Christina Miller ever will and I will explain why.
It’s only been 6 months and Ascheim’s Cartoon Network hasn't been in effect right away. What’s happening right now is that just like with other networks when they have a new management team, they will just cancel shows from the previous CEO and get prepared for a bunch of new shows. Unfortunately, 2020 was such a messy year to be a Cartoon Network fan. As you can see, only ONE new show premiered on the linear network and it’s the widely hated show, Thundercats Roar. It only lasted one season, leaving the network devoid of exciting new shows. The schedule has become fully automated at this point as the only shows constantly getting screentime and new episodes are Teen Titans GO, Gumball, Craig of the Creek, and Total Dramarama. What makes it even more frustrating is that Gumball already ended back in June 2019, and yet it somehow continues rotting as a zombie. Yes, if you’re unaware, the remaining crew members of the show have decided to do clip shows because they are desperate to keep this show alive for two reasons (most likely to keep viewers patient from the Elliott from Earth premiere or the 10th anniversary in May). It’s a slap in the face that newer shows get shoved aside while an almost decade old show is still dominating the network (Disney Channel have the same issue with Jessie as well but you can pretty much guess why that show is still airing). But I don’t want to complain about the schedule, but it’s something that new management has got to improve. What I want for Tom Ascheim to do as a president for Warner Bros kids division is to cool it with the spinoffs and reboots. From the look of the upcoming series, We Baby Bears and that Tiny Toon Adventures reboot, they don’t seem to be winning people over (especially since we’re already having a PPG 2016 moment with the TTA reboot). And besides, we already HAD enough of the whole baby trend anyway (WBB has more than enough episodes focusing on the bears as cubs). And yes, thanks to Ascheim’s involvement, it looks like he will be pushing preschool to CN for the first time since Tickle U was a thing back in the mid 2000s. And I can see why everyone is so skeptical of this idea. While I have hopes that Cartoon Network get better again, I fear that this is going to be more watered down than the time they tried to do PG shows. I already saw those darn anime weebs whining about how safe this channel is these days. I don’t blame them. They stopped showing anime constantly (unless you’re Bakugan which only airs at 6:30AM on Sundays) and with Steven Universe being reduced to promotions like the “Don’t be racist” PCA short, so they must find a new show to fill in the void. Enter another new show from Genndy, called the Unicorn Warriors, which seems to be more of his usual genre: action/adventure. I don’t know how many shows he have created, but unlike Butch Hartman, he haven’t lost his touch whatsoever, who knows? If the show can impress the audience, then this and Kid Cosmic (another cartoon from Craig McCracken coming to Netflix) will prove that Genndy and Craig are the best veteran cartoonists to come out of the early Cartoon Network days. Sorry Butch. I forgot to bring up the elephant in the room, but while we learn that most of the recently ordered shows will be airing on the live feed and HBO Max, this got me an idea. You know how certain projects like Tig N Seek, The Fungies, Distant Lands, and Infinity Train Book 3 headed to HBO Max instead of Cartoon Network? Well, to keep this network alive, they should be doing a TV premiere of those shows so that people can watch them the old fashioned way (we can continue the daily premieres for the latter two, even though I think they are becoming outdated in an age of streaming). I don’t understand why the first two shows are HBO Max originals as they don’t have that story driven fare that most modern CN shows have. Right now, CN is finally outperforming Disney Channel because the Disney+ hype train is that strong. What they should be doing is the most important thing of all when you get a new CEO: a much needed rebrand. You see, this channel has the exact same branding style since they made a slight logo change back in 2010. It may no longer be called CHECK IT anymore, but the influences are still there (even if things have changed a lot during the last 10 years). It was good when it was new, but now it has become stale as heck. Who even uses CMYK branding these days? At least Boomerang’s current branding is a little more appealing to the eyes (and yes I’ll go into more details about the future of Boomerang later). A new look is long overdue. Next, the bumpers should look livelier. Most of them are poorly designed nowadays and look like they were made in 5 minutes. I want to see CN characters interacting with each other like during 2004-2006 (I’m bummed that didn’t last long). So bringing back CN City would be a perfect solution. It will bring back the charm from many years ago. As for Boomerang, they have been getting better in recent months and I wonder if that Ascheim’s first major decision. Either way, the schedule is shaping up and is certainly a lot more bearable than CN’s sluggish lineup right now. Classic tv shows reruns still have a reason to exist and if METV are to be concerned, Boomerang also needs a rehaul. Anyway, I’m losing track on what I’m saying in this journal, so that’s all I’m going have to say. Cartoon Network needs to start fresh this year with their new President on board, everyone is bored of the emptiness the live feed has for a while.