Eps 1-52
The Sidekick: Good
Can an Evil Genius Crash on Your Couch for a Few Days?: Great
Translator This: Okay
Buster: Bad
My Fair Sticksy: Good
Fortress of Squalitude: Okay
Double Doomsday: Good
Eggheads: Amazing
Guilt Tripping: Mediocre (The Goobas were the reason I didn't liked this episode. Their helpness were annoying. A few humorous moments saved it as well as the last few minutes.)
Dude, Where's My Eggman?: Good (Very great episode focusing on the comic relief robots. It had some funny moments chiefly with Knuckles. It was a little confusing espcially with the ending.)
CowBot: Good(Decent plot, with a few lacking interesting parts. A few funny moments like the coconut scene and the ending.)
Circus of Plunders: Okay (The plot is nothing new and it was predictable towards the end. I llaughed/chuckled several times though. Should have been better.)
Unlucky Knuckles: Meh (I actually don't mind dumb Knuckles but some of his antics were a little too much in my opinion. His stupidness was flanderized in this episode. Nevertheless, it was boring but that super boring...with some great moments such as the beginning and the ending.)
The Meteor: Amazing (While it's not the best episode of the show yet since Eggheads is funnier, it was a clever Freaky Friday plot. Not the funniest but I laughed a few times and I'll give the writers credit for a creative and unique plot on how Sonic and Eggman acted.)
Aim Low: Okay (Boring episode. The plot is alright but nothing too interesting happened here.)
How to Succeed in Evil without Really Trying: Good (Generic plot, but it was a tad more interesting than the previous episode. Amy's pizzaz/Sonic's pizza argument was the best moment.)
Don't Judge Me: Mediocre (Yeah SpongeBob did this before in a much better way, Krabs vs Plankton. Eggman was a jerk in this episode. Unlike Plankton, he didn't had a reason to sue Sonic. Knuckles was funny and annoying at the same time.)
Dr. Eggman's Tomato Sauce: Good (Decent premise/humor. But sadly the whole thing was predictable. Eggman becoming a chef was good but eventually it become predictable as usual when does something evil...at least it wasn't a cliched robot.)
Sole Power: Good (Another decent episode. The plot is great, and had its moments. But it's excepted as usual by the climax, Eggman does something evil. Sonic stopping the robot was awesome.)
Hedgehog Day: Good(Great Groundhog Day plot. Funny scenes such as the bacon scene. It was rather confusing.)
Sleeping Giant: Okay (Some funny lines. The plot is boring and so does the episode for half of it. Not predictable at least.)
The Curse of the Buddy Buddy Temple: Good (The plot may be cliched but I do like Sonic and Eggman working together even though it's a little predictable with Eggman's action. Occasional humorous moments usually from Cubot and Orbot. I didn't really like Amy and Knuckles fighting.)
Let's Play Musical Friends: Good (Had its funny moments such from Knuckles, the robots. I loved the video game references when it shows the 16 bit parts.)
Late Fees: Bad (Geez, that was pretty boring. It's just filler with Sonic being sidetracked on getting the book back to the library.)
Into the Wilderness: Okay
Eggman Unplugged: Good
Chez Amy: Good
Blue with Envy: Okay
The Curse of the Cross-Eyed Moose: Meh
Chili Dog Day Afternoon: Good
Closed Door Policy: Good
Mayor Knuckles: Good
Eggman the Auteur: Great
Just a Guy: Mediocre
Two Good to Be True: Good
Beyond the Valley of Cubots: Good
Next Top Villain: Great
New Year’s Retribution: Amazing
Battle of the boy bands: Okay
Tails' Crush: Good
Bro Down Showdown: Good
Late Night Wars: Great
Fire in a Crowded Workshop: Good
It wasn't me, it was the one-armed hedgehog: Good
Robot Battle Royale: Good
No Robots Allowed: Okay
Fuzzy Puppy Buddies: Good
Designated Heroes: Good
Role Models: Okay
Cabin Fever: Okay
Counter Productive: Meh
It Take a Village to Defeat a Hedgehog: Great
Season 2
Tommy Thunder: Method Actor: Okay
Spacemageddonocalypse: Great
Nutwork: Good
Alone Again, Unnaturally: Good
The Biggest Fan: Good
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Worse-er: Good
I Can Sea Sonic's Fear from Here: Great
In the Midnight Hour: Decent
Multi-Tails: Good
Strike!: Good
The Evil Dr. Orbot: Great
Knuck Knuck! Who's Here?: Good
Mech Suits Me: Good
FiendBot: Great
Og Man Out: Decent
Knine to Five Knuckles: Okay
Blackout: Good
Unnamed Episode: Good
Robot Employee: Good
Give Bees a Chance: Great
Mombot: Okay
Muckfoot: Okay
Nominatus Rising: Good
Eggman's Brother: Decent
Do Not Disturb: Good
Robots from the Sky: Great
Flea-ing From Trouble: Okay
Lightning Bowler Society: decent
Planes, Trains and Dude-Mobiles: good
Sticks and Amy's Excellent Staycation: good
Inn Sanity: Okay
Mister Eggman: Great
The Haunted Lair: good
Return of the Buddy Buddy Temple of Doom: Okay
Eggman's Anti Gravity Ray: Okay
Victory: decent
Three Men And My Baby!: Meh
Where Have All The Sonics Gone?: Okauy
If You Build It They Will Race: Great
Chain Letter:Good
Vector Detector: Good
Three Minutes or Less: Decent
Lair On Lockdown: Okay
You and I Bee-come One: Decent
Don't Make Me Angry: Good
Eggman Family Vacation Good
:Return to Beyond the Valley of the Cubots Good
Eggman: The Video Game: Amazing
In this blog, I post my scorecards and report on tv news, usually kids and entertainment.
Friday, December 27, 2019
Friday, December 20, 2019
Bleach Scorecard
Season 1
The Day I Became a Shinigami: Good
A Shinigami's Work: Good
The Older Brother's Wish, the Younger Sister's Wish: Great
Cursed Parakeet: Good
Beat the Invisible Enemy!: Amazing
Fight to the Death! Ichigo vs Ichigo: Great
Greetings from a Stuffed Lion: Good
June 17, Memories in the Rain: Good
Unbeatable Enemy: Great
Assault on Trip at Sacred Ground!: Great
The Legendary Quincy: Good
A Gentle Right Arm: Good
Flower and Hallow: Great
Back to Back, a Fight to the Death!: Good
Kon's Great Plan: Great
Encounter, Renji Abarai!: Amazing
Ichigo Dies!: Great
Reclaim! The Power of the Shinigami: Great
Ichigo Becomes a Hallow!: Great
Gin Inchimarus Shadow: Amazing
Season 2
Enter! The World of the Shinigami: Good
The Man Who Hates Shinigami: Good
14 Days Before Rukia's Execution: Great
Assemble! The 13 Divisions: Great
Penetrate the Centre with an Enormous Bombshell: Great
Formation! The Worst Tag: Great
Release the Death Blow!: Great
Orihime Targeted: Good
Breakthrough! The Shinigami's Encompassing Net: Good
Renji's Confrontation: Great
The Resolution to Kill: Great
Stars and the Stray: Great
Miracle! The Myserious New Hero: Good
Tragedy of Dawn: Good
Aizen Assassinated! The Darkness Which Approaches: Great
Kenpachi Zaraki Approaches!: Great
Motive of the Fist: Great
Desperation! The Broken Zangetsu: Great
The Immortal Man: Amazing
The Shinigami Whom Ganju Met: Good
Reunion, Ichigo and Rukia: Amazing
Season 3
Yoruichi, Goddess of Flash, Dances!: Great
The Despicable Shinigami: Okay
Ishida Ultimate Power!: Good
Overcome Your Limits!: Great
Authentic Records! School of Shinigami: Great
The Avengers : Great
Hitsugaya Roars!: Amazing
Rukia’s Nightmare: Great
The Reviving Lion: Decent
Morning of the Sentence: Good
Renji, Oath of the Soul! Death Match with Byakuya: Amazing
"Gin Ichimaru's Temptation, Resolution Shattered: Great
An Accomplished Oath! Get Back Rukia!: Great
The Strongest Shinigami! Ultimate Confrontation Between Teacher and Student : Great
Supersonic Battle! Determine the Goddess of Battle: Great
Senbonzakura, Crushed! Zangetsu Thrusts Through the Sky: Great
Unseal! The Black Blade, the Miraculous Power: Amazing
Conclusion of the Death Match! White Pride and Black Desire: Amazing
Reality of the Despair, the Assassin's Dagger is Swung: Great
Aizen Stands! Horrible Ambitions: Good
Gather Together! Group of the Strongest Shinigami: Good
Rukia's Resolution, Ichigo's Feelings: Amazing
Season 4
New School Term, Renji Has Come to the Material World?!: Good
Creeping Terror, the Second Victim: Great
Breakthrough! The Trap Hidden in the Labyrinth: Good
Death Game! The Missing Classmate: Good
True Identity of the Devil, the Secret which Is Revealed: Amazing
Bounts! The Soul Hunters!: Great
Rukia's Return! Revival of the Substitute Team!: good
The Moment of Collision! An Evil Hand Draws Near to the Quincy: great
Water Attack! Escape from the Shutdown Hospital: great
Gathering Bounts! The Man Who Makes His Move: good
Memories of an Eternally Living Clan: Great
Earth-Shattering Event at 11th Squad! The Shinigami Who Rises Again: Good
Crashing Force! Fried vs Zangetsu: Great
Unfading Grudge! The Shinigami whom Kenpachi Killed: Good
Shocking Relevations for the 13 Divisions!! Truth Buried in History: Good
Yoshino's Decision of Death: Great
Assault from a Formidable Enemy! A Tiny Final Line of Defense?!: Decent
Hitsugaya Moves! The Attacked City: Okay
Ichigo vs. Dalk! Appearance of the Faded Darkness: Great
Grey Shadow, the Secret of the Dolls: Good
Dissension in the Substitute Team? Rukia's Betrayal: Great
Deadly Battle of Tears! Rukia vs. Orihime: Amazing
Rangiku Dances! Slice the Invisible Enemy!: Great
Byakuya Is Summoned! The Gotei 13 Start to Move: Good
Annihilation of the Lieutenants!? Trap in the Underground Cave: Good
Rematch?! Ishida vs. Nemu: Great
Renji Abarai, Bankai of the Soul!: Great
Shinigami and Quincy, the Reviving Power: Amazing
Season 5
Invasion of the Shinigami World, Again: Good
The Bount Assault! The Gotei 13 of Destructive Earthquake: Great
Hitsugaya's Decision! The Clash Approaches: Good
Byakuya Takes the Field! Dance of the Wind-Splitting Cherry Blossoms: Great
Ichigo, Byakuya, Kariya, The Battle of the Three Extremes!: Good
Hitsugaya Strikes! Slice the Enemy in the Middle of the Forest: Great
Clash! Kenpachi Zaraki vs. Maki Ichinose: Great
Shinigami vs. Shinigami! The Uncontrollable Power: Good
Suì-Fēng Dies? The Last of the Special Forces: Good
Mayuri's Bankai!! Sawatari: Clash of the Demon: Great
The Last Quincy! The Exploding Power: Great
Ishida, Exceeding the Limits to Attack!: Amazing
10th Division's Death Struggle! The Release of Hyōrinmaru: Good
Kariya! Countdown to the Detonation: Good
Life and Revenge! Ishida, the Ultimate Choice: Good
The Swung-Down Edge! The Moment of Ruin: Great
The Wailing Bount! The Last Clash: Great
Ichigo and Rukia, Thoughts in the Revolving Around Heaven: Great
Season 6
Reopening of the Substitue Business! The Terrifying Transfer Student: Good
Shock! The Father's True Identity: Great
The Commencement of War, Vizards and the Arrancars: Good
Prelude to the Apocalypse, The Arrancar's Offensie: Great
Reunion, Ichigo and Rukia and Soul Reapers: Good
Mission! The Soul Reapers Have Come: Great
The Evil Eye, Aizen Returns: Good
Rukia's Battle Commences! The Freezing White Blade: Good
Ikkaku's Bankai! The Power That Breaks Everything: Good
Zaraki Division's Secret Story! The Lucky Men: Great
Hitsugaya Scatters! The Broken Hyōrinmaru: Good
Clash! The Protector vs. The Bearer: Great
Vizard! The Power of the Awakened: Good
Ichigo, Complete Hollowification!?: Great
Collision! Black Bankai and the White Bankai: Amazing
Urgent Report! Aizen's Terrifying Plan!: Great
Urahara's Decision, Orihime's Thoughts: Good
The Nightmare Arrancar! Team Hitsugaya Moves Out: Decent
The Swooping Descent of the Dark Emissary! The Propagation of Malice: Good
The Invisible Enemy! Hitsugaya's Merciless Decision: Decent
Rangiku's Tears, the Sorrowful Parting of Brother and Sister: Good
Season 7
Hitsugaya, Karin, and Soccer Ball: Good
Ikkaku: The Hot-Blooded Kendo Tale: Good
The Beautiful Patissier, Yumichika!: Great
Kon is Deceived! Rangiku on the Lookout...: Great
Civil War in Hueco Mundo! Ulquiorra's Death: Great
The Malicious Battle, Aizen's Trap: Amazing
Hueco Mundo moves again! Hitsugaya vs. Yammy: Good
Ichigo vs. Grimmjow, the 11-second battle!: Great
Ulquiorra's Scheme, the Moment when the Sun Sets!: Great
Goodbye..., Kurosaki!: Great
Strict Order! The Forbidden Rescue of Orihime Inoue: Great
Grimmjow Revived: Good
Ishida and Chad, the Quickening of a New Power: Good
The Espada Gather! Aizen's Royal Assembly: Good
The Name's Nel! The Appearance of a Strange Arrancar: Decent
Forest of Menos! Search for the Missing Rukia: Great
Ashido, The Soul Repear Who Came from the Past: Great
Through the Crumbling Forest, a Million Menos: Great
Oath! Back Here Alive Again: Great
The Raging Storm! Encounter with the Dancing Arrancar: Great
Season 8
Ichigo Strikes Back! This Is My Bankai: Good
The Devilish Research! Szayelaporro's Plan: Great
Rukia and Kaien, the Sorrowful Reunion: Great
Rukia Retaliates! Release the Desperate Kidō: Good
Ishida & Pesche, the United Attack of Friendship: Good
Ishida's Trump Card, Seele Schneider: Good
Right Arm of the Giant, Left Arm of the Devil: Great
Yasutora Sado Dies! Orihime's Tears: Great
Testament, Your Heart is Right Here...: Good
The Cruel Arrancar, Ulquiorra's Provocation: Good
Szayelaporro Laughs, The Net Trapping Renji is Complete: Good
Shinigami and Quincy, The Battle with Madness: Decent
Ishida's Strategy, 20-Second Offense and Defense: Great
The Murderous Intent Boils! The Joyful Grimmjow: Good
Desperate Effort vs. Desperate Effort! Hollowfied Ichigo: Good
The Moment of Conclusion, The End of Grimmjow: Good
Season 9: Okay
Season 10: Decent
Season 11: Good
Season 12: Okay
Season 13: Decent
Season 14: Decent
Season 15: Okay
Season 16: Decent
The Day I Became a Shinigami: Good
A Shinigami's Work: Good
The Older Brother's Wish, the Younger Sister's Wish: Great
Cursed Parakeet: Good
Beat the Invisible Enemy!: Amazing
Fight to the Death! Ichigo vs Ichigo: Great
Greetings from a Stuffed Lion: Good
June 17, Memories in the Rain: Good
Unbeatable Enemy: Great
Assault on Trip at Sacred Ground!: Great
The Legendary Quincy: Good
A Gentle Right Arm: Good
Flower and Hallow: Great
Back to Back, a Fight to the Death!: Good
Kon's Great Plan: Great
Encounter, Renji Abarai!: Amazing
Ichigo Dies!: Great
Reclaim! The Power of the Shinigami: Great
Ichigo Becomes a Hallow!: Great
Gin Inchimarus Shadow: Amazing
Season 2
Enter! The World of the Shinigami: Good
The Man Who Hates Shinigami: Good
14 Days Before Rukia's Execution: Great
Assemble! The 13 Divisions: Great
Penetrate the Centre with an Enormous Bombshell: Great
Formation! The Worst Tag: Great
Release the Death Blow!: Great
Orihime Targeted: Good
Breakthrough! The Shinigami's Encompassing Net: Good
Renji's Confrontation: Great
The Resolution to Kill: Great
Stars and the Stray: Great
Miracle! The Myserious New Hero: Good
Tragedy of Dawn: Good
Aizen Assassinated! The Darkness Which Approaches: Great
Kenpachi Zaraki Approaches!: Great
Motive of the Fist: Great
Desperation! The Broken Zangetsu: Great
The Immortal Man: Amazing
The Shinigami Whom Ganju Met: Good
Reunion, Ichigo and Rukia: Amazing
Season 3
Yoruichi, Goddess of Flash, Dances!: Great
The Despicable Shinigami: Okay
Ishida Ultimate Power!: Good
Overcome Your Limits!: Great
Authentic Records! School of Shinigami: Great
The Avengers : Great
Hitsugaya Roars!: Amazing
Rukia’s Nightmare: Great
The Reviving Lion: Decent
Morning of the Sentence: Good
Renji, Oath of the Soul! Death Match with Byakuya: Amazing
"Gin Ichimaru's Temptation, Resolution Shattered: Great
An Accomplished Oath! Get Back Rukia!: Great
The Strongest Shinigami! Ultimate Confrontation Between Teacher and Student : Great
Supersonic Battle! Determine the Goddess of Battle: Great
Senbonzakura, Crushed! Zangetsu Thrusts Through the Sky: Great
Unseal! The Black Blade, the Miraculous Power: Amazing
Conclusion of the Death Match! White Pride and Black Desire: Amazing
Reality of the Despair, the Assassin's Dagger is Swung: Great
Aizen Stands! Horrible Ambitions: Good
Gather Together! Group of the Strongest Shinigami: Good
Rukia's Resolution, Ichigo's Feelings: Amazing
Season 4
New School Term, Renji Has Come to the Material World?!: Good
Creeping Terror, the Second Victim: Great
Breakthrough! The Trap Hidden in the Labyrinth: Good
Death Game! The Missing Classmate: Good
True Identity of the Devil, the Secret which Is Revealed: Amazing
Bounts! The Soul Hunters!: Great
Rukia's Return! Revival of the Substitute Team!: good
The Moment of Collision! An Evil Hand Draws Near to the Quincy: great
Water Attack! Escape from the Shutdown Hospital: great
Gathering Bounts! The Man Who Makes His Move: good
Memories of an Eternally Living Clan: Great
Earth-Shattering Event at 11th Squad! The Shinigami Who Rises Again: Good
Crashing Force! Fried vs Zangetsu: Great
Unfading Grudge! The Shinigami whom Kenpachi Killed: Good
Shocking Relevations for the 13 Divisions!! Truth Buried in History: Good
Yoshino's Decision of Death: Great
Assault from a Formidable Enemy! A Tiny Final Line of Defense?!: Decent
Hitsugaya Moves! The Attacked City: Okay
Ichigo vs. Dalk! Appearance of the Faded Darkness: Great
Grey Shadow, the Secret of the Dolls: Good
Dissension in the Substitute Team? Rukia's Betrayal: Great
Deadly Battle of Tears! Rukia vs. Orihime: Amazing
Rangiku Dances! Slice the Invisible Enemy!: Great
Byakuya Is Summoned! The Gotei 13 Start to Move: Good
Annihilation of the Lieutenants!? Trap in the Underground Cave: Good
Rematch?! Ishida vs. Nemu: Great
Renji Abarai, Bankai of the Soul!: Great
Shinigami and Quincy, the Reviving Power: Amazing
Season 5
Invasion of the Shinigami World, Again: Good
The Bount Assault! The Gotei 13 of Destructive Earthquake: Great
Hitsugaya's Decision! The Clash Approaches: Good
Byakuya Takes the Field! Dance of the Wind-Splitting Cherry Blossoms: Great
Ichigo, Byakuya, Kariya, The Battle of the Three Extremes!: Good
Hitsugaya Strikes! Slice the Enemy in the Middle of the Forest: Great
Clash! Kenpachi Zaraki vs. Maki Ichinose: Great
Shinigami vs. Shinigami! The Uncontrollable Power: Good
Suì-Fēng Dies? The Last of the Special Forces: Good
Mayuri's Bankai!! Sawatari: Clash of the Demon: Great
The Last Quincy! The Exploding Power: Great
Ishida, Exceeding the Limits to Attack!: Amazing
10th Division's Death Struggle! The Release of Hyōrinmaru: Good
Kariya! Countdown to the Detonation: Good
Life and Revenge! Ishida, the Ultimate Choice: Good
The Swung-Down Edge! The Moment of Ruin: Great
The Wailing Bount! The Last Clash: Great
Ichigo and Rukia, Thoughts in the Revolving Around Heaven: Great
Season 6
Reopening of the Substitue Business! The Terrifying Transfer Student: Good
Shock! The Father's True Identity: Great
The Commencement of War, Vizards and the Arrancars: Good
Prelude to the Apocalypse, The Arrancar's Offensie: Great
Reunion, Ichigo and Rukia and Soul Reapers: Good
Mission! The Soul Reapers Have Come: Great
The Evil Eye, Aizen Returns: Good
Rukia's Battle Commences! The Freezing White Blade: Good
Ikkaku's Bankai! The Power That Breaks Everything: Good
Zaraki Division's Secret Story! The Lucky Men: Great
Hitsugaya Scatters! The Broken Hyōrinmaru: Good
Clash! The Protector vs. The Bearer: Great
Vizard! The Power of the Awakened: Good
Ichigo, Complete Hollowification!?: Great
Collision! Black Bankai and the White Bankai: Amazing
Urgent Report! Aizen's Terrifying Plan!: Great
Urahara's Decision, Orihime's Thoughts: Good
The Nightmare Arrancar! Team Hitsugaya Moves Out: Decent
The Swooping Descent of the Dark Emissary! The Propagation of Malice: Good
The Invisible Enemy! Hitsugaya's Merciless Decision: Decent
Rangiku's Tears, the Sorrowful Parting of Brother and Sister: Good
Season 7
Hitsugaya, Karin, and Soccer Ball: Good
Ikkaku: The Hot-Blooded Kendo Tale: Good
The Beautiful Patissier, Yumichika!: Great
Kon is Deceived! Rangiku on the Lookout...: Great
Civil War in Hueco Mundo! Ulquiorra's Death: Great
The Malicious Battle, Aizen's Trap: Amazing
Hueco Mundo moves again! Hitsugaya vs. Yammy: Good
Ichigo vs. Grimmjow, the 11-second battle!: Great
Ulquiorra's Scheme, the Moment when the Sun Sets!: Great
Goodbye..., Kurosaki!: Great
Strict Order! The Forbidden Rescue of Orihime Inoue: Great
Grimmjow Revived: Good
Ishida and Chad, the Quickening of a New Power: Good
The Espada Gather! Aizen's Royal Assembly: Good
The Name's Nel! The Appearance of a Strange Arrancar: Decent
Forest of Menos! Search for the Missing Rukia: Great
Ashido, The Soul Repear Who Came from the Past: Great
Through the Crumbling Forest, a Million Menos: Great
Oath! Back Here Alive Again: Great
The Raging Storm! Encounter with the Dancing Arrancar: Great
Season 8
Ichigo Strikes Back! This Is My Bankai: Good
The Devilish Research! Szayelaporro's Plan: Great
Rukia and Kaien, the Sorrowful Reunion: Great
Rukia Retaliates! Release the Desperate Kidō: Good
Ishida & Pesche, the United Attack of Friendship: Good
Ishida's Trump Card, Seele Schneider: Good
Right Arm of the Giant, Left Arm of the Devil: Great
Yasutora Sado Dies! Orihime's Tears: Great
Testament, Your Heart is Right Here...: Good
The Cruel Arrancar, Ulquiorra's Provocation: Good
Szayelaporro Laughs, The Net Trapping Renji is Complete: Good
Shinigami and Quincy, The Battle with Madness: Decent
Ishida's Strategy, 20-Second Offense and Defense: Great
The Murderous Intent Boils! The Joyful Grimmjow: Good
Desperate Effort vs. Desperate Effort! Hollowfied Ichigo: Good
The Moment of Conclusion, The End of Grimmjow: Good
Season 9: Okay
Season 10: Decent
Season 11: Good
Season 12: Okay
Season 13: Decent
Season 14: Decent
Season 15: Okay
Season 16: Decent
Friday, November 29, 2019
Teen Titans GO Scorecard
Season 1
Legendary Sandwich - Decent
Pie Bros - Okay
Driver's Ed- Good
Dog Hand - Okay
Double Trouble - Meh
The Date - Meh
Dude Relax - Okay
Laundry Day - Meh
Ghost Boy - Awful
La Larva de Amor - Okay
Hey Pizza - Great
Gorilla - Awful
Girl's Night Out - Decent
You're Fired! - Meh
Super Robin - Bad
Tower Power - Meh
Parasite - Awful
Starliar - Bad
Meatball Party - Mediocre
Staff Meeting - Bad
Terra-ized - Meh
Artful Dodgers - Mediocre
Burger vs. Burrito - Great
Matched - Meh
Colors of Raven - Amazing
The Left Leg - Meh
Books - Meh
Lazy Sunday - Mediocre
Starfire the Terrible - Decent
Second Christmas - Okay
Power Moves - Decent
Staring at the Future - Awful
No Power - Mediocre
Sidekick - Bad
Caged Tiger - Mediocre
Nose Mouth - Meh
Legs - Okay
Breakfast Cheese - Good
Waffles - Terrible
Opposites - Okay
Birds - Bad
Be Mine - Okay
Brain Food - Okay
In and Out - Bad
Little Buddies - Okay
Missing - Bad
Uncle Jokes - Decent
Más y Menos - Mediocre
Dreams - Meh
Grandma Voice - Good
Real Magic - Meh
Puppets, Whaaaaat? - Meh
1 Amazing, 2 Greats, 3 Goods, 5 Decents, 10 Okays, 13 Mehs, 6 mediocres, 7 bads, 4 awfuls, 1 terrible
OVERALL SCORE: 5.1/10 (MEH SEASON)
Season 2
Mr. Butt - Meh
Man Person - Okay
Pirates - Bad
Money Grandma - Awful
I See You - Meh
Brian - Mediocre
Nature - Mediocre
Salty Codgers - Awful
Knowledge - Mediocre
Slumber Party - Good
Love Monsters - Mediocre
Baby Hands - Okay
Caramel Apples - Okay
Sandwich Thief - Meh
Friendship - Bad
Vegetables - Decent
The Mask - Bad
Serious Business - Awful
Halloween - Great
Boys VS Girls - Terrible
Body Adventure - Mediocre
Road Trip - Mediocre
Thanksgiving - Meh
The Best Robin - Okay
Mouth Hole - Meh
Hot Garbage - Terrible
Robin Backwards - Meh
Crazy Day - Mediocre
Smile Bones - Terrible
Real Boy Adventures - Good
Hose Water - Mediocre
Let's Get Serious - Meh
Tamaranian Vacation - Meh
Rocks and Water - Okay
Multiple Trick Pony - Bad
Truth, Justice, and What? - Awful
Two Bumble Bees and a Wasp - Awful
Oil Drums - Mediocre
Video Game References - Great
Cool School - Great
Kicking a Ball and Pretending to Be Hurt - Meh
Head Fruit - Meh
Yearbook Madness - Okay
Beast Man - Meh
Operation Tin Man - Mediocre
Nean - Bad
Campfire Stories - Good
And the Award for Sound Design Goes To Rob - Meh
The HIVE Five - Mediocre
The Return of Slade - TERRIBLE
More of the Same - Okay
Some of Their Parts - Okay
0 Amazings, 4 Greats, 3 Goods, 1 Decent, 8 Okays, 12 Mehs, 11 Mediocres, 5 Bads, 5 Awfuls, 4 Terrible
OVERALL SCORE: 4.6/10 (MEDICORE SEASON)
Season 3
Cat's Fancy - Okay
Leg Day - Mediocre
The Dignity of Teeth - Terrible
The Croissant - Meh
The Spice Game - Meh
I'm the Sauce - Okay
Hey You, Don't You Forget about Me in Your Memory - Okay
Accept the Next Proposition You Hear - Meh
The Fourth Wall - Bad
40%, 40%, 20% - Amazing
Grube's Fairytales - Decent
A Farce - Okay
Scary Figure Dance - Okay
Animals, It's Just A Word - Okay
BBBDay - Mediocre
Black Friday - Meh
Two Parter - Medicore
The True Meaning of Christmas - Bad
Squash and Stretch - Decent
Garage Sale - Meh
Secret Garden - Okay
The Cruel Giggling Ghoul - Bad
How Bout Some Effort? - Meh
Pyramid Scheme - Okay
Beast Boy's St. Patrick's Day Luck and it's Bad - Mediocre
The Teen Titans Go! Easter Holiday Classic - Decent
Batman vs. Teen Titans: Dark Injustice - Terrible
Bottle Episode - Bad
Finally A Lesson - Mediocre
Arms Race With Legs - Meh
Obinray - Okay
Wally T. - Bad
Rad Dudes with Bad Tudes - Meh
Operation: Dude Rescue - Meh
History Lesson - Okay
The Art of Ninjutsu - Okay
Think About Your Future - Meh
TTG v PPG - Meh
Island Adventures: Coconut Cream Pie - Medicore
Island Adventures: Pure Protein - Okay
Island Adventures: Open Door Policy - Mediocre
Island Adventures: Crazy Desire Island - Mediocre
Island Adventures: The Titans Show - Awful
Booty Scooty - Bad
Who's Laughing Now? - Decent
Oregon Trail - Great
Snuggle Time - Okay
Oh Yeah! - Decent
Riding the Dragon - Okay
The Overbite - Okay
The Cape - Terrible
1 Amazing, 1 Great, 0 Good, 5 Decents, 15 Okays, 11 Mehs, 6 Mediocres, 7 Bads, 1 Awful, 3 Terribles
OVERALL SCORE: 5/10 (MEH SEASON)
Season 4
Shrimps and Prime Rib - Decent
Halloween v Christmas - Okay
Booby Trap House - Meh
Fish Water - Okay
TV Knight - Meh
Teen Titans Save Christmas - Mediocre
BBSFBDAY - Mediocre
The Streak - Okay
Inner Beauty of a Cactus - Meh
Movie Night - Good
BBRAE - Decent
Permanent Record - Okay
Titan Saving Time - Mediocre
The Gold Standard - Meh
Master Detective - Okay
Easter Creeps - Awful
Hand Zombie - Bad
Employee of the Month Redux - Terrible
The Avogodo - Okay
Orangins - Okay
Jinxed - Decent
Brain Percentages - Meh
BL4Z3 - Okay
Hot Salad Water - Meh
The Night Begins To Shine Chapter 1: I Saw You Dance - Great
The Night Begins To Shine Chapter Two: The Story in Your Eyes - Good
The Night Begins To Shine Chapter Three: Playing Hard to Get - Amazing
The Night Begins To Shine Chapter Four: The Night Begins to Shine - Amazing
Lication - Good
Labor Day - Decent
Classic Titans - Decent
Ones and Zeroes - Good
Career Day - Good
TV Knight 2 - Okay
Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star - Okay
The Academy - Okay
Costume Contest - Decent
Throne of Bones - Great
Demon Prom - Good
Thanksgetting - Meh
The Self-Indulgent 200th Episode Spectacular! - Good
BBCYFSHIPBDAY - Okay
Beast Girl - Meh
Flashback - Decent
Bro-Pocalypse - Bad
Mo Money, Mo Problems - Meh
TV Knight 3 - Mediocre
OVERALL SCORE:
Season 5
The Scoop: Okay
Chicken in the Cradle: Meh
Kabooms: Okay / Good
Tower Renovation: Okay
My Name is Jose: Good
The Power of Shrimps: Bad
Monster Squad!: Decent
The Real Orangins!: Good
Quantum Fun: Okay
The Fight: Meh
The Groover: Mediocre
Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition: Mediocre
How's This for a Special? Spaaaace: Good
BBRBDAY: Okay
Slapping Butts and Celebrating For No Reason: Meh
Nostalgia is Not a Substitute for an Actual Story: Great
Business Ethics Wink Wink: Meh
Genie President: Decent
Tall Titan Tales: Decent
I used to Be a Peoples: Okay
The Metric System vs Freedom: Bad
The Chaff: Meh
Them Soviet Boys: Okay
Little Elvis: Good
Booty Eggs: Mediocre
TV Knight 4: Bad
Lil' Dimples: Decent
Don't Be an Icarus: Meh
Stockton, CA!: Decent
What's Opera, Titans?: Okay
Forest Pirates: Decent
Legendary Sandwich - Decent
Pie Bros - Okay
Driver's Ed- Good
Dog Hand - Okay
Double Trouble - Meh
The Date - Meh
Dude Relax - Okay
Laundry Day - Meh
Ghost Boy - Awful
La Larva de Amor - Okay
Hey Pizza - Great
Gorilla - Awful
Girl's Night Out - Decent
You're Fired! - Meh
Super Robin - Bad
Tower Power - Meh
Parasite - Awful
Starliar - Bad
Meatball Party - Mediocre
Staff Meeting - Bad
Terra-ized - Meh
Artful Dodgers - Mediocre
Burger vs. Burrito - Great
Matched - Meh
Colors of Raven - Amazing
The Left Leg - Meh
Books - Meh
Lazy Sunday - Mediocre
Starfire the Terrible - Decent
Second Christmas - Okay
Power Moves - Decent
Staring at the Future - Awful
No Power - Mediocre
Sidekick - Bad
Caged Tiger - Mediocre
Nose Mouth - Meh
Legs - Okay
Breakfast Cheese - Good
Waffles - Terrible
Opposites - Okay
Birds - Bad
Be Mine - Okay
Brain Food - Okay
In and Out - Bad
Little Buddies - Okay
Missing - Bad
Uncle Jokes - Decent
Más y Menos - Mediocre
Dreams - Meh
Grandma Voice - Good
Real Magic - Meh
Puppets, Whaaaaat? - Meh
1 Amazing, 2 Greats, 3 Goods, 5 Decents, 10 Okays, 13 Mehs, 6 mediocres, 7 bads, 4 awfuls, 1 terrible
OVERALL SCORE: 5.1/10 (MEH SEASON)
Mr. Butt - Meh
Man Person - Okay
Pirates - Bad
Money Grandma - Awful
I See You - Meh
Brian - Mediocre
Nature - Mediocre
Salty Codgers - Awful
Knowledge - Mediocre
Slumber Party - Good
Love Monsters - Mediocre
Baby Hands - Okay
Caramel Apples - Okay
Sandwich Thief - Meh
Friendship - Bad
Vegetables - Decent
The Mask - Bad
Serious Business - Awful
Halloween - Great
Boys VS Girls - Terrible
Body Adventure - Mediocre
Road Trip - Mediocre
Thanksgiving - Meh
The Best Robin - Okay
Mouth Hole - Meh
Hot Garbage - Terrible
Robin Backwards - Meh
Crazy Day - Mediocre
Smile Bones - Terrible
Real Boy Adventures - Good
Hose Water - Mediocre
Let's Get Serious - Meh
Tamaranian Vacation - Meh
Rocks and Water - Okay
Multiple Trick Pony - Bad
Truth, Justice, and What? - Awful
Two Bumble Bees and a Wasp - Awful
Oil Drums - Mediocre
Video Game References - Great
Cool School - Great
Kicking a Ball and Pretending to Be Hurt - Meh
Head Fruit - Meh
Yearbook Madness - Okay
Beast Man - Meh
Operation Tin Man - Mediocre
Nean - Bad
Campfire Stories - Good
And the Award for Sound Design Goes To Rob - Meh
The HIVE Five - Mediocre
The Return of Slade - TERRIBLE
More of the Same - Okay
Some of Their Parts - Okay
0 Amazings, 4 Greats, 3 Goods, 1 Decent, 8 Okays, 12 Mehs, 11 Mediocres, 5 Bads, 5 Awfuls, 4 Terrible
OVERALL SCORE: 4.6/10 (MEDICORE SEASON)
Cat's Fancy - Okay
Leg Day - Mediocre
The Dignity of Teeth - Terrible
The Croissant - Meh
The Spice Game - Meh
I'm the Sauce - Okay
Hey You, Don't You Forget about Me in Your Memory - Okay
Accept the Next Proposition You Hear - Meh
The Fourth Wall - Bad
40%, 40%, 20% - Amazing
Grube's Fairytales - Decent
A Farce - Okay
Scary Figure Dance - Okay
Animals, It's Just A Word - Okay
BBBDay - Mediocre
Black Friday - Meh
Two Parter - Medicore
The True Meaning of Christmas - Bad
Squash and Stretch - Decent
Garage Sale - Meh
Secret Garden - Okay
The Cruel Giggling Ghoul - Bad
How Bout Some Effort? - Meh
Pyramid Scheme - Okay
Beast Boy's St. Patrick's Day Luck and it's Bad - Mediocre
The Teen Titans Go! Easter Holiday Classic - Decent
Batman vs. Teen Titans: Dark Injustice - Terrible
Bottle Episode - Bad
Finally A Lesson - Mediocre
Arms Race With Legs - Meh
Obinray - Okay
Wally T. - Bad
Rad Dudes with Bad Tudes - Meh
Operation: Dude Rescue - Meh
History Lesson - Okay
The Art of Ninjutsu - Okay
Think About Your Future - Meh
TTG v PPG - Meh
Island Adventures: Coconut Cream Pie - Medicore
Island Adventures: Pure Protein - Okay
Island Adventures: Open Door Policy - Mediocre
Island Adventures: Crazy Desire Island - Mediocre
Island Adventures: The Titans Show - Awful
Booty Scooty - Bad
Who's Laughing Now? - Decent
Oregon Trail - Great
Snuggle Time - Okay
Oh Yeah! - Decent
Riding the Dragon - Okay
The Overbite - Okay
The Cape - Terrible
1 Amazing, 1 Great, 0 Good, 5 Decents, 15 Okays, 11 Mehs, 6 Mediocres, 7 Bads, 1 Awful, 3 Terribles
OVERALL SCORE: 5/10 (MEH SEASON)
Season 4
Shrimps and Prime Rib - Decent
Halloween v Christmas - Okay
Booby Trap House - Meh
Fish Water - Okay
TV Knight - Meh
Teen Titans Save Christmas - Mediocre
BBSFBDAY - Mediocre
The Streak - Okay
Inner Beauty of a Cactus - Meh
Movie Night - Good
BBRAE - Decent
Permanent Record - Okay
Titan Saving Time - Mediocre
The Gold Standard - Meh
Master Detective - Okay
Easter Creeps - Awful
Hand Zombie - Bad
Employee of the Month Redux - Terrible
The Avogodo - Okay
Orangins - Okay
Jinxed - Decent
Brain Percentages - Meh
BL4Z3 - Okay
Hot Salad Water - Meh
The Night Begins To Shine Chapter 1: I Saw You Dance - Great
The Night Begins To Shine Chapter Two: The Story in Your Eyes - Good
The Night Begins To Shine Chapter Three: Playing Hard to Get - Amazing
The Night Begins To Shine Chapter Four: The Night Begins to Shine - Amazing
Lication - Good
Labor Day - Decent
Classic Titans - Decent
Ones and Zeroes - Good
Career Day - Good
TV Knight 2 - Okay
Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star - Okay
The Academy - Okay
Costume Contest - Decent
Throne of Bones - Great
Demon Prom - Good
Thanksgetting - Meh
The Self-Indulgent 200th Episode Spectacular! - Good
BBCYFSHIPBDAY - Okay
Beast Girl - Meh
Flashback - Decent
Bro-Pocalypse - Bad
Mo Money, Mo Problems - Meh
TV Knight 3 - Mediocre
OVERALL SCORE:
Season 5
The Scoop: Okay
Chicken in the Cradle: Meh
Kabooms: Okay / Good
Tower Renovation: Okay
My Name is Jose: Good
The Power of Shrimps: Bad
Monster Squad!: Decent
The Real Orangins!: Good
Quantum Fun: Okay
The Fight: Meh
The Groover: Mediocre
Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition: Mediocre
How's This for a Special? Spaaaace: Good
BBRBDAY: Okay
Slapping Butts and Celebrating For No Reason: Meh
Nostalgia is Not a Substitute for an Actual Story: Great
Business Ethics Wink Wink: Meh
Genie President: Decent
Tall Titan Tales: Decent
I used to Be a Peoples: Okay
The Metric System vs Freedom: Bad
The Chaff: Meh
Them Soviet Boys: Okay
Little Elvis: Good
Booty Eggs: Mediocre
TV Knight 4: Bad
Lil' Dimples: Decent
Don't Be an Icarus: Meh
Stockton, CA!: Decent
What's Opera, Titans?: Okay
Forest Pirates: Decent
The Bergerac: Decent
Snot and Tears: Meh
Campfire!: Okay
What We Learned at Camp: Okay
Communicate Openly: Meh
Royal Jelly: Bad
Strength of a Grown Man: decent
Had to Be There: Good
Girls Night In (1) (2): Great
The Great Disaster: Great
The Viewers Decide: Okay
Cartoon Feud: Good
Curse of the Booty Scooty: Mediocre
Collect Them All: Decent
Butt Atoms: Meh
TV Knight 5: Decent
Witches Brew: Good
Monday, October 21, 2019
Maxwell Atoms Shows Scorecard
Grim and Evil scorecards
Billy and Mandy
Season 1
Meet the Reaper/Skeletons in Water Closet: 8/10 and 6/10
Opposite Day/Look Alive: 7/10 and 8/10
Mortal Dilemma/Get Out of My Head: 8/10 and 8/10
Fiend is Like Friend without the R: 9/10
Recipe for Disaster/A Dumb Wish: 8/10 and 7/10
Grim vs Mom/Tastes Like Chicken: 7/10 and 8/10
Grim or Gregory/Something Stupid This Way Comes: 7/10 and 8/10
A Grim Surprise/Beasts and Barbarians: 8/10 and 10/10
Hoss Delgado Spectral Exterminator/To Eris Human: 9/10 and 9/10
Billy’s Growth Spurt/Billy and the Bully: 8/10 and 7/10
Big Trouble in Billy’s Basement/Tickle Me Mandy: 8/10 and 6/10
Little Rock of Horror/Dream a Little Dream: 10/10 and 8/10
Season 2
Toadblatt’s School of Sorcery/Educating Grim/It’s Hovkey Mon!: Great/Decent/Great
Night of the Living Grim/brown evil: Good / Amazing
Mandy the Merciless/Creating Chaos/The Really Odd Couple: Great / Good / Good
Who Killed Who?/Tween wolf: Amazing / Decent
Grim in Love/Crush/Love is EVOL Spelled Backward: 8/10, 8/10, and 8/10
The Crawling Niceness/Smarten Up/The Grim Show: 8/10, 9/10, and 8/10
Son of Nergal/Sister Grim/Go Kart 3000: Great/Good/Amazing
Terror of the Black Knight/Battle of the Bands/Time Halls of Time: Good/Decent/Good
Grim for a Day/Chicken Ball Z: Good/Amazing
Toadblatt’s School of Sorcery/Educating Grim/It’s Hovkey Mon!: Great/Decent/Great
Night of the Living Grim/brown evil: Good / Amazing
Mandy the Merciless/Creating Chaos/The Really Odd Couple: Great / Good / Good
Who Killed Who?/Tween wolf: Amazing / Decent
Grim in Love/Crush/Love is EVOL Spelled Backward: 8/10, 8/10, and 8/10
The Crawling Niceness/Smarten Up/The Grim Show: 8/10, 9/10, and 8/10
Son of Nergal/Sister Grim/Go Kart 3000: Great/Good/Amazing
Terror of the Black Knight/Battle of the Bands/Time Halls of Time: Good/Decent/Good
Grim for a Day/Chicken Ball Z: Good/Amazing
Jacked Up Halloween:
Season 3
Spider's Little Daddy/Tricycle of Terror: 8/10 and 7/10
Dumb Luck/No Body Loves Grim: 9/10 and 8/10
Li'l Porkchop/Skarred for Life: 8/10 and 10:10
House of Pain/A Grim Prophecy/Mandy Bites Dog: 8/10, 9/10, and 8/10
Nursery Crimes/My Peeps: Amazing/Good
Nigel Planter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets/Circus of Fear: 8/10 and 9/10
Bully Boogie/Here Thar Be Dwarves!: Good/Good
Which Came First?/Substitute Teacher: 9/10 and 9/10
Super Zero/Sickly Sweet: Great / Good
Bearded Billy/The Nerve: Good / Good
Test of Time/A Kick in the Asgard: Great/Great
Attack of the Clowns/Complete and Utter Chaos: 10/10 and 9/10
Whatever to Billy Whathisname?/Just the Two of Pus: Good / Good
Chocolate Sailor/The Good the Bad and the Toothless: Amazing / Amazing
Toys Will Be Toys/That's My Mummy: 9/10 and 8/10
The Secret Snake Club: Great
He's Not Dead, He's My Mascot/HogWild: Great / Great
The Bad News Ghouls/The House of No Tomorrow: Great / Amazing
Happy Huggy Stuffy Bears/Secret Decoder Ring: Great / Good
Wild Parts/The Problem with Billy: Good / Good
Wishbones: Amazing
Season 4
Dream Mutt/Scythe for Sale: Great/Good
Jeffy's Web/Irwin Gets a Clue: Good/Great
Duck!/Aren't You Chupacabra to See Me: Okay/Good
Zip Your Fly/Puddle Jumping: 9/10 and 10/10
Runaway Pants/Scythe 2.0: Amazing/Good
The Firebird Sweet/The Bubble with Billy: Great/Great
Billy Idiot/Home of the Ancients: 9/10 and 8/10
My Fair Mandy: 10/10
One Crazy Summoner/Guess What's Coming to Dinner: Great/Great
Mommy Fiercest/The Taking Tree: Great/Great
Reap Walking/The Loser from the Earth's Core: Good/Great
Ecto Cooler/The Schlubs: Decent/Good
Prank Call of Cthulu: 10/10
Billy and Mandy Save Christmas: 10/10
Season 5
Billy Ocean/Hill Billy: Good/Great
Keeper of the Reaper: 10/10
The Love That Dare/Major Cheese: Decent/Good
Modern Primitives/Giant Billy and Mandy All Out Attack: Great/Good
The Wrongest Yard/Druid, Where's My Car: Good/Good
Herbicidal Maniac/Chaos Theory: Great/Good
A Grim Day/Pandora's Lunch Box: Great/Amazing
Billy and Mandy vs the Martians: Great
Dumb Dumbs and Dragons/Fear and Loathing in Endsville: Great/Good
Dad Day Afternoon/Scary Poppins: Great/Decent
Hurter Monkey/Goodbling and the Hip Hop Opotamous: Good/Good
Spidermandy/Be a Very a Fred: Good/Great
The Crass Unicorn/Billy and Mandy Begins: Good/Amazing
Season 6
Everything Breaks/The Show That Dare Speaks its Name: Okay/Good
The Secret Snake Club Vs PE/King Tooten Pooten: Good/Good
Billy Gets an A/Yeti Or Not, Here I Come: Great/Decent
Nergal's Pizza/Hey, Water You Doing?: Great/Good
Company Halt/Anger Mismanagement: Great/ Great
Waking Nightmare/Beware of the Undertoad: Good/Good
The Greatest Love/Detention X: Decent /Good
Billy and Mandy Moon the Moon: Great
Dracla Must Die!/Short Tall Tales: Great/Great
Nigel Planter and the Order of the Peanuts/the Incredible Shrinking Mandy: Good/Good
El Dia de Los Muertos Estupidos/Heartburn: Great/Good
Season 3
Spider's Little Daddy/Tricycle of Terror: 8/10 and 7/10
Dumb Luck/No Body Loves Grim: 9/10 and 8/10
Li'l Porkchop/Skarred for Life: 8/10 and 10:10
House of Pain/A Grim Prophecy/Mandy Bites Dog: 8/10, 9/10, and 8/10
Nursery Crimes/My Peeps: Amazing/Good
Nigel Planter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets/Circus of Fear: 8/10 and 9/10
Bully Boogie/Here Thar Be Dwarves!: Good/Good
Which Came First?/Substitute Teacher: 9/10 and 9/10
Super Zero/Sickly Sweet: Great / Good
Bearded Billy/The Nerve: Good / Good
Test of Time/A Kick in the Asgard: Great/Great
Attack of the Clowns/Complete and Utter Chaos: 10/10 and 9/10
Whatever to Billy Whathisname?/Just the Two of Pus: Good / Good
Chocolate Sailor/The Good the Bad and the Toothless: Amazing / Amazing
Toys Will Be Toys/That's My Mummy: 9/10 and 8/10
The Secret Snake Club: Great
He's Not Dead, He's My Mascot/HogWild: Great / Great
The Bad News Ghouls/The House of No Tomorrow: Great / Amazing
Happy Huggy Stuffy Bears/Secret Decoder Ring: Great / Good
Wild Parts/The Problem with Billy: Good / Good
Wishbones: Amazing
Season 4
Dream Mutt/Scythe for Sale: Great/Good
Jeffy's Web/Irwin Gets a Clue: Good/Great
Duck!/Aren't You Chupacabra to See Me: Okay/Good
Zip Your Fly/Puddle Jumping: 9/10 and 10/10
Runaway Pants/Scythe 2.0: Amazing/Good
The Firebird Sweet/The Bubble with Billy: Great/Great
Billy Idiot/Home of the Ancients: 9/10 and 8/10
My Fair Mandy: 10/10
One Crazy Summoner/Guess What's Coming to Dinner: Great/Great
Mommy Fiercest/The Taking Tree: Great/Great
Reap Walking/The Loser from the Earth's Core: Good/Great
Ecto Cooler/The Schlubs: Decent/Good
Prank Call of Cthulu: 10/10
Billy and Mandy Save Christmas: 10/10
Season 5
Billy Ocean/Hill Billy: Good/Great
Keeper of the Reaper: 10/10
The Love That Dare/Major Cheese: Decent/Good
Modern Primitives/Giant Billy and Mandy All Out Attack: Great/Good
The Wrongest Yard/Druid, Where's My Car: Good/Good
Herbicidal Maniac/Chaos Theory: Great/Good
A Grim Day/Pandora's Lunch Box: Great/Amazing
Billy and Mandy vs the Martians: Great
Dumb Dumbs and Dragons/Fear and Loathing in Endsville: Great/Good
Dad Day Afternoon/Scary Poppins: Great/Decent
Hurter Monkey/Goodbling and the Hip Hop Opotamous: Good/Good
Spidermandy/Be a Very a Fred: Good/Great
The Crass Unicorn/Billy and Mandy Begins: Good/Amazing
Season 6
Everything Breaks/The Show That Dare Speaks its Name: Okay/Good
The Secret Snake Club Vs PE/King Tooten Pooten: Good/Good
Billy Gets an A/Yeti Or Not, Here I Come: Great/Decent
Nergal's Pizza/Hey, Water You Doing?: Great/Good
Company Halt/Anger Mismanagement: Great/ Great
Waking Nightmare/Beware of the Undertoad: Good/Good
The Greatest Love/Detention X: Decent /Good
Billy and Mandy Moon the Moon: Great
Dracla Must Die!/Short Tall Tales: Great/Great
Nigel Planter and the Order of the Peanuts/the Incredible Shrinking Mandy: Good/Good
El Dia de Los Muertos Estupidos/Heartburn: Great/Good
Evil con Carne
Pilot;
Emotional Skarr: good
Evil Goes Wild: good
Smell of Vengeance: Good
Devolver: Great
Tiptoe Through the Tuplis: Decent
Season 2
Bring Me the Face of Hector con Carne: Great
Search & Destroy: Good
Everyone Loves Uncle Bob: Great
Evil on Trial: Good
The Time Hole Incident: Good
Christmas con Carne: Great
The Pie Who Loved Me: Good
Gutless!/Day of the Dreabot/League of Destruction: Okay / Decent / Good
Son of Evil/The Right to Bear Arms/The Trouble with Skarrina: Good / Good / Decent
Go SPORK!/Boskov’s Day Out/Cod vs Hector: Good / Decent / Decent
Max Courage/Ultimate Evil: Decent / Good
No No Nanook/Teenage Idol: Good / Okay
The Mother of All Evil/The HCCBDD: Good / Great
Gridlocked and Loaded/Fools Paradise: Okay / Good
Jealousy Jealous Do/Hector King of the Britons: Decent / Good
Movies
Big Boogey Adventures: Amazing
Wrath of the Spider Queen: Good
Underfist: Great
KND Crossover: Great
Big Boogey Adventures: Amazing
Wrath of the Spider Queen: Good
Underfist: Great
KND Crossover: Great
Sunday, October 6, 2019
Disenchantment Review
Season 1
A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk Into a Bar (Matt Groening and Josh Weinstein): A decent start to the third Matt Groening show. Title is pretty ironic as we only saw the bar for once scene, but it gives us a first look at the characters. So far, they're pretty light on jokes, but the funniest joke is still passable. No major flaws, aside from some dull moments. 6/10
For Whom the Pig Oinks (David X Cohen): Slow beginning aside, the episode was actually an improvement from the first one after spending 30 minutes getting to know the characters. The comedy was more stronger here and so is the characterization. And we got ourself a Lady and the Tramp but in pigs style, with sausage. The Elmo joke was the highlight for me. 8/10
The Princess of Darkness (Rich Fulcher): The first and third act were stronger. While the middle dragged a bit, the comedy and storytelling has been noticeably improving by a margin compared to the first two episodes. I don't know why but Elfo and Luci are like clones of Bart, but in a good way because the original prankster himself has been acting very off in recent Simpsons seasons and I approve of their tomfoolery. 8/10
Castle Party Massacre (Jeff Rowe): So Josh brought in two of Gravity Falls writers to work with him in this show, huh? I'll say the episode was an improvement, but then I repeat the same flaws I have before. One thing's for sure, this one was a lot more comedic than usual, but at the same thing it doesn't feel relevant to the story. 8/10
Faster, Princess! Kill! Kill! (Reid Harrison): Here, we have an episode where Zorg kicks her own daughter out because of her reckless behavior. Wow, that is something I would relate to if I was a drunk, but I have a pretty strict stepdad that still treats like a little kid. Unforunately, the writing felt weaker due to its cliched plot that I bet many of you seen on television a million times. Still, Bean's characterization, Luci's scenes, the comedy saved it from being a complete mess.7/10
Swamp and Circumstance (Eric Horsted): A slightly better episode than the previous installment with a clear focus in storytelling. Bean and Luci still provides a lot of nice one-liners. And knew Luci and Elfo couldn't get along? Zorg is written somewhat nicer here, at least in the end. 8/10
Love's Tender Rampage (Jeny Batten & M. Dickson): To tell you the truth, this one started pretty well with a lot of funny moments of Bean tripping. Once the plot switches to about Elfo's romance with the giant, things get worse every passing act. Who wasn't surprised that he lied to her just to be his girlfriend? The humor isn't strong either, so it ended up being the weakest episode of the show so far. 6/10
The Limits of Immortality (Patrick M Verrone): IMO, the show is starting to shine here. Its main story is coming in play as things are about to get crazy especially during the climax of the plot. While there are certainly less jokes around here, most of them revolves on the laughing horse. 9/10
To Thine Own Elf Be True (Shion Takeuchi): While Elfo isn't the greatest character out of the main trio, we are treated to some character development here. I think he's starting to become more than Bart Elf and a weird creature that hits on a human girl for some reason. The writing is solid than usual and you thank a writer from Regular Show and Gravity Falls for that. 9/10
Dreamland Falls (Bill Oakley): Many people claims the show really gets great. While episode 8 was when the show got better, I has to agree with them that this is the best episode of Disenchantment so far. The show got less funny ,and exchanged most of the jokes for the drama and story, something that Groening's two shows are good at. By the end of part one, I was actually invegested with the story and can't wait to see what comes next. 10/10
Season 1 (part one)
The Disenchantress: 6/10
Stairway to Hell: 7/10
The Very Thing: 8/10
The Lonely Heart is a Hunter: 7/10
Our Bodies, Our Elves: 8/10
The Dreamland Job: 8/10
17. Love's Slimy Embrace: 7/10
18. In Her Own Write 8/10
19. The Electric Princess: 9/10
20. Tiabeanie Falls: 9/10
A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk Into a Bar (Matt Groening and Josh Weinstein): A decent start to the third Matt Groening show. Title is pretty ironic as we only saw the bar for once scene, but it gives us a first look at the characters. So far, they're pretty light on jokes, but the funniest joke is still passable. No major flaws, aside from some dull moments. 6/10
For Whom the Pig Oinks (David X Cohen): Slow beginning aside, the episode was actually an improvement from the first one after spending 30 minutes getting to know the characters. The comedy was more stronger here and so is the characterization. And we got ourself a Lady and the Tramp but in pigs style, with sausage. The Elmo joke was the highlight for me. 8/10
The Princess of Darkness (Rich Fulcher): The first and third act were stronger. While the middle dragged a bit, the comedy and storytelling has been noticeably improving by a margin compared to the first two episodes. I don't know why but Elfo and Luci are like clones of Bart, but in a good way because the original prankster himself has been acting very off in recent Simpsons seasons and I approve of their tomfoolery. 8/10
Castle Party Massacre (Jeff Rowe): So Josh brought in two of Gravity Falls writers to work with him in this show, huh? I'll say the episode was an improvement, but then I repeat the same flaws I have before. One thing's for sure, this one was a lot more comedic than usual, but at the same thing it doesn't feel relevant to the story. 8/10
Faster, Princess! Kill! Kill! (Reid Harrison): Here, we have an episode where Zorg kicks her own daughter out because of her reckless behavior. Wow, that is something I would relate to if I was a drunk, but I have a pretty strict stepdad that still treats like a little kid. Unforunately, the writing felt weaker due to its cliched plot that I bet many of you seen on television a million times. Still, Bean's characterization, Luci's scenes, the comedy saved it from being a complete mess.7/10
Swamp and Circumstance (Eric Horsted): A slightly better episode than the previous installment with a clear focus in storytelling. Bean and Luci still provides a lot of nice one-liners. And knew Luci and Elfo couldn't get along? Zorg is written somewhat nicer here, at least in the end. 8/10
Love's Tender Rampage (Jeny Batten & M. Dickson): To tell you the truth, this one started pretty well with a lot of funny moments of Bean tripping. Once the plot switches to about Elfo's romance with the giant, things get worse every passing act. Who wasn't surprised that he lied to her just to be his girlfriend? The humor isn't strong either, so it ended up being the weakest episode of the show so far. 6/10
The Limits of Immortality (Patrick M Verrone): IMO, the show is starting to shine here. Its main story is coming in play as things are about to get crazy especially during the climax of the plot. While there are certainly less jokes around here, most of them revolves on the laughing horse. 9/10
To Thine Own Elf Be True (Shion Takeuchi): While Elfo isn't the greatest character out of the main trio, we are treated to some character development here. I think he's starting to become more than Bart Elf and a weird creature that hits on a human girl for some reason. The writing is solid than usual and you thank a writer from Regular Show and Gravity Falls for that. 9/10
Dreamland Falls (Bill Oakley): Many people claims the show really gets great. While episode 8 was when the show got better, I has to agree with them that this is the best episode of Disenchantment so far. The show got less funny ,and exchanged most of the jokes for the drama and story, something that Groening's two shows are good at. By the end of part one, I was actually invegested with the story and can't wait to see what comes next. 10/10
Season 1 (part one)
The Disenchantress: 6/10
Stairway to Hell: 7/10
The Very Thing: 8/10
The Lonely Heart is a Hunter: 7/10
Our Bodies, Our Elves: 8/10
The Dreamland Job: 8/10
17. Love's Slimy Embrace: 7/10
18. In Her Own Write 8/10
19. The Electric Princess: 9/10
20. Tiabeanie Falls: 9/10
Saturday, October 5, 2019
Dragon Ball Super Score
God of Destruction Beerus
"A Peacetime Reward: Who Gets the 100,000,000 Zeni?!" Amazing
"To the Promised Resort! Vegeta Takes a Family Trip!" Great
"Where Does the Dream Pick Up? Find the Super Saiyan God!" Good
"Bid for the Dragon Balls! Pilaf and Crew's Impossible Mission!" Good
"Showdown on King Kai's World! Goku vs. Beerus the Destroyer!" Decent
"Don't Anger the Destroyer! A Heart-Pounding Birthday Party" Good
"How Dare You Do That To My Bulma! Vegeta's Metamorphosis of Fury?" Good
"Goku Makes an Entrance! A Last Chance from Lord Beerus?" Good
"Thanks For Waiting, Lord Beerus! A Super Saiyan God is Born At Last!" Good
"Show Us, Goku! The Power of a Super Saiyan God!" Great
"Let's Keep Going, Lord Beerus! The Battle of Gods!" Amazing
"The Universe Will Shatter? Clash! Destroyer vs. Super Saiyan God!" Great
"Goku, Surpass Super Saiyan God!" Great
"This is All the Power I've Got! A Settlement Between Gods" Great
Golden Frieza
Valiant Mr. Satan, Work a Miracle! A Challenge from Outer Space!: Decent
Vegeta Becomes a Student?! Win Over Whis!: Good
Pan is Born! And Goku Goes on a Training Journey?!: Good
I'm Here, Too! Training Commences on Beerus' World: Good
Despair Redux! The Return of the Evil Emperor, Frieza!: Great
A Warning from Jaco! Frieza and 1,000 Soldiers Close In: Good
The Start of Vengeance! The Frieza Force's Malice Strikes Gohan!: Great
Change! An Unexpected Return! His Name is Ginyu!!: Good
Earth! Gohan! Both on the Ropes! Hurry and Get Here, Goku!!: Good
Clash! Frieza vs. Goku -- This is the Result of My Training!: Great
A Full-Throttle Battle! The Vengeful Golden Frieza: Great
A Chance Appears in a Tight Spot! Launch a Counteroffensive, Goku!: Great
The Earth Explodes? A Decisive Kamehameha!: Amazing
Universe 6 Saga
"The 6th Universe's Destroyer! His Name is Champa!" Good
"Combat Matches Are a Go! The Captain Is Someone Stronger Than Goku" Good
"A Run-Through For the Competition! Who Are the Last Two Members?" Great
"Off to See Master Zuno! Find Out Where the Super Dragon Balls Are!" Okay
"The Matches Begin! We're All Off to the Planet with No Name!" Good
"Surprise, Sixth Universe! This is Super Saiyan Goku!" Great
"Piccolo vs Frost! Stake it All on the Special Beam Cannon!" Good
"Turn Your Anger into Strength! Vegeta's Full-Bore Battle!" Good
"An Unexpectedly Uphill Battle! Vegeta's Great Blast of Fury!" Good
"Don't Forget Your Saiyan Pride! Vegeta vs. the 6th Universe's Saiyan!" Great
"The 6th Universe's Mightiest Warrior! Engage the Assassin Hit!" Great
"A Developed "Time Skip" Counterstrike? Here Comes Goku's New Move!" Amazing
"A Decision at Last! Is the Winner Beerus? Or is it Champa?" Great
"Come Forth, Divine Dragon! And Grant My Wish, Peas and Carrots!" Good
"A Chaotic Victory Party! Showdown at Last? Monaka vs. Goku!" Good
"Goku's Energy is Out of Control? The Struggle to Look After Pan" Decent
"The Seal of Planet Pot-au-feu; Secrets of the Unleashed Superhuman Water!" Good
"Vegeta Disappears?! Menace of the Duplicate Vegeta!" Good
"Goku vs. the Duplicate Vegeta! Which One is Going to Win?" Amazing
"Future" Trunks Saga
"SOS from the Future: A Dark New Enemy Appears!" Great
"Hope! Redux Awaken in the Present, Trunks" Good
"A Message From the Future The Incursion of Goku Black!" Good
"Goku vs. Black! A Closed-Off Road to the Future" Great
"Feelings That Transcend Time: Trunks and Mai" Great
"Master and Pupil Reunited Gohan and "Future" Trunks!" Good
"Uncover Black's Identity! Off to the 10th Universe's World of the Kai's!" Good
"He Who is of Saiyan Blood Trunks's Resolve" Good
"I'd Like to See Goku, You See A Summons From Grand Zeno!" Good
"Rematch With Goku Black! Super Saiyan Rosé Appears" Great
"A God with an Invincible Body The Advent of Zamasu" Great
"Zamasu and Black - The Mystery of the Two Deepens" decent
"Protect Supreme Kai Gowasu - Destroy Zamasu!" Good
"Back to the Future - Goku Black's Identity Is Revealed!!" Good
"Zamasu's Ambition - The Awful "Zero Mortal Plan" Is Revealed" Great
"I'll Protect the World! Trunks' Furious Super Power Explodes!!" Good
"Don't Disrespect Saiyan Cells! Vegeta's Heroic Battle Begins!!" Great
"Revere Him! Praise Him! Fusion Zamasu's Explosive Birth!!" Good
"Is This The Final Judgement!? The Ultimate Power of the Absolute God" Amazing
"The Climactic Battle! The Miraculous Power of a Relentless Warrior!" Great
"With New Hope!! In Our Hearts Farewell, Trunks" Good
"Come Forth, Shenron! Whose Wish Shall Be Granted!?" Meh
"Goku vs Arale! The Earth Ends in a Wacky Battle!?" Great
"Champa's Challenge! This Time We Face Off in Baseball" Good
"The Death of Goku! The Guaranteed Assassination Mission" Good
"Will There Be a Counterattack?! The Invisible Killing Strike!!" Great
"Gohan's Misfortune! An Unexpected Great Saiyaman Movie?!" Decent
"For The Ones He Loves! The Unbeatable Great Saiyaman!!" Decent
"Goku and Krillin - Back to the Old Training Grounds" Great
"Defeat These Terrifying Enemies! Krillin's Fighting Spirit Returns!" Amazing
Universe Survival Saga
Let's Do It, Grand Zeno! The Universes' Best Tournament! Good
Even The Universes' Gods Are Appalled? The Lose-And-Perish Tournament of Power! Good
The 9th Universe's Kicking Basil vs. the 7th Universe's Majin Buu! Great
Awaken Your Dormant Fighting Spirit! Gohan's Fight! Great
Bergamo the Crusher vs Goku! Whose Strength Reaches The Wild Blue Yonder? Good
"Goku Must Pay The Warrior of Justice Top Barges In!" Good
"Field The All-7th-Universe Team! Who Are The Mighty Ten?" Great
"Goku the Talent Scout Recruit Krillin and Android 18" Good
"The Universes Go Into Action -- Each With Their Own Motives" Good
"First Time Exchanging Blows! Android 17 vs. Goku!!" Great
"Hunt the Poaching Ring! Goku and Android 17's Joint Struggle!" Great
"Gohan and Piccolo Master and Pupil Clash in Max Training!" Good
"A Mysterious Beauty Appears! The Enigma of the Tien Shin-Style Dojo?" Great
"Staring Down the Wall to be Overcome Goku vs. Gohan" Great
"Which Universe Will Win Their Place? The Mighty Warriors Gradually Assemble!" Good
"A State of Emergency! Failure to Reach Ten Members!" Decent
"You're Our Tenth Warrior! Goku Approaches Frieza!!" Good
"The Evil Emperor Returns! A Reception from Mysterious Assassins?" Great
"The Worst! The Most Evil! Frieza's Rampage!" Great
"The Time is Here! To The World of Void For the Fate of the Universe!!" Good
"Survive! The Tournament of Power Begins at Last!!" Good
"Oh, Uncertainty! A Universe Despairs!!" Great
"Show Them! Krillin's True Power!!" Great
"Out of Control! The Savage Berserker Awakens!!" Good
"The Impending Warriors of Justice! The Pride Troopers!!" Great
"The Power of Love Explodes?! Universe 2's Little Witch Warriors!!" Great
"Gohan, Show No Mercy! Showdown with Universe 10!!" Good
"The Ultimate High Speed Battle Begins! Goku and Hit Join Forces!!" Good
"A Desperate Battle! Master Roshi's Sacrifice!" Great
"Find Him! Death Match with an Invisible Attacker!!" Great
"Revenge ‘F’! The Cunning Trap?!" Good
"Frieza and Frost! Conjoined Malice?!" Great
"The Ultimate Enemy Approaches Goku! Now, Let Loose! The Killer Spirit Bomb!!" Good
"Son Goku Wakes! New Level of the Awakened!!" Good
"The Surreal Supreme Battle! Hit vs Jiren!!" Good
"A Saiyan's Vow! Vegeta's Resolution!!" Good
"With Great Joy! The Repeat Battle-Crazy Saiyan Fight!!" Good
"Intimidating Passion! The Birth of a New Super Warrior!!" Amazing
"Goku vs Kefla! Super Saiyan Blue Defeated?!" Great
"The Sign of a Comeback! Ultra Instinct's Huge Explosion!!"Great
"Showdown of Love! Androids vs Universe 2!!" Good
"Accelerated Tragedy Vanishing Universes...": Good
"Unavoidable?! The Fierce Stealth Attack!!" Great
"The Perfect Survival Tactic! Universe 3's Menacing Assassin!!" Great
"All-Out War! The Ultimate Quadruple Merge vs Universe 7's Full Scale Attack!!" Amazing
"For One's Own Pride! Vegeta's Challenge to Be The Strongest!!" Great
"Body and Soul, Full Power Release! Goku and Vegeta!!" Good
"The Fiercely Overwhelming Assault! Gohan's Last Stand!!" Great
"With Imposing Presence! God of Destruction Toppo Descends!!" Good
"Surpass Even a God! Vegeta's Desperate Blow!!" Good
"The Approaching Wall! The Final Barrier of Hope!!" Great
"Noble Pride to the End! Vegeta Falls!!" Great
"Limits Super Surpassed! Ultra Instinct Mastered!!" Great
"The Greatest Showdown of All Time! The Ultimate Survival Battle!!" Amazing
"The Miraculous Conclusion! Farewell, Goku! Until We Meet Again!" Amazing
"A Peacetime Reward: Who Gets the 100,000,000 Zeni?!" Amazing
"To the Promised Resort! Vegeta Takes a Family Trip!" Great
"Where Does the Dream Pick Up? Find the Super Saiyan God!" Good
"Bid for the Dragon Balls! Pilaf and Crew's Impossible Mission!" Good
"Showdown on King Kai's World! Goku vs. Beerus the Destroyer!" Decent
"Don't Anger the Destroyer! A Heart-Pounding Birthday Party" Good
"How Dare You Do That To My Bulma! Vegeta's Metamorphosis of Fury?" Good
"Goku Makes an Entrance! A Last Chance from Lord Beerus?" Good
"Thanks For Waiting, Lord Beerus! A Super Saiyan God is Born At Last!" Good
"Show Us, Goku! The Power of a Super Saiyan God!" Great
"Let's Keep Going, Lord Beerus! The Battle of Gods!" Amazing
"The Universe Will Shatter? Clash! Destroyer vs. Super Saiyan God!" Great
"Goku, Surpass Super Saiyan God!" Great
"This is All the Power I've Got! A Settlement Between Gods" Great
Golden Frieza
Valiant Mr. Satan, Work a Miracle! A Challenge from Outer Space!: Decent
Vegeta Becomes a Student?! Win Over Whis!: Good
Pan is Born! And Goku Goes on a Training Journey?!: Good
I'm Here, Too! Training Commences on Beerus' World: Good
Despair Redux! The Return of the Evil Emperor, Frieza!: Great
A Warning from Jaco! Frieza and 1,000 Soldiers Close In: Good
The Start of Vengeance! The Frieza Force's Malice Strikes Gohan!: Great
Change! An Unexpected Return! His Name is Ginyu!!: Good
Earth! Gohan! Both on the Ropes! Hurry and Get Here, Goku!!: Good
Clash! Frieza vs. Goku -- This is the Result of My Training!: Great
A Full-Throttle Battle! The Vengeful Golden Frieza: Great
A Chance Appears in a Tight Spot! Launch a Counteroffensive, Goku!: Great
The Earth Explodes? A Decisive Kamehameha!: Amazing
Universe 6 Saga
"The 6th Universe's Destroyer! His Name is Champa!" Good
"Combat Matches Are a Go! The Captain Is Someone Stronger Than Goku" Good
"A Run-Through For the Competition! Who Are the Last Two Members?" Great
"Off to See Master Zuno! Find Out Where the Super Dragon Balls Are!" Okay
"The Matches Begin! We're All Off to the Planet with No Name!" Good
"Surprise, Sixth Universe! This is Super Saiyan Goku!" Great
"Piccolo vs Frost! Stake it All on the Special Beam Cannon!" Good
"Turn Your Anger into Strength! Vegeta's Full-Bore Battle!" Good
"An Unexpectedly Uphill Battle! Vegeta's Great Blast of Fury!" Good
"Don't Forget Your Saiyan Pride! Vegeta vs. the 6th Universe's Saiyan!" Great
"The 6th Universe's Mightiest Warrior! Engage the Assassin Hit!" Great
"A Developed "Time Skip" Counterstrike? Here Comes Goku's New Move!" Amazing
"A Decision at Last! Is the Winner Beerus? Or is it Champa?" Great
"Come Forth, Divine Dragon! And Grant My Wish, Peas and Carrots!" Good
"A Chaotic Victory Party! Showdown at Last? Monaka vs. Goku!" Good
"Goku's Energy is Out of Control? The Struggle to Look After Pan" Decent
"The Seal of Planet Pot-au-feu; Secrets of the Unleashed Superhuman Water!" Good
"Vegeta Disappears?! Menace of the Duplicate Vegeta!" Good
"Goku vs. the Duplicate Vegeta! Which One is Going to Win?" Amazing
"Future" Trunks Saga
"SOS from the Future: A Dark New Enemy Appears!" Great
"Hope! Redux Awaken in the Present, Trunks" Good
"A Message From the Future The Incursion of Goku Black!" Good
"Goku vs. Black! A Closed-Off Road to the Future" Great
"Feelings That Transcend Time: Trunks and Mai" Great
"Master and Pupil Reunited Gohan and "Future" Trunks!" Good
"Uncover Black's Identity! Off to the 10th Universe's World of the Kai's!" Good
"He Who is of Saiyan Blood Trunks's Resolve" Good
"I'd Like to See Goku, You See A Summons From Grand Zeno!" Good
"Rematch With Goku Black! Super Saiyan Rosé Appears" Great
"A God with an Invincible Body The Advent of Zamasu" Great
"Zamasu and Black - The Mystery of the Two Deepens" decent
"Protect Supreme Kai Gowasu - Destroy Zamasu!" Good
"Back to the Future - Goku Black's Identity Is Revealed!!" Good
"Zamasu's Ambition - The Awful "Zero Mortal Plan" Is Revealed" Great
"I'll Protect the World! Trunks' Furious Super Power Explodes!!" Good
"Don't Disrespect Saiyan Cells! Vegeta's Heroic Battle Begins!!" Great
"Revere Him! Praise Him! Fusion Zamasu's Explosive Birth!!" Good
"Is This The Final Judgement!? The Ultimate Power of the Absolute God" Amazing
"The Climactic Battle! The Miraculous Power of a Relentless Warrior!" Great
"With New Hope!! In Our Hearts Farewell, Trunks" Good
"Come Forth, Shenron! Whose Wish Shall Be Granted!?" Meh
"Goku vs Arale! The Earth Ends in a Wacky Battle!?" Great
"Champa's Challenge! This Time We Face Off in Baseball" Good
"The Death of Goku! The Guaranteed Assassination Mission" Good
"Will There Be a Counterattack?! The Invisible Killing Strike!!" Great
"Gohan's Misfortune! An Unexpected Great Saiyaman Movie?!" Decent
"For The Ones He Loves! The Unbeatable Great Saiyaman!!" Decent
"Goku and Krillin - Back to the Old Training Grounds" Great
"Defeat These Terrifying Enemies! Krillin's Fighting Spirit Returns!" Amazing
Let's Do It, Grand Zeno! The Universes' Best Tournament! Good
Even The Universes' Gods Are Appalled? The Lose-And-Perish Tournament of Power! Good
The 9th Universe's Kicking Basil vs. the 7th Universe's Majin Buu! Great
Awaken Your Dormant Fighting Spirit! Gohan's Fight! Great
Bergamo the Crusher vs Goku! Whose Strength Reaches The Wild Blue Yonder? Good
"Goku Must Pay The Warrior of Justice Top Barges In!" Good
"Field The All-7th-Universe Team! Who Are The Mighty Ten?" Great
"Goku the Talent Scout Recruit Krillin and Android 18" Good
"The Universes Go Into Action -- Each With Their Own Motives" Good
"First Time Exchanging Blows! Android 17 vs. Goku!!" Great
"Hunt the Poaching Ring! Goku and Android 17's Joint Struggle!" Great
"Gohan and Piccolo Master and Pupil Clash in Max Training!" Good
"A Mysterious Beauty Appears! The Enigma of the Tien Shin-Style Dojo?" Great
"Staring Down the Wall to be Overcome Goku vs. Gohan" Great
"Which Universe Will Win Their Place? The Mighty Warriors Gradually Assemble!" Good
"A State of Emergency! Failure to Reach Ten Members!" Decent
"You're Our Tenth Warrior! Goku Approaches Frieza!!" Good
"The Evil Emperor Returns! A Reception from Mysterious Assassins?" Great
"The Worst! The Most Evil! Frieza's Rampage!" Great
"The Time is Here! To The World of Void For the Fate of the Universe!!" Good
"Survive! The Tournament of Power Begins at Last!!" Good
"Oh, Uncertainty! A Universe Despairs!!" Great
"Show Them! Krillin's True Power!!" Great
"Out of Control! The Savage Berserker Awakens!!" Good
"The Impending Warriors of Justice! The Pride Troopers!!" Great
"The Power of Love Explodes?! Universe 2's Little Witch Warriors!!" Great
"Gohan, Show No Mercy! Showdown with Universe 10!!" Good
"The Ultimate High Speed Battle Begins! Goku and Hit Join Forces!!" Good
"A Desperate Battle! Master Roshi's Sacrifice!" Great
"Find Him! Death Match with an Invisible Attacker!!" Great
"Revenge ‘F’! The Cunning Trap?!" Good
"Frieza and Frost! Conjoined Malice?!" Great
"The Ultimate Enemy Approaches Goku! Now, Let Loose! The Killer Spirit Bomb!!" Good
"Son Goku Wakes! New Level of the Awakened!!" Good
"The Surreal Supreme Battle! Hit vs Jiren!!" Good
"A Saiyan's Vow! Vegeta's Resolution!!" Good
"With Great Joy! The Repeat Battle-Crazy Saiyan Fight!!" Good
"Intimidating Passion! The Birth of a New Super Warrior!!" Amazing
"Goku vs Kefla! Super Saiyan Blue Defeated?!" Great
"The Sign of a Comeback! Ultra Instinct's Huge Explosion!!"Great
"Showdown of Love! Androids vs Universe 2!!" Good
"Accelerated Tragedy Vanishing Universes...": Good
"Unavoidable?! The Fierce Stealth Attack!!" Great
"The Perfect Survival Tactic! Universe 3's Menacing Assassin!!" Great
"All-Out War! The Ultimate Quadruple Merge vs Universe 7's Full Scale Attack!!" Amazing
"For One's Own Pride! Vegeta's Challenge to Be The Strongest!!" Great
"Body and Soul, Full Power Release! Goku and Vegeta!!" Good
"The Fiercely Overwhelming Assault! Gohan's Last Stand!!" Great
"With Imposing Presence! God of Destruction Toppo Descends!!" Good
"Surpass Even a God! Vegeta's Desperate Blow!!" Good
"The Approaching Wall! The Final Barrier of Hope!!" Great
"Noble Pride to the End! Vegeta Falls!!" Great
"Limits Super Surpassed! Ultra Instinct Mastered!!" Great
"The Greatest Showdown of All Time! The Ultimate Survival Battle!!" Amazing
"The Miraculous Conclusion! Farewell, Goku! Until We Meet Again!" Amazing
Tuesday, October 1, 2019
We Bare Bears Scorecard
We Bare Bears Scorecard
Season 1
Our Stuff: Good - 8/10
Viral Video: Great - 8.5/10
Food Truck: Good - 8/10
Chloe: Great - 9/10
Panda's Date: Good - 7.5/10
Everyday Bears: Great - 9/10
Burrito: Amazing - 10/10
Primal: Good - 8/10
Jean Jacket: Great - 8.5/10
Nom Nom: Good - 8/10
Shush Ninjas: Amazing - 9.5/10
My Clique: Great - 9/10
Charlie: Decent - 7/10
Brother Up: Great - 8.5/10
Occupy Bears: Great - 9/10
Panda's Sneeze: Good - 7.5/10
The Road: Amazing - 10/10
Emergency: Okay - 6.5/10
Tote Life: Good - 8/10
Charlie and the Snake: Okay - 6.5/10
Video Date: Good - 8/10
Pet Shop: Amazing - 10/10
Chloe and Ice Bear: Great - 9/10
Cupcake Job: Okay - 6/10
Hibernation: Great - 8.5/10
Charlie Ball: Good - 7.5/10
OVERALL: GREAT SEASON (9/10)
Season 2
"Yard Sale" Good - 8/10
"Slumber Party" Great - 9/10
"Bear Cleanse" Great - 9/10
"Nom Nom's Entourage" Good - 7.5/10
"Ranger Tabes" Amazing - 10/10
"Rooms" Okay - 6/10
"Losing Ice" Good - 8/10
"Cellie" Decent - 7/10
"Fashion Bears" Great - 8.5/10
"Baby Bears on a Plane" Great - 8.5/10
"The Island" Good - 8/10
"Bear Flu" Meh - 5/10
"Chicken and Waffles" Good - 7.5/10
"Audition" Great - 9/10
"Captain Craboo" Great - 9/10
"Yuri and the Bear" AMAZING - 10/10
"Icy Nights" Great - 9/10
"Everyone's Tube" Great - 8.5/10
"Creature Mysteries"Great - 8.5/10
"The Library" Great - 8.5/10
"Grizz Helps" Good - 8/10
"Christmas Parties" Great - 9/10
"Subway" Great - 8.5/10
"Panda's Friend" Good - 8/10
"Neighbors" Good - 8/10
OVERALL: GOOD SEASON (8.2/10)
Season 3
"Grizzly: The Movie" Great - 9/10
"Anger Management" Good - 8/10
"$100" Good - 8/10
"Professor Lampwick" Great - 8.5/10
"Ralph" Meh - 5/10
"Planet Bears" Amazing - 10/10
"Coffee Cave" Good - 8/10
"Charlie's Big Foot" Decent - 7/10
"The Demon" Amazing - 9.5/10
"Panda's Art" Good - 8/10
"Poppy Rangers" Great - 8.5/10
"Lucy's Brother" Good - 8/10
"The Fair" Great - 8.5/10
"Private Lake" Good - 8/10
"Lunch with Tabes" Great - 9/10
"Road Trip" Great - 8.5/10
"Summer Love" Good - 8/10
"The Kitty" Amazing - 9.5/10
"Crowbar Jones" Great - 9/10
"Kyle" Decent - 7/10
"Citizen Tabes" Great - 8.5/10
"Dance Lessons" Good - 8/10
"Icy Nights II" AMAZING - 10/10
"Dog Hotel" Meh - 5.5/10
"Bear Lift" Great - 9/10
"The Nom Nom Show" Good - 8/10
"Ice Cave" Good - 7.5/10
"Spa Day" Great - 9/10
"Charlie's Halloween Thing" Great - 9/10
"Bunnies" Great - 9/10
"Pigeons" Good -7.5/10
"Panda 2" Good - 8/10
"Tubin'" Great - 8.5/10
"Lazer Royale" Great - 9/10
"Ranger Games" Great - 9/10
"The Perfect Tree" Great - 9/10
"Bearz II Men" Amazing - 10/10
"Bro Brawl" Good - 8/10
"Hurricane Hal" Great - 8.5/10
"Vacation" Good - 7.5/10
"The Park" Good - 8/10
"Beehive" Great - 8.5/10
I Am Ice Bear - Good - 8/10
"Baby Bears Can't Jump" Great - 9/10
Season 4
Go Fish: Good - 8/10
Teacher's Pet: Great - 9/10
Googs: Good - 8/10
Paperboyz: Great - 9/10
Bear Squad: Amazing - 10/10
Lil Squid: Great - 9/10
I, Butler: Decent - 7/10
Family Troubles: Good - 8/10
Best Bears: Great - 9/10
Crowbar Jones Origins: Amazing - 10/10
Hot Sauce: Decent - 7/10
Mom App: Good - 8/10
The Limo: Great- 9/10
More Everyone's Tube: Great - 10/10
Money Man: Good - 8/10
Resuce Ranger: Okay - 6/10
El Oso: Good - 8/10
Charlie's Halloween Thing II: Amazing - 10/10
Escandalosos: Great- 9/10
Pizza Band: Great- 9/10
Adopted: Good - 8/10
Wingemen: Mediocre - 4/10
Braces: Okay - 6/10
Christmas Movies: Great- 9/10
Imaginary Friend: Good - 8/10
The Mall: Amazing - 10/10
Tunnels: Good - 8/10
Ramen: Decent - 7/10
The Gym: Good - 8/10
Bubble: Okay - 6/10
Baby Orphan Ninja Bears: Good - 8/10
Fire!: Good - 8/10
Ranger Norm: Decent - 7/10
Snake Babies:Good - 8/10
Shmorby: Good - 8/10
Sandcastle: Good - 8/10
Bros in the City: Great- 9/10
Cousin Jon: Good - 8/10
Lord of the Pooples: Okay - 6/10
The Mummy's Curse: Great- 9/10
Band of Outsiders: Good - 8/10
Tabes and Charlie: Great- 9/10
Panda's Birthday: Decent - 7/10
Season 1
Our Stuff: Good - 8/10
Viral Video: Great - 8.5/10
Food Truck: Good - 8/10
Chloe: Great - 9/10
Panda's Date: Good - 7.5/10
Everyday Bears: Great - 9/10
Burrito: Amazing - 10/10
Primal: Good - 8/10
Jean Jacket: Great - 8.5/10
Nom Nom: Good - 8/10
Shush Ninjas: Amazing - 9.5/10
My Clique: Great - 9/10
Charlie: Decent - 7/10
Brother Up: Great - 8.5/10
Occupy Bears: Great - 9/10
Panda's Sneeze: Good - 7.5/10
The Road: Amazing - 10/10
Emergency: Okay - 6.5/10
Tote Life: Good - 8/10
Charlie and the Snake: Okay - 6.5/10
Video Date: Good - 8/10
Pet Shop: Amazing - 10/10
Chloe and Ice Bear: Great - 9/10
Cupcake Job: Okay - 6/10
Hibernation: Great - 8.5/10
Charlie Ball: Good - 7.5/10
OVERALL: GREAT SEASON (9/10)
Season 2
"Yard Sale" Good - 8/10
"Slumber Party" Great - 9/10
"Bear Cleanse" Great - 9/10
"Nom Nom's Entourage" Good - 7.5/10
"Ranger Tabes" Amazing - 10/10
"Rooms" Okay - 6/10
"Losing Ice" Good - 8/10
"Cellie" Decent - 7/10
"Fashion Bears" Great - 8.5/10
"Baby Bears on a Plane" Great - 8.5/10
"The Island" Good - 8/10
"Bear Flu" Meh - 5/10
"Chicken and Waffles" Good - 7.5/10
"Audition" Great - 9/10
"Captain Craboo" Great - 9/10
"Yuri and the Bear" AMAZING - 10/10
"Icy Nights" Great - 9/10
"Everyone's Tube" Great - 8.5/10
"Creature Mysteries"Great - 8.5/10
"The Library" Great - 8.5/10
"Grizz Helps" Good - 8/10
"Christmas Parties" Great - 9/10
"Subway" Great - 8.5/10
"Panda's Friend" Good - 8/10
"Neighbors" Good - 8/10
OVERALL: GOOD SEASON (8.2/10)
Season 3
"Grizzly: The Movie" Great - 9/10
"Anger Management" Good - 8/10
"$100" Good - 8/10
"Professor Lampwick" Great - 8.5/10
"Ralph" Meh - 5/10
"Planet Bears" Amazing - 10/10
"Coffee Cave" Good - 8/10
"Charlie's Big Foot" Decent - 7/10
"The Demon" Amazing - 9.5/10
"Panda's Art" Good - 8/10
"Poppy Rangers" Great - 8.5/10
"Lucy's Brother" Good - 8/10
"The Fair" Great - 8.5/10
"Private Lake" Good - 8/10
"Lunch with Tabes" Great - 9/10
"Road Trip" Great - 8.5/10
"Summer Love" Good - 8/10
"The Kitty" Amazing - 9.5/10
"Crowbar Jones" Great - 9/10
"Kyle" Decent - 7/10
"Citizen Tabes" Great - 8.5/10
"Dance Lessons" Good - 8/10
"Icy Nights II" AMAZING - 10/10
"Dog Hotel" Meh - 5.5/10
"Bear Lift" Great - 9/10
"The Nom Nom Show" Good - 8/10
"Ice Cave" Good - 7.5/10
"Spa Day" Great - 9/10
"Charlie's Halloween Thing" Great - 9/10
"Bunnies" Great - 9/10
"Pigeons" Good -7.5/10
"Panda 2" Good - 8/10
"Tubin'" Great - 8.5/10
"Lazer Royale" Great - 9/10
"Ranger Games" Great - 9/10
"The Perfect Tree" Great - 9/10
"Bearz II Men" Amazing - 10/10
"Bro Brawl" Good - 8/10
"Hurricane Hal" Great - 8.5/10
"Vacation" Good - 7.5/10
"The Park" Good - 8/10
"Beehive" Great - 8.5/10
I Am Ice Bear - Good - 8/10
"Baby Bears Can't Jump" Great - 9/10
Season 4
Go Fish: Good - 8/10
Teacher's Pet: Great - 9/10
Googs: Good - 8/10
Paperboyz: Great - 9/10
Bear Squad: Amazing - 10/10
Lil Squid: Great - 9/10
I, Butler: Decent - 7/10
Family Troubles: Good - 8/10
Best Bears: Great - 9/10
Crowbar Jones Origins: Amazing - 10/10
Hot Sauce: Decent - 7/10
Mom App: Good - 8/10
The Limo: Great- 9/10
More Everyone's Tube: Great - 10/10
Money Man: Good - 8/10
Resuce Ranger: Okay - 6/10
El Oso: Good - 8/10
Charlie's Halloween Thing II: Amazing - 10/10
Escandalosos: Great- 9/10
Pizza Band: Great- 9/10
Adopted: Good - 8/10
Wingemen: Mediocre - 4/10
Braces: Okay - 6/10
Christmas Movies: Great- 9/10
Imaginary Friend: Good - 8/10
The Mall: Amazing - 10/10
Tunnels: Good - 8/10
Ramen: Decent - 7/10
The Gym: Good - 8/10
Bubble: Okay - 6/10
Baby Orphan Ninja Bears: Good - 8/10
Fire!: Good - 8/10
Ranger Norm: Decent - 7/10
Snake Babies:Good - 8/10
Shmorby: Good - 8/10
Sandcastle: Good - 8/10
Bros in the City: Great- 9/10
Cousin Jon: Good - 8/10
Lord of the Pooples: Okay - 6/10
The Mummy's Curse: Great- 9/10
Band of Outsiders: Good - 8/10
Tabes and Charlie: Great- 9/10
Panda's Birthday: Decent - 7/10
We Baby Bears Scorecard
The Magical Box: 8/10
Bears and the Beanstalk: 6/10
Boo-Dunnit: 7/10
The Little Mer-Bear: 7/10
Modern-ish Stone Age Family: 8/10
Excalibear: 6/10
Meat House: 8/10
Pirate Parrot Polly: 7/10
Baby Bear Genius: 7/10
Bug City Sleuths: 8/10
Hashtag #1 Fan: 6/10
Snow Place Like Home: 8/10
Fiesta Day: 7/10
Baby Yaga House: 6/10
Bears in the Dark: 7/10
Big Troubles Little Babies: 7/10
Triple T Tigers: 8/10
Panda’s Family: 8/10
A Tale of Two Ice Bears: 8/10
Unica: 8/10
Monday, August 12, 2019
Brickleberry Review
Season 1
Welcome to Brickleberry: Terrible (2/10)
Two Weeks Notice: Mediocre (4/10)
Saved by the Balls: Meh (5/10)
Squabbits: Good (7/10)
Race Off!: Bad (3/10)
Gay Bomb: Terrible (2/10)
Hello Dottie: Okay (6/10)
Steve's Bald: Terrible (1/10)
Daddy Issues: Bad (3/10)
The Dam Show: Meh (5/10)
Season 2
Miracle Lake: Meh (5/10)
The Comeback: Okay (6/10)
Woody's Girl: Mediocre (4/10)
Trailer Park: Mediocre (4/10)
Crippleberry: Bad (3/10)
Ranger Games: Mediocre (4/10)
My Way or the Highway: Terrible (2/10)
Little Boy Malloy: Meh (5/10)
The Animals Strike Back: Good (7/10)
Scared Straight: Meh (5/10)
Trip to Mars: Okay (6/10)
My Favorite Bear: Mediocre (4/10)
Aparkalypse: Bad (3/10)
Season 3
Obamascare: Mediocre
In Da Club: Okay
Miss National Park: Decent
That Brother's My Father: Bad
Write Em' Cowboy: Okay
Old Wounds: Meh
Baby Daddy: Bad
Steve the Fearless Pilot: Good
High Stakes: Okay
Amber Alert: Meh
Cops and Bottoms: Decent
Campin' Ain't Easy: Mediocre
Global Warning: Bad
Welcome to Brickleberry: Terrible (2/10)
Two Weeks Notice: Mediocre (4/10)
Saved by the Balls: Meh (5/10)
Squabbits: Good (7/10)
Race Off!: Bad (3/10)
Gay Bomb: Terrible (2/10)
Hello Dottie: Okay (6/10)
Steve's Bald: Terrible (1/10)
Daddy Issues: Bad (3/10)
The Dam Show: Meh (5/10)
Season 2
Miracle Lake: Meh (5/10)
The Comeback: Okay (6/10)
Woody's Girl: Mediocre (4/10)
Trailer Park: Mediocre (4/10)
Crippleberry: Bad (3/10)
Ranger Games: Mediocre (4/10)
My Way or the Highway: Terrible (2/10)
Little Boy Malloy: Meh (5/10)
The Animals Strike Back: Good (7/10)
Scared Straight: Meh (5/10)
Trip to Mars: Okay (6/10)
My Favorite Bear: Mediocre (4/10)
Aparkalypse: Bad (3/10)
Season 3
Obamascare: Mediocre
In Da Club: Okay
Miss National Park: Decent
That Brother's My Father: Bad
Write Em' Cowboy: Okay
Old Wounds: Meh
Baby Daddy: Bad
Steve the Fearless Pilot: Good
High Stakes: Okay
Amber Alert: Meh
Cops and Bottoms: Decent
Campin' Ain't Easy: Mediocre
Global Warning: Bad
Saturday, June 29, 2019
Mighty Magiswords Review
Shorts
Series 1 (2015)
To Bouldery Go: Bad - 3/10
Pig Iron: Decent - 7/10
Dolphinominal: Good - 8/10
Bark Attack: Mediocre - 4/10
Hands Down: Meh - 5/10
The Land Before Slim: Okay - 6/10
Zombie Reasonable: Okay - 6/10
Attackus: Decent - 7/10
No Robots for Old Man: Meh - 5/10
Whose Hyas it Anyway?: Okay - 6/10
OVERALL SCORE: 5.7/10 (MEH SERIES)
Series 2 (2016)
Series 3 (2017): Adventure Academy
As a Series
Season 1
Mushroom Menance: Meh - 5/10
The Mystery of Loch Mess: Decent - 7/10
Squirreled Domination: Okay - 6/10
Case Clothed:
Surley You Jesto-O:
Cleanliness is Next to Grupliness:
Flirty Phantom:
Season 2
Collection Infection: Good
To Balderly Go: Decent
For the Love of Narwhal!: Good
Winning at Whining: Okay
Suitable Armor: Great
Changeable Terraingable: Great
Fixing a Flonk!: Good
What’s My Name?: Meh
Ain’t that a Kick in the Side?: Good
Vambre’s Guilty Pleasure: Good
Catbook: The Status of Cattus: Great
GOAT!: Okay
Team of Broccoli: Good
Helping Cattus Help: Great
Mall of Shame: Okay
Agent of Destruction: Good
Straining Day: Good
Dunkadellic: Meh
The Incredible Shrinking Tiny Warriors: Great
Warts and All: Okay
Too Commercial: Good
Like Water for Bimm: Good
The Pecking Order: Decent
Manlier Fish the Fishlier Man: Good
The Lanolion Sleeps Tonight: Decent
The Ballad of Sailor Sydney: Decent
Extreme Dreams: Good
Forever a Fishstick: Decent
Sorry for Party Oching: Great
A Mind is a Terrible Thing: Good
Bewitched, Bothered, and Bothered Some More!: Great
Train on a Snake: Decent
King of the Zombeez: Good
Hiccup the Volume: Okay
Ghosthaste: Decent
Hangry Hangry Hoppus: Decent
Pachydemus Packard and the Camp of Fantasy: Good
Let's Team Up Because We Aren't Bad Friends: Meh
Series 1 (2015)
To Bouldery Go: Bad - 3/10
Pig Iron: Decent - 7/10
Dolphinominal: Good - 8/10
Bark Attack: Mediocre - 4/10
Hands Down: Meh - 5/10
The Land Before Slim: Okay - 6/10
Zombie Reasonable: Okay - 6/10
Attackus: Decent - 7/10
No Robots for Old Man: Meh - 5/10
Whose Hyas it Anyway?: Okay - 6/10
OVERALL SCORE: 5.7/10 (MEH SERIES)
Series 2 (2016)
Series 3 (2017): Adventure Academy
As a Series
Season 1
Mushroom Menance: Meh - 5/10
The Mystery of Loch Mess: Decent - 7/10
Squirreled Domination: Okay - 6/10
Case Clothed:
Surley You Jesto-O:
Cleanliness is Next to Grupliness:
Flirty Phantom:
Season 2
Collection Infection: Good
To Balderly Go: Decent
For the Love of Narwhal!: Good
Winning at Whining: Okay
Suitable Armor: Great
Changeable Terraingable: Great
Fixing a Flonk!: Good
What’s My Name?: Meh
Ain’t that a Kick in the Side?: Good
Vambre’s Guilty Pleasure: Good
Catbook: The Status of Cattus: Great
GOAT!: Okay
Team of Broccoli: Good
Helping Cattus Help: Great
Mall of Shame: Okay
Agent of Destruction: Good
Straining Day: Good
Dunkadellic: Meh
The Incredible Shrinking Tiny Warriors: Great
Warts and All: Okay
Too Commercial: Good
Like Water for Bimm: Good
The Pecking Order: Decent
Manlier Fish the Fishlier Man: Good
The Lanolion Sleeps Tonight: Decent
The Ballad of Sailor Sydney: Decent
Extreme Dreams: Good
Forever a Fishstick: Decent
Sorry for Party Oching: Great
A Mind is a Terrible Thing: Good
Bewitched, Bothered, and Bothered Some More!: Great
Train on a Snake: Decent
King of the Zombeez: Good
Hiccup the Volume: Okay
Ghosthaste: Decent
Hangry Hangry Hoppus: Decent
Pachydemus Packard and the Camp of Fantasy: Good
Let's Team Up Because We Aren't Bad Friends: Meh
Sunday, February 24, 2019
Pokemon XY Score
Pokemon XY and Z era
Season 17
Kalos, Where Dreams and Adventures Begin!: Great - 8.5/10
Lumoise City Pursuit!: Great - 9/10
A Battle of Aerial Mobility!: Good - 8/10
A Shockingly Cheeky Friendship!: Good - 8/10
A Blustery Santalune Gym Battle!: Good - 7.5/10
Battling on Thin Ice!: Great - 8.5/10
Giving Chase at the Rhyhorn Race!: Good - 8/10
Grooming Furfrou!: Good - 8/10
Clemont's Got a Secret!: Great - 9/10
Mega-Mega Meowth Madness!: Amazing - 10/10
The Bamboozling Forest!: Good - 8/10
To Catch a Pokemon Smuggler!: Good - 7.5/10
Kindergarten Chaos!: Good - 8/10
Seeking Shelter From the Storm!: Great - 9/10
An Appetite For Battle!: Good - 8/10
A Jolting Switcheroo!: Good - 8/10
A Rush of Ninja Wisdom!: Great - 8.5/10
Awakening the Sleeping Giant: Okay - 6/10
A Conspiracy to Conquer!: Great - 8.5/10
Breaking Titles at the Chateau!: Great - 9/10
A PokeVision of Things to Come!: Good - 8/10
Going for the Gold!: Good - 8/10
Coming Back into the Cold!: Good - 7.5/10
Climbing the Walls!: Great - 8.5/10
A Battle by Any Other Name!: Decent - 7/10
To Find a Fairy Flower!: Great - 9/10
The Bonds of Evolution!: Great - 8.5/10
Heroes - Friends and Faux Alike!: Amazing - 9.5/10
Mega Revaltions!: Great - 9/10
The Cave of Trials!: Great - 9/10
The Aura Storm!: Great - 8.5/10
Calling from Beyond the Aura!: Great - 9/10
The Bonds of Mega Evolution!: Amazing - 10/10
The Forest Champion!: Good - 8/10
Battles in the Sky!: Good - 8/10
The Cave of Mirrors!: Great - 8.5/10
Forging Forest Friendships!: Good - 8/10
Summer of Discovery!: Good - 8/10
Day Three Blockbusters!: Great - 8.5/10
Foggy Pokemon Orienterring!: Good - 8/10
Battling Into the Hall of Frame!: Good - 8/10
Origins of Mega Evolution!: Great - 9/10
Showdown at the Shalour Gym!: Amazing - 9.5/10
Splitting Heirs!: Good - 8/10
The Clumsy Crier Quiets the Chaos!: Decent - 7/10
Dreaming a Performer's Dream!: Good - 8/10
A Campus Reunion!: Great - 9/10
Bonnie for the Defense!: Good - 8/10
Season 18
Pathways to Performance Partnering! Good - 8/10
An Undersea Place to Call Home!: Good - 8/10
When Light and Dark Collide!: Good - 8/10
A Stealthy Challenge!: Great -9/10
A Race for Home!: Great - 9/10
Facing the Grand Design!: Amazing - 10/10
A Slippery Encounter!: Great - 9/10
One for the Goomy!: Great - 9/10
Thawing an Icy Panic!: Good - 8/10
The Green, Green Grass Types of Home!: Good - 8/10
Under the Pledging Tree!: Great - 9/10
Show case Debut!: Good - 8/10
An Oasis of Hope: Decent - 7/10
The Future Is Now, Thanks to Determination!: Good - 8/10
A Fork in the Road! A Parting of the Ways!: Great - 9/10
Battling with Elegance And a Big Smile!: Great - 9/10
Good Friends, Great Training!: Good - 8/10
Confronting the Darkness!: Good - 8/10
The Moment of Lumiose Truth!: Amazing - 10/10
Garchomp's Mega Bond!: Great - 9/10
Defending the Homeland!: Good - 8/10
Beyond the Rainbow!: Great - 9/10
So You're Having a Bad Day!: Okay - 6/10
Scary Hospitality!: Great - 9/10
A Fashionable Battle!: Good - 8/10
Fairy-Type Trickery!: Great - 9/10
Rivals: Today and Tomorrow!: Great - 9/10
A Not-so-Flying Start!: Good - 8/10
A Relay in the Sky!: Good - 8/10
Lights! Camera! Pika!: Amazing - 10/10
A Frenzied Factory Fiasco!: Great - 9/10
Performing with Fiery Charm!: Great - 9/10
Rotom's Wish!: Good - 8/10
A Festival Trade! A Festival Farewell!: Good - 8/10
Over the Mountain of Snow!: Good - 8/10
Adventures in Running Errands!: Good - 8/10
Mending a Broken Spirit!: Great - 9/10
A Legendary Photo Op!: Great - 9/10
The Tiny Caretaker!: Amazing - 10/10
A Trip Down Memory Train!: Great - 9/10
A Frolicking Find in the Flowers!: Great - 9/10
Tag Team Battle Inspiration!: Great - 9/10
A Performance Pop Quiz!: Great - 9/10
Cloudy Fate, Bright Future!: Good - 8/10
All Eyes on the Future!: Great - 9/10
XYZ Season 19
From A to Z!: Great
Love Strikes! Eevee, Yikes!: Okay
A Giga Battle with Mega Results!: Great
A Fiery Rite of Passage!: Good
Dream a Little Dream from Me!: Good
The Legend of the Ninja Hero!: Good
A Festival of Decisions!: Great
A Dancing Debut!: Good
Meeting at Terminus Cave!: Great
A Cellular Connection!: Great
A Windswept Encounter!: Decent
Party Dancecapades!: Good
A Meeting of Two Journeys!: Great
An Explosive Operation!: Great
A Watershed Moment: Good
Master Class Choices!: Great
An Electrifying Rage!: Good
Unlocking Some Respect!: Good
Master Class is in Session!: Great
Performing a Pathway to the Future!: Good
A Keeper for Keeps?: Decent
Battling at Full Volume!: Good
The Synchronicity Test!: Great
Making Friends and Influencing Villains!: Good
Championing a Research Battle!: Great
A Full-Strength Battle Surprise!: Great
All Hail the Ice Battlefield!; Good
Seeing the Forest for the Trees!: Great
A Real Icebreaker!: Amazing
XYZ030: Great
XYZ031: Great
XYZ032: Good
XYZ033: Good
XYZ034: Great
XYZ035: Great
XYZ036: Good
XYZ037: Great
XYZ038: Decent
XYZ039: Great
XYZ040: Amazing
XYZ041; Great
XYZ042: Great
XYZ043: Amazing
XYZ044: Great
XYZ045: Great
XYZ046: Amazing
XYZ047: Amazing
Season 17
Kalos, Where Dreams and Adventures Begin!: Great - 8.5/10
Lumoise City Pursuit!: Great - 9/10
A Battle of Aerial Mobility!: Good - 8/10
A Shockingly Cheeky Friendship!: Good - 8/10
A Blustery Santalune Gym Battle!: Good - 7.5/10
Battling on Thin Ice!: Great - 8.5/10
Giving Chase at the Rhyhorn Race!: Good - 8/10
Grooming Furfrou!: Good - 8/10
Clemont's Got a Secret!: Great - 9/10
Mega-Mega Meowth Madness!: Amazing - 10/10
The Bamboozling Forest!: Good - 8/10
To Catch a Pokemon Smuggler!: Good - 7.5/10
Kindergarten Chaos!: Good - 8/10
Seeking Shelter From the Storm!: Great - 9/10
An Appetite For Battle!: Good - 8/10
A Jolting Switcheroo!: Good - 8/10
A Rush of Ninja Wisdom!: Great - 8.5/10
Awakening the Sleeping Giant: Okay - 6/10
A Conspiracy to Conquer!: Great - 8.5/10
Breaking Titles at the Chateau!: Great - 9/10
A PokeVision of Things to Come!: Good - 8/10
Going for the Gold!: Good - 8/10
Coming Back into the Cold!: Good - 7.5/10
Climbing the Walls!: Great - 8.5/10
A Battle by Any Other Name!: Decent - 7/10
To Find a Fairy Flower!: Great - 9/10
The Bonds of Evolution!: Great - 8.5/10
Heroes - Friends and Faux Alike!: Amazing - 9.5/10
Mega Revaltions!: Great - 9/10
The Cave of Trials!: Great - 9/10
The Aura Storm!: Great - 8.5/10
Calling from Beyond the Aura!: Great - 9/10
The Bonds of Mega Evolution!: Amazing - 10/10
The Forest Champion!: Good - 8/10
Battles in the Sky!: Good - 8/10
The Cave of Mirrors!: Great - 8.5/10
Forging Forest Friendships!: Good - 8/10
Summer of Discovery!: Good - 8/10
Day Three Blockbusters!: Great - 8.5/10
Foggy Pokemon Orienterring!: Good - 8/10
Battling Into the Hall of Frame!: Good - 8/10
Origins of Mega Evolution!: Great - 9/10
Showdown at the Shalour Gym!: Amazing - 9.5/10
Splitting Heirs!: Good - 8/10
The Clumsy Crier Quiets the Chaos!: Decent - 7/10
Dreaming a Performer's Dream!: Good - 8/10
A Campus Reunion!: Great - 9/10
Bonnie for the Defense!: Good - 8/10
Season 18
Pathways to Performance Partnering! Good - 8/10
An Undersea Place to Call Home!: Good - 8/10
When Light and Dark Collide!: Good - 8/10
A Stealthy Challenge!: Great -9/10
A Race for Home!: Great - 9/10
Facing the Grand Design!: Amazing - 10/10
A Slippery Encounter!: Great - 9/10
One for the Goomy!: Great - 9/10
Thawing an Icy Panic!: Good - 8/10
The Green, Green Grass Types of Home!: Good - 8/10
Under the Pledging Tree!: Great - 9/10
Show case Debut!: Good - 8/10
An Oasis of Hope: Decent - 7/10
The Future Is Now, Thanks to Determination!: Good - 8/10
A Fork in the Road! A Parting of the Ways!: Great - 9/10
Battling with Elegance And a Big Smile!: Great - 9/10
Good Friends, Great Training!: Good - 8/10
Confronting the Darkness!: Good - 8/10
The Moment of Lumiose Truth!: Amazing - 10/10
Garchomp's Mega Bond!: Great - 9/10
Defending the Homeland!: Good - 8/10
Beyond the Rainbow!: Great - 9/10
So You're Having a Bad Day!: Okay - 6/10
Scary Hospitality!: Great - 9/10
A Fashionable Battle!: Good - 8/10
Fairy-Type Trickery!: Great - 9/10
Rivals: Today and Tomorrow!: Great - 9/10
A Not-so-Flying Start!: Good - 8/10
A Relay in the Sky!: Good - 8/10
Lights! Camera! Pika!: Amazing - 10/10
A Frenzied Factory Fiasco!: Great - 9/10
Performing with Fiery Charm!: Great - 9/10
Rotom's Wish!: Good - 8/10
A Festival Trade! A Festival Farewell!: Good - 8/10
Over the Mountain of Snow!: Good - 8/10
Adventures in Running Errands!: Good - 8/10
Mending a Broken Spirit!: Great - 9/10
A Legendary Photo Op!: Great - 9/10
The Tiny Caretaker!: Amazing - 10/10
A Trip Down Memory Train!: Great - 9/10
A Frolicking Find in the Flowers!: Great - 9/10
Tag Team Battle Inspiration!: Great - 9/10
A Performance Pop Quiz!: Great - 9/10
Cloudy Fate, Bright Future!: Good - 8/10
All Eyes on the Future!: Great - 9/10
XYZ Season 19
From A to Z!: Great
Love Strikes! Eevee, Yikes!: Okay
A Giga Battle with Mega Results!: Great
A Fiery Rite of Passage!: Good
Dream a Little Dream from Me!: Good
The Legend of the Ninja Hero!: Good
A Festival of Decisions!: Great
A Dancing Debut!: Good
Meeting at Terminus Cave!: Great
A Cellular Connection!: Great
A Windswept Encounter!: Decent
Party Dancecapades!: Good
A Meeting of Two Journeys!: Great
An Explosive Operation!: Great
A Watershed Moment: Good
Master Class Choices!: Great
An Electrifying Rage!: Good
Unlocking Some Respect!: Good
Master Class is in Session!: Great
Performing a Pathway to the Future!: Good
A Keeper for Keeps?: Decent
Battling at Full Volume!: Good
The Synchronicity Test!: Great
Making Friends and Influencing Villains!: Good
Championing a Research Battle!: Great
A Full-Strength Battle Surprise!: Great
All Hail the Ice Battlefield!; Good
Seeing the Forest for the Trees!: Great
A Real Icebreaker!: Amazing
XYZ030: Great
XYZ031: Great
XYZ032: Good
XYZ033: Good
XYZ034: Great
XYZ035: Great
XYZ036: Good
XYZ037: Great
XYZ038: Decent
XYZ039: Great
XYZ040: Amazing
XYZ041; Great
XYZ042: Great
XYZ043: Amazing
XYZ044: Great
XYZ045: Great
XYZ046: Amazing
XYZ047: Amazing
Tuesday, February 5, 2019
Family Guy Seasons 1-3 Review
Family Guy Pre-Cancellation Era (1999-2002)
Death Has a Shadow (Seth MacFarlane/Peter Shin)
Ah, the first episode of Family Guy, which got a callback episode about it for season 10. Normally, pilot aren't that good especially live action sitcoms, but they introduced the characters with dignity, even if all of them are totally different today. The pacing and Peter's inconsistent character are my only main flaws, but other than that, it was quite the memorable pilot. We are established with pop culture references, cutaway gags, and dialogue humor right off the bat. Most of the cutaways here served as flashbacks, something that we rarely see nowadays. the episode is at its best delivering memorable lines, especially from Peter and Stewie. At its worst, it's a tad irregular in placing (especially with the plot going from Peter having a stag party to finding different jobs), but not enough to bore me or turn me off from it. All in all, it's a good start for an iconic adult cartoon.
Memorable Quotes:
Favorite Cutaway Gag: Drunk Peter montage
Writing: B
Plot: B-
Characters: A-
Humor: B+
Emotion: A-
OVERALL SCORE: 8/10 (B)
I Never Met the Dead Man (Chris Sheridan/Michael Dante DiMartino)
Watching this episode again in 2018 can make it feel any relevant. I was without cable for an unusually longer period of time and I can relate to Peter here. While act two dragged it down due to Meg being the scapegoat for the whole situation, it was a fine episode. It had slightly better pacing and storytelling while never losing focus. Personally, Stewie provide the best scenes as usual, but that's also what I can relate to: I hate broccoli as a kid until I ate it with cheese and now it's tolerable. We are also introduced with MacFarlane's interests in stuff like Star Trek here. There's some really good visual gags here as well to make it a pleasant watch.
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Favorite Cutaway Gag: Scooby Doo
Writing: A-
Plot: B- / A
Characters: B
Humor: A-
Emotion: B
8/10
Mind Over Murder (Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan/Roy Allen Smith)
To prove to all of you that the first three seasons weren't just constant 9/10 or 10/10 scores, this episode (and The Son Also Draws) exist. It's not bad by any means, but it's too much on the slow paced side. I was never wowed by the main plot that much as it's nothing much to write home about. Only memorable things about it was the first musical numbers, Cleveland's first lines, and maybe some amusing dialogue, but that's it. Stewie, as usual, is the MVP, as you except for an early episode and he saved this episode from being a snorefest. Interesting how he built a time travel and we won't be seeing that until a good 6 more seasons.
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Writing: C
Plot: C / A
Characters: B-
Humor: C+
Emotion: B-
7/10
ChittyChitty Death Bang (Danny Smith/Dominic Polcino)
This episode held up just as much as it did many years ago. Although, it's not really a perfect one since Meg's subplot went nowhere in execution (I wasn't fond at how it ended...apparently the juice was poisonous and everyone died from drinking it). You can guess what I liked about this episode: anything involving Stewie, as always. Although Peter's plot was amusing to watch as well (such as the three little pigs sequence, the Cheesy Charlie dream sequence). Heartwarming moments were there, but Meg could've been written a bit better (she came off as entitled in a few scenes), which is why the execution isn't flawless. On an interesting note, Bruce debuted here, but he doesn't appear that much at this point.
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Writing: A-
Plot: B
Characters: A-
Humor: A-
Emotion: B+
9/10
A Hero Sits Next Door (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman/Monte Young)
Ah, yes, this is where we were introduced to the Swansons. Joe was so different back then. He was a badass handicapped person, with some anger issues. I sure miss do this portrayal of Joe, before he was reduced to a wheelchair joke (and Quagmire stole his temper from him much later on for no real reason). It's not as dull as Mind Over Murder, but what hurts the score somewhat is Peter. While not a huge douchebag as he is in some certain episodes, I just don't like how is portrayed here, especially towards Joe. The last few minutes of it was just confusing to follow through with the whole "trying to save the day by stopping a bank robbery." Such a shame that awesome Grinch fight sequence turns out to be fake this whole time many years later with the episode Joe's Revenge.
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Writing: B-
Plot: B
Characters: B-
Humor: B
Emotion: B-
7/10
The Son Also Draws (Ricky Blitt/Neil Affleck)
The first Chris episode and man, it's such a chore to watch to be honest. I actually find it tolerable until Peter convinced the Indian casino staff that he's an Indian (which is one of the many antics he'll do to change his background for the sake of a plot). Granted, even the first half feel slow paced and dull at times, but at least there were some jokes. The cold opening is one of the funniest scenes in the whole episode and it's totally irrelevant to the whole thing. I did like that Chris was meant to be an artist (and a better sequel was followed up a season later), but sadly, it vanished like Lois being a piano player. Brian didn't played a big role, so he was excluded in the whole story, making it one of his smallest role in the show at that point. The last several minutes dragged on with rather lazy written scenes, especially the ending. Honestly, this is the worst episode for the first season imo.
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Writing: C-
Plot: C-
Characters: B
Humor: B-
Emotion: C+
6/10
Brian: Portrait of a Dog (Gary Janetti/Michael Dante DiMartino)
Brian's first episode and it's written by the masser of his snd Stewie's character development. Remember when he used to write really good episoses instead of seeing the two be stuck in a bank, Brian writing a bestseller, Stewie getting pregnant and having Stewie talk about his sexuality? While there's nothing much to talk about, it does remind you for the first time (aside from his sitting pose) that Brian is actually a dog, but he actually prefer to be human. And there's a flashback scene of how he was found. My only major flaw is Brian is treated unfairly throughout the story. Yes, I know, I hate dogs and all, but you can kinda sympathize with him here, something that is not common these days. It's a well written story nevertheless.
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Writing: A-
Plot: B
Characters: B+
Humor: A
Emotion: A-
9/10
Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater (Chris Sheridan/Jeff Myers)
Before I continue the reviews, I want to say I'm watching the whole show in production order. It works better this way since I know Adult Swim used to air their shows this way. And plus, early Family Guy was aired out of order, it messed up a lot of the premiere schedules. Anyway, this was one of the earliest gems the show had to offer. We are treated with the first amazing song of the series, which is freaking sweet. All the family members got their equal screentime (though, the kids were slightly underused), making good usage of their plots. Only flaw I have is how much the story change from being about the family living in a mansion to everyone suddenly struggling their lives.
Memorable Quotes: "his house is freakin' swee"
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Writing: A
Plot: A-
Characters: A
Humor: A
Emotion: A-
9/10
Running Mates (Neil Goldman&Garrett Donovan/John Holmquist)
Family Guy's first moments of politics and it was okay...I'm not really a fan of these type of stories. Here, I'm not fond of the main plot as well, since Peter is running against his own wife because of school reasons. Surprisingly, Stewie has a little subplot and Brian mostly interact with him throughout it. He spent the episode missing Lois instead of killing her, making a foreshadowing on his softer side. While the political plot didn't interest me that much, it was constantly funny, for all cutaway gags and characters were decent here.
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Writing: B-
Plot: B-
Characters: B
Humor: B+
Emotion: B-
7/10
There's Something About Paulie (Ricky Blitt/Monte Young)
An interesting note to point out this episode, but it was produced so late in the second broadcast season that Meg was voiced by Mila Kunis, while still having season 1 animation. It wasn't my biggest cup of tea, as the plot can get repetitive at times. The whole Lois trying to get shot (gun violence is present, but the way Paulie was killed off wasn't graphic as it would be later on) was dumb, and the Don sure loves saying "the day of my daughter's wedding" a lot. Paulie himself was a good character, though. Once he got shot, the episode start to fall apart. To be fair, the beginning a tad slow as well. It's close to being forgettable, but like with Running Mates, a lot of the humor come from the cutaways instead of the actual episode.
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Writing: C+
Plot: B-
Characters: B
Humor: B
Emotion: B-
7/10
Holy Crap (Danny Smith/Neil Affleck)
I find this one to be one of the weakest episodes during the first three seasons. This introduced Francis, Peter's not so real father. This wasn't the best appearance he had in the entire show. He spent most of the episode being a control freak over religion (it can be amusing sometimes, but otherwise it comes off as contrived). Danny Smith is fond of religious themes while writing his episodes on the show, including Christmas. Luckily, this wasn't the worst episode from 1999-2002 (you'll find out next season, despite the improvement). Either way, this one is something I won't look at, due to how unmemorable it is. Also, it introduced Vern the annoying guy, but at least he doesn't have his partner.
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Writing: C
Plot: B-
Characters: B-
Humor: B
Emotion: C+
6/10
If I'm Lyin' I'm Dyin' (Cbris Sberidan/Swinton O Scott III)
Seth MacFarlane reveal that this is one of his least favorite episodes.I can understand why he isn't fond of this. It's funnier than Holy Crap and The Son Also Draws, but the plot is crappy. I am not into plots that require lying to get to the point. Admittedly, the first half was stronger, but the moment Peter was caught lying, things start to go downhill. I was more interested with the whole "Chris is dying" stuff than him trying to be part of a boy scout, since there were more humorous moments. Oddly enough, Brian actually gave a damn about God. I sure miss his old characterization so much. The last few minutes become very bizarre and that's how the episode ends.
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Writing: B-
Plot: C
Characters: B-
Humor: A-
Emotion: B-
7/10
Love Thy Trophy (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman/Jack Dyer)
The first plot featuring Peter and his friends all together in a adventure, or rather a conflict over a trophy. I'd consider this to be an almost flawless episode, but the subplot hurt it since it's pretty dumb to have Meg pretend to be a mother and say that Stewie eats nothing but pancakes. It's worth noting that this was Tara Strong's first voice role on the show, voicing the foreign babies (and when you think about it, it does kinda feels like I'm watching Rugrats towards the end, since she already had a recurring role on the show). Every single character on the main plot were enjoyable with good intentions over who get to keep the trophy. The good thing is...it's not your typical "let's stop being friends" so the whole story doesn't end up being one cliche storm. Though in the end, it's shocking to know that Brian was the one that prevented from the Spooner Street neighbor to have a falling out.
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Writing: B
Plot: B / C
Characters: B
Humor: A-
Emotion: B
8/10
Death is a Bitch (Ricky Blitt/Michael Dante DiMartino)
Don't let the title of the first episode Death Has a Shadow fool you (it was the way how the first few episodes were titled). Death made his hilarious debut here. He is voiced by Norm MacDonald, although he is uncredited and will be replaced by another voice actor (I like them, but MacDonald gave Death a lot of hilarious lines). He and Stewie made this episode. You can tell that this is produced for season 1, because Stewie is still thinking about taking over the world and killing Lois, which he spent the entire episode doing so. Peter's plot was pretty hilarious as well and what do you know? Family Guy manage to do this before the Simpsons even did 3 years later, though debunking the beliefs that Simpsons always beat every show to the plots. All in all, best episode produced for season 1 ever.
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Writing: A+
Plot: A
Characters: A+
Humor: A+
Emotion: A
10/10
The King is Dead (Craig Hoffman/Monte Young)t
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You know its still a season one production episode that have the word "death" or "dead" somewhere in the title, but it's the end of the production line. It's also the last episode produced to have the unfitting voice of Lacey Chabert speaking in Meg's mouth (no offense, and can these new episodes knock it off with these jabs directly at her?). I would called it a perfect episode to watch, but there's some predictable gags (have I told you that the Brick Joke are actually the worst kind of jokes in the pre-cancelation era, because of how predictable and common they were?). It also gave one of my favorite recurring characters some screentime (that's Diane Simmons), but sadly, she quit due to Peter's meddling. Peter being "Anna" and the whole musical aspect was hilarious though. A great way to end the 1ACX code. I still enjoy this production season, but man, the quiet voice acting make it hard for me to rewatch, even if the jokes are still funny.
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Writing: A-
Plot: B
Characters: B+
Humor: A
Emotion: A-
9/10
Season 2
Brian in Love (Gary Janetti/Jack Dyer)
Oh yes, the original Brian falls in love episode. But this time, he was developing a crush on Lois for some reason, and he only confess this to his therapist (otherwise, it would've been very awkward if Peter found out). Although at one episode, he would marry Lois. But I should really stop doing these foreshadowing. The episode itself isn't that special, but I've seen worse Gary Janetti scripts.Peter and Stewie provided most of the humor here, with some good dialogue humor from them. It can be a bit slow and repetitve and its a decent to the second production cycle season (which means Mila Kunis is now offically Meg if you're watching it in production order).
Best Quotes: "OH MY GOD! YOU CAN TALK!"
Favorite Cutaway Gag: Bored at the drive-in
Writing: B
Plot: B-
Characters: B+
Humor: B+
Emotion: B
7/10
I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (Chris Sheridan/Monte Young)
I see the original franchise sins were starting to rear its ugly head (Peter being sexism and change of pace). Jokes aside, it had a great beginning. Peter was consistently funny as well. It also had the only time where you saw the same scene repeated twice. While I'm no sexist myself, Peter's antics were harmless compared to his later persona. (Well, he is more violent, but sexism seems to vanish afterwards) Once Peter became a feminist, the episode became somewhat lesser, but it had a great fight scene towards the end. While the writing was consistent, the plot should've been better (and I don't find Stewie sucking Peter's nipples funny anymore).
Best Quotes: "Of course a man made it. It's a commercial, Lois, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner."
Favorite Cutaway Gag: Huck Griffin
Writing: A-
Plot: B+
Characters: B
Humor: A-
Emotion: B
8/10
Christmas (Danny Smith/Brian Hogan)
For some reason, this got delayed to 2001, instead of the intended 1999 release date. Hence, why it didn't air until 2001, during the third season, when the animation style has already changed by the time it aired. It still holds up today, but like most early episodes, it's not as great as it was when I watched it many years ago. Though, it seems to be the typical "Christmas gone wrong" plot, most of the episode was entertaining. This was the only Christmas episode the show done until 2010 and I think there's a couple better ones, that I'll tell you many seasons later. Surprisingly, there's low on cutaway gags here since it's mostly focused on the story, which is a rarity. Lois going crazy towards the end was the highlight and we are treated with a play of Jesus' birth. In the end, it was just a typical Chistmas special, but with some wits.
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Writing: B+
Plot: B
Characters: A
Humor: B-
Emotion: A-
8/10
Let's Go to the Hop (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman/Glen Hill)
It starts off surrealistic with two Colombian pilot (whom their Spanish speech is overlapped with Korean subtitled) flying off their planes, and then there's a bunch of toads that is treated like drugs. So we are introduced with three new characters: Neil Goldman, Connie D'Amico, and Principal Shepard (the latter two had different voice actors). Peter being Lando Griffin was cool to watch, especially the "Give Up the Toad" song. However, I can't take the song sequence seriously because apparently Peter was shrinking throughout out, which is a sign of off-model. While Meg is still written like an awkward teenager, she actually got a happy ending, something that is rare nowadays. Also, this episode had one of the most clever cutaway gag: live action Family Guy.
Best Quotes: "Holy crap, I am freaking out!"
Favorite Cutaway Gag: Live action Peter
Writing: B+
Plot: B
Characters: A
Humor: B-
Emotion: A-
8/10
When You Wish a Weinstein (Ricky Blitt/Dan Povenmire)
Once again, pre-cancellation Family Guy shows its big problem, in that this episode wasn't even aired on FOX (outside of its network premiere in 2004). Also, it was the last episode to air before its revival, yet it's really produced for season 2 (the writer left in 2000, and there's still the old art style before it got refined towards the end of the original run). This episode also the directorial debut of Dan Povenmire - in production order anyway. We are treated with Peter singing about of getting a Jew, which continued Povenmire's love for musical numbers. Apparently, that is why the episode got banned in the first place. No wonder why it was the last episode from the original run that I seen (reruns were pulled until 2009). The story itself was fine, although I don't follow it that much since I'm not Jewish myself. Chris had some good writing though, something that is not present in the newer episodes (instead of being a second Peter). In the end, it's just another one of those "Peter wants to change his background for the plot" episodes.
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Writing: B
Plot: B
Characters: A-
Humor: B
Emotion: B
8/10
DaBoom (Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan/Bob Jacques)
This is without, a debut, the most surrealistic Family Guy has ever been at this point. They ended their brief life in the 90s with a relevant plot: the Y2K theory. True to its tone, the whole thing ended up being a dream, with a live-action sequence that actually had a purpose.Despite this, it also gave us the first chicken fight in the whole show. I really hate how overly long gags dominate the show since then, but these fights kept me interested, instead of begging for it to end. This fight in particular was just shorter than usual and was shown through flashback. The plot was unique at the time, considering majority of the TV episodes by the end of the 1990s involved time travelling or some sort of future view of a world (hence, Y2K). It was interesting to see to Quahog after the incident. The whole world became an apocalypse, which resulted into cool looking backgrounds. My only major flaw for the episode is that the Griffins got kicked out too soon in New Quahog. Either way, it was a nice way to end the 1990s, even though I was too young to watch this show. On an interesting note, this aired in 1999, but it was a second season produced episode, while the rest of the episode aired were 1ACX produced.
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Writing: A
Plot: A+
Characters: A
Humor: A
Emotion: A-
9/10
A Picture Is Worth a 1000 Bucks (Craig Hoffman/Gavin Dell)
To tell you the truth, this is one of the least memorable episodes from the first three seasons, despite the fact that it's a better episode than its predecessor, The Son Also Draws. Funnily enough, both episodes involved the Griffins going to New York. Like that one, it had a better beginning, but as the episode went on, it became somewhat weaker and less interesting. Also, Peter all of a sudden wants to bond with Meg, which feels out of character if this was written in 2005 or later. And that song he sang, he literally held his note for so long, it went straight from act two to act three. A shame that we don't see much of Chris' artistic skills anymore since his personality has became worse over the past recent years.
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Writing: B
Plot: B-
Characters: B+
Humor: B
Emotion: B-
8/10
Fifteen Minutes of Shame (Steve Callaghan/Scott Wood)
The plot for this episode sounded mundane on paper. But for the end result, you'll get a Meg episode, who she happens to be embarrassed by her family. You'll notice that this is Steve Callaghan's writing debut on the show and soon he'll become the most prolific writer, having done 20 scripts so far (and ran the show for almost 8 years). it gave us an interesting history of Quahog. And most importantly, Adam West as a mayor made his debut (may he rest in peace). The episode itself is the first time seeing the whole family act dysfunctional thanks to Meg's awkwardness being exaggerated throughout. Her being replaced by a sexy version of herself is even more when you realize she shared the same voice actress as Connie D'Amico. The other Griffin replacements were funny to watch and Fran Drescher being replacement Lois made even more sense, considering what her old voice sounded like. In the end, Meg actually needed her family to embarrass in order to communicate, which gives us a funny ending: Stewie edit Meg's story the whole time.
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Writing: A-
Plot: B
Characters: B+
Humor: A
Emotion: A-
9/10
Dammit Janet! (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman/Bert Ring)
Stewie gets his first major role all by himself and it wasn't the best thing ever. Here, he developed a crush on a girl named Janet (who is Tara Strong's first major role in the show, but not her first time doing a voice). To tell you the truth, she wasn't really that memorable of a character and would only want Stewie a piece of cookie. There's better characters to come for Stewie's possible love interest, but we'll get to that when we get to that. I like how they recycled a gag from an earlier episode where it's actually Brian that teased Stewie for being in fall while biting an apple. As the subplot, I has to say, it was the funnier plot in this installment. Peter and Lois are airplane members. I'm surprised Quagmire is no near to be found in the airplane sequences. Overall, it was just an average love-themed episode, but there will be far better Stewie plots in the future.
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Writing: B-
Plot: C+
Characters: B
Humor: B
Emotion: C+
7/10
He's Too Sexy for His Fat (Chris Sheridan/Glen Hill)
This is among one of the funniest episodes of the first few seasons. We are treated with one badass beginning of the exterminator getting of the fleas with some excellent Ron Jones music. (and a random dream sequence before that) the episode plays off like one those Simpsons plots where Homer tries to lose weight, but with Peter getting skinnier and then muscular. Seeing Stewie fat while Chris struggle to lost weight was just priceless. And Peter himself become narcissism over his good looks. if Family Guy only has 50 episodes, this would've been my top 10 favorite episodes, as it's relatable and hilarious nonstop.
Writing: A+
Plot: A
Characters: A
Humor: A+
Emotion: A
10/10
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (Ricky Blitt/Brian Hogan)
Anyone finds it funny that this is produced right after He's too Sexy for His Fat and they both had a dream sequence in the very beginning? A random start as Peter plays hooky and somehow he bumped into Mr Weed in a baseball game. then the episode shift a political and business theme: smoking. King of the Hill did it a few years earlier, but honestly both shows tackled them equally. A lot of hilarity ensures. Brian suddenly become skeptical at whole idea and it's so out of character of him this early, but it works because he isn't harming anyone. there are some few dull moments and not all scenes worked. Also, there was one random live action sequences and apparently a celebrity responded back. Alyssa Milano's name may sound familiar...she's everything on twitter. Also, one of the only time back then when they end with a PSA in the old days.
Writing: B+
Plot: B
Characters: A-
Humor: A-
Emotion: B
8/10
Road to Rhode Island (Gary Janetti/Dan Povenmire)
the very first road to/Brian and Stewie episode and no surprise that the idea came from Gary Janetti who was the master of their characters. It's slightly focused more on Brian due to his backstory. We'll be seeing these two together a lot more often in the future. The A plot is story driven with some hearts involved, while the B plot is a wacky Peter story. involving sex. It comes off as surprising that Brian originated from Austin, Texas. We also saw the first appearance of Lois' parents outside of a cutaway gag, although those two won't be having more appearance until season 3. And the review is not complete without the mention of the titular episode song. We're Off to Road Island is probably my top 5 favorite songs on the entire show because it's so catchy. Who knew Seth MacFarlane would eventually have a singing career? In the end, this is one of the best early episodes I've seen.
Writing: A+
Plot: A+
Characters: A+
Humor: A+
Emotion: A+
10/10
E Peterbus Unum (Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan/Rob Renzetti)
Believe it or not, the same guy who worked on some Cartoon Network shows and creating My Life as a Teenage Robot directed a couple episodes in this show. Makes sense considering the connection between MacFarlane. Story is something I haven't in any other TV shows: a house is considered to be its own country. Adam West made his second appearance and then there was a sequence of him enjoying a piece of taffy. While there isn't much else to talk about, the best part of it was the Can't touch this song sequence. One of the 80s musical numbers on the show. the second half of the episode change tone as it focus on a conflict between Peter, his family, and other countries. Also, the episode ends with a meta scene with a futuristic student asking about
Writing: A-
Plot: B+
Characters: A
Humor: A-
Emotion: A-
9/10
The Story on Page One (Craig Hoffman/Gavin Dell)
It's a Meg episode while it does feels like one of those episodes where Peter sabotage her life, it somehow worked by a solution. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a hilarious subplot that is kinda how Season 1 Stewie, except he wants to be bigger. In the same episode, where it started, it revealed Brian used to attend college, but apparently he got kicked out too soon. That would be a plot for a later episode. While the whole setup for the main plot was inconsistent, the whole thing made sense in the end. Adam West was the funniest part of it, although Peter trying to prove Luke Perry is gay was priceless.
Writing: B
Plot: B-
Characters: B
Humor: B+
Emotion: B
8/10
Wasted Talent (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman, based on a story by Dave Collard & Ken Goin/Bert Ring)
In the entire 20 years of Family Guy's run, this is the only time they had to do a separate story and teleplay credit. We know story by is based on a writers' real life experience, and teleplay means it's adapted from the people who are writing a script. This episode had a rather slow start with very low on laughs, but the madness begins, we are in for a rather well-written and funny episode. I may not be an alcohol person myself even after turning 21 years old, but it was cool seeing Peter and Brian go on a drunk journey. The whole Pawtucket Beer tour was easily the one thing that this episode worth watching. And a very hilarious scene of Peter tripping and wincing. It became a meme last year and one of the only old episodes to get some memetic attention. The second half is when it starts to live up its episode title where Peter has a wasted talent: playing the piano perfectly while drunk.
Writing: A
Plot: A
Characters: A+
Humor: A
Emotion: A
9/10
Fore Father (Bobby Bowman/Scott Wood)
Seth Macfarlane has went on to say that this was one of the worst episode he did. Personally, while it wasn't as mean-spirited or anything awful, it was just dull as dirt. I will admit that this one of the weakest episodes of the first seasons and probably among the worst episodes between seasons 1-6. The plot is so cliched and nothing special, since it's just Peter trying to bond with Cleveland's son and Chris gets neglected by him. He's arguably sympathetic here, considering that he won't be the same character after 2002 or 2007. Even the beginning was slow nonsense, so it doesn't change my stance on it. And the subplot was alright, although it too abruptly and went nowhere. I will say this, Quagmire was the highlight because his role reminds me that he's never going to a full time pervert nowadays. Him bonding with Chris was interesting. Despite the slowness, it does had a sweet ending. A shame it was so forgettable, even the cutaway and jokes felt off.
Writing: C
Plot: D
Characters: B-
Humor:C
Emotion: C-
6/10
The Thin White Line (Steve Callaghan/Glen Hill)
The show gets its first two parter and it was a well written plot with some good comedy. Brian was sympathetic, in which other writers besides Janetti can develop his personality a a bit. He doesn't come off as overly arrogant throughout and regret his habits. I do miss these type of episode for him, since he has changed a lot since this aired. One of the most adult episodes in the early episodes. It featured a lot of usage of drugs, having 14 woman giving birth to babies, and at one time, there was an F bomb dropped in the episode. In the end, it turns Brian wanted to go to LA, thus ending in a cliffhanger. I believe this is the first time Brian and Stewie mentioned their name in the show.
Writing: A
Plot: B+
Characters: A-
Humor: A
Emotion: B
8/10
Lethal Weapons (Chris Sheridan/Brian Hogan)
One of the most violent episode of the earlier seasons and it didn't even get a "V" rating if you watching it on Adult Swim. I have to say, this was when Lois was at her most badass. A damn shame she somehow forgot her karate skills later on. The thing happened because a bunch of New Yorkers invaded Quahog. Also, we get to see Susie in action but Bonnie's baby won't be born until 2009. Like the Washington episode, Stewie become the source of a conflict when he is caught by beating up Peter. A lot of memorable moments especially towards the end. That fight sequence was just the best part of it. Also, it ends with Peter saying this line: "What are they're going to do, cut our budget?" and then stiffly walked away. Something tells they did slashed the budget later on, which explains the constant complaints on the animation nowadays.
Writing: A-
Plot: B+
Characters: A
Humor: A
Emotion: B
9/10
One if by Clam, two if by Sea (Jim Bernstein & Michael Shipley/Dan Povenmire)
Since the show takes place in New England and one of the only cartoon to have that kind of setting, nothing is complete without the invasion of the British. This is the most British episode of Family Guy and that's saying something. They stereotype them as long teeth and a thick accent. It's the first plot where the guys tried to do something to save the drunken clam. And Stewie gets a subplot and he gets in the middle of a conflict with a Tara Strong character, again. It was pretty funny seeing him teach Eliza to speak properly. Also, Nigel and Eliza is a clever reference to the Wild Thornberries. There was one cutaway gag that was done in the CGI animation style, a la Tron. In the end, it was the wives that managed to save the day, which is the most usual thing Loretta and Bonnie has done in the entire show. On a fun fact, Jim Bernstein now works with Dan Povenmire for his shows, which may something he somehow remember after all these years.
Writing: B
Plot: B
Characters: B+
Humor: A-
Emotion: B
8/10
Brian Does Hollywood (Gary Janetti/Gavin Dell)
For some reason, this was produced a few episodes after part one. And there's a rather random cold opening recap, which had nothing to do with the Thin White Line. And now it's revealed wanted to be a movie director and went to Los Angeles to redeem himself after a stoned situation. I suppose it's better than part one, especially in most aspects. It's constantly funny all the way, although seeing Bill Cosby now is going to be pretty awkward after all the crappy situation he been in lately. Kevin Michael Richardson does a good impersonation of him, though. And we finally knew about Jasper, Brian's gay cousin, in which a plot will revolve on him later. Also, I like how the award shows honored Family Guy's composer Walter Murphy and Ron Jones.
Writing: A
Plot: A-
Characters: A
Humor: A
Emotion: A-
9/10
Death Lives (Mike Henry/Rob Renzetti)
Next to Road to Rhode Island, Death Lives is my favorite episodes of Family Guy during the 1999-2002 era. Like that episode, it had a well-written story, some outstanding character development. Death did had two amazing episodes under his belt and that's why he's such a good Grim Reaper character (although there's one kind of Death in animation I like better over him). While Peter went through a near death experiment, he was able to reminisce the old days when he and Lois met, as well as meeting her father, whom Carter immediately hates Peter's guts. I really enjoyed the subplot as well, where the other family members went on a scavenger hunt. I hate to say this, but Family Guy did the whole "husband and wife duo met" story a lot better what Simpsons did with Homer and Marge on The Way We Are.
Writing: A+
Plot: A+
Characters: A+
Humor: A+
Emotion: A+
10/10
And the Wiener Is... (Mike Barker&Matt Weitzman/Bert Ring)
Fun fact: as this is the finale of season 2 production line, this is the last time the Griffins is shown owning a yellow carpet in their house and Chris is seen with earrings. It's a strange episode to end the production cycle line with such a risque subject. I never got the pun of the title until a while back. Both plots are equally decent, but they had their half-assed ending that dragged them down. While the whole "Peter trying to prove he's better than Chris" was fine, it meanders too much and become focused on the gun violence aspect, which might not hold up today. Meg's subplot went nowhere with impressing the alpha bitch and I saw the ending coming with the spin the bottle part.
Writing: B
Plot: B-
Characters: B
Humor: B+
Emotion: B-
8/10
Season 3
Emission Impossible (Dave Collard & Ken Goin/Peter Shin)
Family Guy begins a new production cycle. Because of this, there's a new writing staff and showrunner. Danny Smith and Chris Sheridan don't write and produce during this time as they moved on to other shows at the time. There's only 13 episodes, making it the shortest production cycle of the show. We are introduced to Carol, Lois' sister who gets often gets divorced and gave birth to a baby child. Oddly enough, in one scene, Adam West is seen in the hospital, which may be a foreshadowing for Brothers and Sisters. Afterwards, the episode shift on Peter and Lois trying to have a baby and Stewie going Fantastic Voyage style. It was already a great start, but it got even better. Seeing Stewie killing all the sperms in Peter's mouth was fun to watch. And there's another character introduced and his name is Bertram. He was a cool character and you bet we're going to see him again soon twice. All in all, definitely one of the greatest episodes of the first 3 seasons. It's a sign to come for this new animation style.
10/10
The Kiss Seen Around the World (Mark Hentemann/Pete Michels)
What a weird way to start off the first script and direction for Hentemann and Michels respectively. Personally, I never really cared for this that much because it was such a dull episode to watch all the way through. It's worth noting Peter didn't really had a major role, so he is just limited to mockery. Speaking of, the guy that called him a big fat phony was obnoxious. That joke wasn't funny the first time, it wasn't funny the next time. It was a Meg episode, so it was no wonder why the writing feel half-assed most of it. I'm not a not huge of Neil Goldman, so he just came as annoying (not as annoying as big fat phony guy). The same episode also introduced us to his parents and we are going to see Mort more often in the later seasons. I appreciate seeing Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons get some screentime, but it wasn't enough to make the episode. Meg had a crush on Tom for some reason here, and then suddenly gets annoyed with him in the end. Yeah, such a forettable installment. Not Hentemann's best effort, but not his worst one, surprisingly.
6/10
Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows (Allison Adler/Dan Povenmire)
The title of this perfectly describes the plot as Brian had a dilemma with dealing an old woman and Peter getting birds under his full grown beard. And though it's one of the most mature plot ever. Keep in mind Brian wasn't actually dating Pearl Burton, since it was a simulator. Also its worth noting that this is the first episode on the show to be written by a woman herself, in which it was her only script. In the beginning, Brian dated a woman named Tina but there already another Tina earlier with exact same voice actress. One of the earliest sign of Brian being interested in a woman, but that doesn't come into play until later on. The plot felt fresh at the time since he was still a good character. The first half did felt weaker with Brian taking of Pearl and struggling with her. But once Brian sees the merit of her past, it become bittersweet (the same applies to Peter's plot). And even with the death scene, it needs to follow up with a punchline from Dr. Hartman. Probably one of the most saddest episodes ever, but I found an episode that even more sadder.
9/10
Mr Saturday Knight (Steve Callaghan/Michael Dante DiMartino)
So in this episode, Peter's boss passed away due to choking on something Brian ate. It was a shame because we should've learned more about him aside from his last name history, in which he changed it to a metaphor of marijuana. Sadly, I found the first half to be rather enjoyable and interesting. Once Peter decides he wants to be a jouster it starts to become a rather dull plot (I will say this, King of the Hill did a few months after this came out and it was slightly better). Most likely because I'm not too fond of medieval stuff. Mort Goldman himself did saved it from act 3 being a snoozefest. All in all, not my cup of tea and should've been done better. I felt like the ending was rushed but that's just me.
7/10
A Fish Out of Water (Alex Borstein & Mike Henry/Bert Ring)
The show's second two-parter, as it follows a depressed Peter who is obese, over being jobless after the events of Mr. Saturday Knight. It was written completely by cast members. Let me just say that it is definitely an improvement over part one. Both plots were good in their own merits, although the main plot suffered for having a rushed and abrupt stop, and the subplot, I'm not a fan of Meg, since she came off as bratty. Peter and his friends goes on a sea adventure and here Seamus was introduced. He is one of those characters that only appeared once or twice early on, so this won't be the last we'll heard of him. What's funny is when they found the fisher, he has Brian Doyle Murray's voice and mentioned Nickelodeon. You can guess what they were watching in the end. In all honestly, I'll say the other two-parter (Thin White Line/Brian Does Hollywood) in the original run was better.
8/10
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman/Scott Wood):
An education episode of Family Guy: we were able to learn the Griffins' family history. As you can see, Peter is very Irish, but at the same time, he has a black ancestor. Interestingly enough, Nate Griffin will appear again in a season 4 episode. Stewie's plot was pointless (the 3rd time I wasn't that interested), but still has some decent laughs, like the ending. Though, for some reason, Stewie seems to often get involved into situations with characters voiced by Tara Strong (foreign babies, Janet, and Eliza). Carter made his second recurring role, telling the Griffins kids about his family. Also, Cleveland had his biggest screentime for seasons 1-3. Now he is pretty boring throughout the early seasons, but he was used very well here. It's a matter of time before he start having a personality. And if an episode does involve African Americans, expect Phil LaMarr and Kevin Michael Richardson as recurring voice actors. Even the ending credits was different and Peter goes hip pop. Family Guy was ahead of its time and this was before The Boondocks came out, which was the pinnacle of black culture in animation.
9/10
Ready, Willing, and Disabled (Alex Barnow & Marc Fierk/Andi Klein)
An unusal credits. Barnow and Fierk only wrote this, while the director joined the show this season, she will remains as an animation timer, eventually promoted to timing supervisor. Anyway, we had the first Joe focused episode since his debut and honestly, it should've been written better. It also contained one of the longest overly long gags: Joe crying hysterically and his friends slowly walk away. Honestly, I kinda like the subplot a little better because when have you ever seen the 3 Griffin kids together for a plot? Chris understands Stewie, but not Meg, but even Stewie was involved with whole "greedy" scam. The ending was funny though, with everyone being disappointed, but especially Stewie doing a Peanuts joke. Back to the main plot, the only significant laughs were Tom Tucker on TV telling Peter to look out for the skateboard, wheelchair Steve Hawkings lookalike, and the movie trailer. If it wasn't for the subplot, this wouldn't been a good episode.
8/10
Screwed the Pooch (Dave Collard & Ken Goin/Pete Michels)
Well, look here. Brian actually dated his own kind one time? Yes, it happened with this. If you're tired of Brian dating human women, you can always refer back to this episode. Up until last year, he only had feelings for Seabreeze, Carter's dog. Speaking of Carter, he gets his first major role and we are see more wacky adventures with him, often having Peter involved. These two has great chemistry together, despite their differences. They actually bonded for once until an unfortunate event with two certain dogs. That ending was such a cop-out, which hampered my enjoyment on it, but oh well. We're never going to see a plot like this again until a very long time.
8/10
to love and Die in Dixie (Steve Callaghan/Dan Povenmire)
I won't lie that this might be in my top 50 episode, and it's one of the funniest pre-cancelation episodes I've watched. Yet it also gave us our look at that old pedophile named John Herbert, whom his appearance deemed so popular, he will show up a lot after this. In fact the first 3 seasons has established characters that were there from the get-go, but they won't appear that much until revival era. The whole plot happens because of Chris stopping a robber. I normally dont like the stereotype of the Southin media, but to be honest, this is one of the best protryal of it in general. You get to hear a lot of Southern MacFarlane voices. Chris has a bit of a major role here as he bonds with a person named Sam. Cue the "Samus is a Girl" trope when it turns out Sam is a girl. It's a plot twist you never except it, but the female voice gave it away. Peter and Brian bonded a lot throughout to reminds you that this is still the original era. A lot wacky situation happened and I find myself cracking up every time Peter gets attacked by a raccoon.
10/10
Stuck together, torn Apart (Mark Hentemann/Michael Dante DiMartino)
Fun fact: this came out on Family Guy's 3rd year anniversary, even if it was unfortunate that it temporarily stopped production that year. It's one of the very first time we see Peter and Lois struggle at their marriage. Peter has a strong jealousy when Lois is with another other men. It's kinda like the anime term Yandere, but not as exaggerated. It also contained a rare Brian and Stewie at the same time. Now you see why the title is connected, much like Brian Wallows and and Peter Swallows. I preferred the subplot more since it isn't cluttered or ended abruptly. Main plot had a celebrity appearance in Jennifer Love Hewitt. The Goldmans made another appearance and although it is not directly stated, the are Jews. And a reminder that Neil can make an appearance without hitting on Meg. Mort already made his 5th appearance and he had some development. Muriel on the other hand, rarely make an appearance afterwards and I think she only had dialogue for 5 episodes. All in all, a watchable marriage crisis plot that is definitely better than most Simpsons episodes with this plot.
8/10
From Method to Madness (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman/Bert Ring)
What was supposed to be a Brian episode turned into a Stewie episode. Brian was originally an actor, but now we know him as an author. Here, Olivia Fuller is introduced as one of the newest character and we'll be seeing her 2 more times. Plus, Seth and Rachael are technically talking to each other as well as arguing and singing, so this is the first "incest" pairing of characters they voiced. The song they sang was catchy, although it was a shame their chemistry didn't last long. In the end, Olivia became a Hollywood child star which will be hinted in Chick Cancer. Meanwhile, another recurring characters introduced were the Campbells, aka the nudists. The Griffins' reaction to them was priceless, although no surprise Meg show an interest in their son. Despite Peter and Lois not showing interest in nudists, they were able to go with the flow and did something special to Meg by not having clothes on. Something similar will happen a season later in another subplot of Peter and Lois. Either way, the MacFarlane siblings get to collaborate for once and this was Mike and Matt's last written episode for Family Guy as they prepare themselves co-creating American Dad! a year later.
8/10
FG Viewer Mail No 1
No Bones About It (Gene Lafenburg/Pete Michels)
Supergriffins (Seth MacFarlane/Scott Wood)
Lil Grifs (Michael Shipley & Jim Bernstein/Michael Dante DiMartino)
This is a 3 part story, so I will try to review this in one go. It's the first anthology episode in the show and one of the first experimental episodes. I love it when the writers tried to do something different to the usual formula. First segment was all about Peter making 3 wishes. One, he made something ridiculous to a celebrity. Two, he wishes for his own theme song, which plays when he moves. And last, which is the point of the plot, was wishing for no bones. Seeing Peter with bones was gross to say the least. And the ending was just weird where the other Griffins have disjointed body parts as well. A decent start to the Viewer Mail No 1, but not the most visually appealing one yet. If this was made today, they would've made boneless Peter way grosser. Second segment was my favorite of the whole episode. It helps that Seth MacFarlane himself actually wrote it, which is the only time he wrote a script on the show outside of the "pilots" (North by North Quahog feels like a second pilot, which I'll get to that). So Family Guy manage to do a family with superpowers plot before Brad Bird came up with The Incredibles. It was badass seeing the Griffins using their superheroes for everything, despite breaking their promises. Last segment was my 2nd favorite of the anthology. It was basically the adults being little kids. I like their lil' designs. The whole segment played out like a love story since Peter isn't married to Lois and he and Quagmire wants to win her heart. The whole Scooby Doo Shoutout was cool though and we even got to see little Death for one brief scene.
9/10
Road to Europe (Daniel Palladino/Dan Povenmire))
Imagine if Family Guy ended with a Road to episode in production order. Though Viewer Mail No 1 was the last one to air without counting the Jewish episode. This time, Stewie is the main focus as he wanted to go to the UK for a little kids show he admired. Like the previous Road to, Peter gets a subplot. The main plot was just as great as the last thing ,although Rhode Island was better. For the main plot, we are also treated with a musical number, which is as catchy as We're On the to Road Island. As the episode goes on, it really starts to live up to its title since Brian and Stewie were indeed exploring Europe (but first they stopped at the Middle East) and we go to see how it looks like in distance (a map). All the encounters with other countries were hilarious, especially with German tourist yelling. The last few minutes were a downer, both in general and for Stewie. As the main plot, it's pretty good. The KISS band gets to appear again (which means Peter's interest in them haven't disappeared yet) and Lois messed up a lyrics. We also saw the nudist parents again although this is the last time we'll heard of them again. Apparently "Loose Lois" was an old nickname and another character will addressed as her such. But I keep foreshadowing these events in my reviews so I'll stop now. All in all, it's a great way to end the original 50 episode run and I feel like the show would've been unfinished has it stopped in 2002. But we are thank a certain adult animation block and DVD sales for that one important event.
9/10
Death Has a Shadow (Seth MacFarlane/Peter Shin)
Ah, the first episode of Family Guy, which got a callback episode about it for season 10. Normally, pilot aren't that good especially live action sitcoms, but they introduced the characters with dignity, even if all of them are totally different today. The pacing and Peter's inconsistent character are my only main flaws, but other than that, it was quite the memorable pilot. We are established with pop culture references, cutaway gags, and dialogue humor right off the bat. Most of the cutaways here served as flashbacks, something that we rarely see nowadays. the episode is at its best delivering memorable lines, especially from Peter and Stewie. At its worst, it's a tad irregular in placing (especially with the plot going from Peter having a stag party to finding different jobs), but not enough to bore me or turn me off from it. All in all, it's a good start for an iconic adult cartoon.
Memorable Quotes:
Favorite Cutaway Gag: Drunk Peter montage
Writing: B
Plot: B-
Characters: A-
Humor: B+
Emotion: A-
OVERALL SCORE: 8/10 (B)
I Never Met the Dead Man (Chris Sheridan/Michael Dante DiMartino)
Watching this episode again in 2018 can make it feel any relevant. I was without cable for an unusually longer period of time and I can relate to Peter here. While act two dragged it down due to Meg being the scapegoat for the whole situation, it was a fine episode. It had slightly better pacing and storytelling while never losing focus. Personally, Stewie provide the best scenes as usual, but that's also what I can relate to: I hate broccoli as a kid until I ate it with cheese and now it's tolerable. We are also introduced with MacFarlane's interests in stuff like Star Trek here. There's some really good visual gags here as well to make it a pleasant watch.
Memorable Quotes:
Favorite Cutaway Gag: Scooby Doo
Writing: A-
Plot: B- / A
Characters: B
Humor: A-
Emotion: B
8/10
Mind Over Murder (Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan/Roy Allen Smith)
To prove to all of you that the first three seasons weren't just constant 9/10 or 10/10 scores, this episode (and The Son Also Draws) exist. It's not bad by any means, but it's too much on the slow paced side. I was never wowed by the main plot that much as it's nothing much to write home about. Only memorable things about it was the first musical numbers, Cleveland's first lines, and maybe some amusing dialogue, but that's it. Stewie, as usual, is the MVP, as you except for an early episode and he saved this episode from being a snorefest. Interesting how he built a time travel and we won't be seeing that until a good 6 more seasons.
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Writing: C
Plot: C / A
Characters: B-
Humor: C+
Emotion: B-
7/10
ChittyChitty Death Bang (Danny Smith/Dominic Polcino)
This episode held up just as much as it did many years ago. Although, it's not really a perfect one since Meg's subplot went nowhere in execution (I wasn't fond at how it ended...apparently the juice was poisonous and everyone died from drinking it). You can guess what I liked about this episode: anything involving Stewie, as always. Although Peter's plot was amusing to watch as well (such as the three little pigs sequence, the Cheesy Charlie dream sequence). Heartwarming moments were there, but Meg could've been written a bit better (she came off as entitled in a few scenes), which is why the execution isn't flawless. On an interesting note, Bruce debuted here, but he doesn't appear that much at this point.
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Writing: A-
Plot: B
Characters: A-
Humor: A-
Emotion: B+
9/10
A Hero Sits Next Door (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman/Monte Young)
Ah, yes, this is where we were introduced to the Swansons. Joe was so different back then. He was a badass handicapped person, with some anger issues. I sure miss do this portrayal of Joe, before he was reduced to a wheelchair joke (and Quagmire stole his temper from him much later on for no real reason). It's not as dull as Mind Over Murder, but what hurts the score somewhat is Peter. While not a huge douchebag as he is in some certain episodes, I just don't like how is portrayed here, especially towards Joe. The last few minutes of it was just confusing to follow through with the whole "trying to save the day by stopping a bank robbery." Such a shame that awesome Grinch fight sequence turns out to be fake this whole time many years later with the episode Joe's Revenge.
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Writing: B-
Plot: B
Characters: B-
Humor: B
Emotion: B-
7/10
The Son Also Draws (Ricky Blitt/Neil Affleck)
The first Chris episode and man, it's such a chore to watch to be honest. I actually find it tolerable until Peter convinced the Indian casino staff that he's an Indian (which is one of the many antics he'll do to change his background for the sake of a plot). Granted, even the first half feel slow paced and dull at times, but at least there were some jokes. The cold opening is one of the funniest scenes in the whole episode and it's totally irrelevant to the whole thing. I did like that Chris was meant to be an artist (and a better sequel was followed up a season later), but sadly, it vanished like Lois being a piano player. Brian didn't played a big role, so he was excluded in the whole story, making it one of his smallest role in the show at that point. The last several minutes dragged on with rather lazy written scenes, especially the ending. Honestly, this is the worst episode for the first season imo.
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Writing: C-
Plot: C-
Characters: B
Humor: B-
Emotion: C+
6/10
Brian: Portrait of a Dog (Gary Janetti/Michael Dante DiMartino)
Brian's first episode and it's written by the masser of his snd Stewie's character development. Remember when he used to write really good episoses instead of seeing the two be stuck in a bank, Brian writing a bestseller, Stewie getting pregnant and having Stewie talk about his sexuality? While there's nothing much to talk about, it does remind you for the first time (aside from his sitting pose) that Brian is actually a dog, but he actually prefer to be human. And there's a flashback scene of how he was found. My only major flaw is Brian is treated unfairly throughout the story. Yes, I know, I hate dogs and all, but you can kinda sympathize with him here, something that is not common these days. It's a well written story nevertheless.
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Writing: A-
Plot: B
Characters: B+
Humor: A
Emotion: A-
9/10
Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater (Chris Sheridan/Jeff Myers)
Before I continue the reviews, I want to say I'm watching the whole show in production order. It works better this way since I know Adult Swim used to air their shows this way. And plus, early Family Guy was aired out of order, it messed up a lot of the premiere schedules. Anyway, this was one of the earliest gems the show had to offer. We are treated with the first amazing song of the series, which is freaking sweet. All the family members got their equal screentime (though, the kids were slightly underused), making good usage of their plots. Only flaw I have is how much the story change from being about the family living in a mansion to everyone suddenly struggling their lives.
Memorable Quotes: "his house is freakin' swee"
Favorite Cutaway Gag:
Writing: A
Plot: A-
Characters: A
Humor: A
Emotion: A-
9/10
Running Mates (Neil Goldman&Garrett Donovan/John Holmquist)
Family Guy's first moments of politics and it was okay...I'm not really a fan of these type of stories. Here, I'm not fond of the main plot as well, since Peter is running against his own wife because of school reasons. Surprisingly, Stewie has a little subplot and Brian mostly interact with him throughout it. He spent the episode missing Lois instead of killing her, making a foreshadowing on his softer side. While the political plot didn't interest me that much, it was constantly funny, for all cutaway gags and characters were decent here.
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Writing: B-
Plot: B-
Characters: B
Humor: B+
Emotion: B-
7/10
There's Something About Paulie (Ricky Blitt/Monte Young)
An interesting note to point out this episode, but it was produced so late in the second broadcast season that Meg was voiced by Mila Kunis, while still having season 1 animation. It wasn't my biggest cup of tea, as the plot can get repetitive at times. The whole Lois trying to get shot (gun violence is present, but the way Paulie was killed off wasn't graphic as it would be later on) was dumb, and the Don sure loves saying "the day of my daughter's wedding" a lot. Paulie himself was a good character, though. Once he got shot, the episode start to fall apart. To be fair, the beginning a tad slow as well. It's close to being forgettable, but like with Running Mates, a lot of the humor come from the cutaways instead of the actual episode.
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Writing: C+
Plot: B-
Characters: B
Humor: B
Emotion: B-
7/10
Holy Crap (Danny Smith/Neil Affleck)
I find this one to be one of the weakest episodes during the first three seasons. This introduced Francis, Peter's not so real father. This wasn't the best appearance he had in the entire show. He spent most of the episode being a control freak over religion (it can be amusing sometimes, but otherwise it comes off as contrived). Danny Smith is fond of religious themes while writing his episodes on the show, including Christmas. Luckily, this wasn't the worst episode from 1999-2002 (you'll find out next season, despite the improvement). Either way, this one is something I won't look at, due to how unmemorable it is. Also, it introduced Vern the annoying guy, but at least he doesn't have his partner.
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Writing: C
Plot: B-
Characters: B-
Humor: B
Emotion: C+
6/10
If I'm Lyin' I'm Dyin' (Cbris Sberidan/Swinton O Scott III)
Seth MacFarlane reveal that this is one of his least favorite episodes.I can understand why he isn't fond of this. It's funnier than Holy Crap and The Son Also Draws, but the plot is crappy. I am not into plots that require lying to get to the point. Admittedly, the first half was stronger, but the moment Peter was caught lying, things start to go downhill. I was more interested with the whole "Chris is dying" stuff than him trying to be part of a boy scout, since there were more humorous moments. Oddly enough, Brian actually gave a damn about God. I sure miss his old characterization so much. The last few minutes become very bizarre and that's how the episode ends.
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Writing: B-
Plot: C
Characters: B-
Humor: A-
Emotion: B-
7/10
Love Thy Trophy (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman/Jack Dyer)
The first plot featuring Peter and his friends all together in a adventure, or rather a conflict over a trophy. I'd consider this to be an almost flawless episode, but the subplot hurt it since it's pretty dumb to have Meg pretend to be a mother and say that Stewie eats nothing but pancakes. It's worth noting that this was Tara Strong's first voice role on the show, voicing the foreign babies (and when you think about it, it does kinda feels like I'm watching Rugrats towards the end, since she already had a recurring role on the show). Every single character on the main plot were enjoyable with good intentions over who get to keep the trophy. The good thing is...it's not your typical "let's stop being friends" so the whole story doesn't end up being one cliche storm. Though in the end, it's shocking to know that Brian was the one that prevented from the Spooner Street neighbor to have a falling out.
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Writing: B
Plot: B / C
Characters: B
Humor: A-
Emotion: B
8/10
Death is a Bitch (Ricky Blitt/Michael Dante DiMartino)
Don't let the title of the first episode Death Has a Shadow fool you (it was the way how the first few episodes were titled). Death made his hilarious debut here. He is voiced by Norm MacDonald, although he is uncredited and will be replaced by another voice actor (I like them, but MacDonald gave Death a lot of hilarious lines). He and Stewie made this episode. You can tell that this is produced for season 1, because Stewie is still thinking about taking over the world and killing Lois, which he spent the entire episode doing so. Peter's plot was pretty hilarious as well and what do you know? Family Guy manage to do this before the Simpsons even did 3 years later, though debunking the beliefs that Simpsons always beat every show to the plots. All in all, best episode produced for season 1 ever.
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Writing: A+
Plot: A
Characters: A+
Humor: A+
Emotion: A
10/10
The King is Dead (Craig Hoffman/Monte Young)t
Memorable Quotes:
Favorite Cutaway Gag:
You know its still a season one production episode that have the word "death" or "dead" somewhere in the title, but it's the end of the production line. It's also the last episode produced to have the unfitting voice of Lacey Chabert speaking in Meg's mouth (no offense, and can these new episodes knock it off with these jabs directly at her?). I would called it a perfect episode to watch, but there's some predictable gags (have I told you that the Brick Joke are actually the worst kind of jokes in the pre-cancelation era, because of how predictable and common they were?). It also gave one of my favorite recurring characters some screentime (that's Diane Simmons), but sadly, she quit due to Peter's meddling. Peter being "Anna" and the whole musical aspect was hilarious though. A great way to end the 1ACX code. I still enjoy this production season, but man, the quiet voice acting make it hard for me to rewatch, even if the jokes are still funny.
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Writing: A-
Plot: B
Characters: B+
Humor: A
Emotion: A-
9/10
Season 2
Brian in Love (Gary Janetti/Jack Dyer)
Oh yes, the original Brian falls in love episode. But this time, he was developing a crush on Lois for some reason, and he only confess this to his therapist (otherwise, it would've been very awkward if Peter found out). Although at one episode, he would marry Lois. But I should really stop doing these foreshadowing. The episode itself isn't that special, but I've seen worse Gary Janetti scripts.Peter and Stewie provided most of the humor here, with some good dialogue humor from them. It can be a bit slow and repetitve and its a decent to the second production cycle season (which means Mila Kunis is now offically Meg if you're watching it in production order).
Best Quotes: "OH MY GOD! YOU CAN TALK!"
Favorite Cutaway Gag: Bored at the drive-in
Writing: B
Plot: B-
Characters: B+
Humor: B+
Emotion: B
7/10
I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (Chris Sheridan/Monte Young)
I see the original franchise sins were starting to rear its ugly head (Peter being sexism and change of pace). Jokes aside, it had a great beginning. Peter was consistently funny as well. It also had the only time where you saw the same scene repeated twice. While I'm no sexist myself, Peter's antics were harmless compared to his later persona. (Well, he is more violent, but sexism seems to vanish afterwards) Once Peter became a feminist, the episode became somewhat lesser, but it had a great fight scene towards the end. While the writing was consistent, the plot should've been better (and I don't find Stewie sucking Peter's nipples funny anymore).
Best Quotes: "Of course a man made it. It's a commercial, Lois, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner."
Favorite Cutaway Gag: Huck Griffin
Writing: A-
Plot: B+
Characters: B
Humor: A-
Emotion: B
8/10
Christmas (Danny Smith/Brian Hogan)
For some reason, this got delayed to 2001, instead of the intended 1999 release date. Hence, why it didn't air until 2001, during the third season, when the animation style has already changed by the time it aired. It still holds up today, but like most early episodes, it's not as great as it was when I watched it many years ago. Though, it seems to be the typical "Christmas gone wrong" plot, most of the episode was entertaining. This was the only Christmas episode the show done until 2010 and I think there's a couple better ones, that I'll tell you many seasons later. Surprisingly, there's low on cutaway gags here since it's mostly focused on the story, which is a rarity. Lois going crazy towards the end was the highlight and we are treated with a play of Jesus' birth. In the end, it was just a typical Chistmas special, but with some wits.
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Favorite Cutaway Gag:
Writing: B+
Plot: B
Characters: A
Humor: B-
Emotion: A-
8/10
Let's Go to the Hop (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman/Glen Hill)
It starts off surrealistic with two Colombian pilot (whom their Spanish speech is overlapped with Korean subtitled) flying off their planes, and then there's a bunch of toads that is treated like drugs. So we are introduced with three new characters: Neil Goldman, Connie D'Amico, and Principal Shepard (the latter two had different voice actors). Peter being Lando Griffin was cool to watch, especially the "Give Up the Toad" song. However, I can't take the song sequence seriously because apparently Peter was shrinking throughout out, which is a sign of off-model. While Meg is still written like an awkward teenager, she actually got a happy ending, something that is rare nowadays. Also, this episode had one of the most clever cutaway gag: live action Family Guy.
Best Quotes: "Holy crap, I am freaking out!"
Favorite Cutaway Gag: Live action Peter
Writing: B+
Plot: B
Characters: A
Humor: B-
Emotion: A-
8/10
When You Wish a Weinstein (Ricky Blitt/Dan Povenmire)
Once again, pre-cancellation Family Guy shows its big problem, in that this episode wasn't even aired on FOX (outside of its network premiere in 2004). Also, it was the last episode to air before its revival, yet it's really produced for season 2 (the writer left in 2000, and there's still the old art style before it got refined towards the end of the original run). This episode also the directorial debut of Dan Povenmire - in production order anyway. We are treated with Peter singing about of getting a Jew, which continued Povenmire's love for musical numbers. Apparently, that is why the episode got banned in the first place. No wonder why it was the last episode from the original run that I seen (reruns were pulled until 2009). The story itself was fine, although I don't follow it that much since I'm not Jewish myself. Chris had some good writing though, something that is not present in the newer episodes (instead of being a second Peter). In the end, it's just another one of those "Peter wants to change his background for the plot" episodes.
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Writing: B
Plot: B
Characters: A-
Humor: B
Emotion: B
8/10
DaBoom (Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan/Bob Jacques)
This is without, a debut, the most surrealistic Family Guy has ever been at this point. They ended their brief life in the 90s with a relevant plot: the Y2K theory. True to its tone, the whole thing ended up being a dream, with a live-action sequence that actually had a purpose.Despite this, it also gave us the first chicken fight in the whole show. I really hate how overly long gags dominate the show since then, but these fights kept me interested, instead of begging for it to end. This fight in particular was just shorter than usual and was shown through flashback. The plot was unique at the time, considering majority of the TV episodes by the end of the 1990s involved time travelling or some sort of future view of a world (hence, Y2K). It was interesting to see to Quahog after the incident. The whole world became an apocalypse, which resulted into cool looking backgrounds. My only major flaw for the episode is that the Griffins got kicked out too soon in New Quahog. Either way, it was a nice way to end the 1990s, even though I was too young to watch this show. On an interesting note, this aired in 1999, but it was a second season produced episode, while the rest of the episode aired were 1ACX produced.
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Favorite Cutaway Gag:
Writing: A
Plot: A+
Characters: A
Humor: A
Emotion: A-
9/10
A Picture Is Worth a 1000 Bucks (Craig Hoffman/Gavin Dell)
To tell you the truth, this is one of the least memorable episodes from the first three seasons, despite the fact that it's a better episode than its predecessor, The Son Also Draws. Funnily enough, both episodes involved the Griffins going to New York. Like that one, it had a better beginning, but as the episode went on, it became somewhat weaker and less interesting. Also, Peter all of a sudden wants to bond with Meg, which feels out of character if this was written in 2005 or later. And that song he sang, he literally held his note for so long, it went straight from act two to act three. A shame that we don't see much of Chris' artistic skills anymore since his personality has became worse over the past recent years.
Best Quotes:
Favorite Cutaway Gag:
Plot: B-
Characters: B+
Humor: B
Emotion: B-
8/10
Fifteen Minutes of Shame (Steve Callaghan/Scott Wood)
The plot for this episode sounded mundane on paper. But for the end result, you'll get a Meg episode, who she happens to be embarrassed by her family. You'll notice that this is Steve Callaghan's writing debut on the show and soon he'll become the most prolific writer, having done 20 scripts so far (and ran the show for almost 8 years). it gave us an interesting history of Quahog. And most importantly, Adam West as a mayor made his debut (may he rest in peace). The episode itself is the first time seeing the whole family act dysfunctional thanks to Meg's awkwardness being exaggerated throughout. Her being replaced by a sexy version of herself is even more when you realize she shared the same voice actress as Connie D'Amico. The other Griffin replacements were funny to watch and Fran Drescher being replacement Lois made even more sense, considering what her old voice sounded like. In the end, Meg actually needed her family to embarrass in order to communicate, which gives us a funny ending: Stewie edit Meg's story the whole time.
Best Quotes:
Favorite Cutaway Gag:
Writing: A-
Plot: B
Characters: B+
Humor: A
Emotion: A-
9/10
Dammit Janet! (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman/Bert Ring)
Stewie gets his first major role all by himself and it wasn't the best thing ever. Here, he developed a crush on a girl named Janet (who is Tara Strong's first major role in the show, but not her first time doing a voice). To tell you the truth, she wasn't really that memorable of a character and would only want Stewie a piece of cookie. There's better characters to come for Stewie's possible love interest, but we'll get to that when we get to that. I like how they recycled a gag from an earlier episode where it's actually Brian that teased Stewie for being in fall while biting an apple. As the subplot, I has to say, it was the funnier plot in this installment. Peter and Lois are airplane members. I'm surprised Quagmire is no near to be found in the airplane sequences. Overall, it was just an average love-themed episode, but there will be far better Stewie plots in the future.
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Favorite Cutaway Gag:
Writing: B-
Plot: C+
Characters: B
Humor: B
Emotion: C+
7/10
He's Too Sexy for His Fat (Chris Sheridan/Glen Hill)
This is among one of the funniest episodes of the first few seasons. We are treated with one badass beginning of the exterminator getting of the fleas with some excellent Ron Jones music. (and a random dream sequence before that) the episode plays off like one those Simpsons plots where Homer tries to lose weight, but with Peter getting skinnier and then muscular. Seeing Stewie fat while Chris struggle to lost weight was just priceless. And Peter himself become narcissism over his good looks. if Family Guy only has 50 episodes, this would've been my top 10 favorite episodes, as it's relatable and hilarious nonstop.
Writing: A+
Plot: A
Characters: A
Humor: A+
Emotion: A
10/10
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (Ricky Blitt/Brian Hogan)
Anyone finds it funny that this is produced right after He's too Sexy for His Fat and they both had a dream sequence in the very beginning? A random start as Peter plays hooky and somehow he bumped into Mr Weed in a baseball game. then the episode shift a political and business theme: smoking. King of the Hill did it a few years earlier, but honestly both shows tackled them equally. A lot of hilarity ensures. Brian suddenly become skeptical at whole idea and it's so out of character of him this early, but it works because he isn't harming anyone. there are some few dull moments and not all scenes worked. Also, there was one random live action sequences and apparently a celebrity responded back. Alyssa Milano's name may sound familiar...she's everything on twitter. Also, one of the only time back then when they end with a PSA in the old days.
Writing: B+
Plot: B
Characters: A-
Humor: A-
Emotion: B
8/10
Road to Rhode Island (Gary Janetti/Dan Povenmire)
the very first road to/Brian and Stewie episode and no surprise that the idea came from Gary Janetti who was the master of their characters. It's slightly focused more on Brian due to his backstory. We'll be seeing these two together a lot more often in the future. The A plot is story driven with some hearts involved, while the B plot is a wacky Peter story. involving sex. It comes off as surprising that Brian originated from Austin, Texas. We also saw the first appearance of Lois' parents outside of a cutaway gag, although those two won't be having more appearance until season 3. And the review is not complete without the mention of the titular episode song. We're Off to Road Island is probably my top 5 favorite songs on the entire show because it's so catchy. Who knew Seth MacFarlane would eventually have a singing career? In the end, this is one of the best early episodes I've seen.
Writing: A+
Plot: A+
Characters: A+
Humor: A+
Emotion: A+
10/10
E Peterbus Unum (Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan/Rob Renzetti)
Believe it or not, the same guy who worked on some Cartoon Network shows and creating My Life as a Teenage Robot directed a couple episodes in this show. Makes sense considering the connection between MacFarlane. Story is something I haven't in any other TV shows: a house is considered to be its own country. Adam West made his second appearance and then there was a sequence of him enjoying a piece of taffy. While there isn't much else to talk about, the best part of it was the Can't touch this song sequence. One of the 80s musical numbers on the show. the second half of the episode change tone as it focus on a conflict between Peter, his family, and other countries. Also, the episode ends with a meta scene with a futuristic student asking about
Writing: A-
Plot: B+
Characters: A
Humor: A-
Emotion: A-
9/10
The Story on Page One (Craig Hoffman/Gavin Dell)
It's a Meg episode while it does feels like one of those episodes where Peter sabotage her life, it somehow worked by a solution. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a hilarious subplot that is kinda how Season 1 Stewie, except he wants to be bigger. In the same episode, where it started, it revealed Brian used to attend college, but apparently he got kicked out too soon. That would be a plot for a later episode. While the whole setup for the main plot was inconsistent, the whole thing made sense in the end. Adam West was the funniest part of it, although Peter trying to prove Luke Perry is gay was priceless.
Writing: B
Plot: B-
Characters: B
Humor: B+
Emotion: B
8/10
Wasted Talent (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman, based on a story by Dave Collard & Ken Goin/Bert Ring)
In the entire 20 years of Family Guy's run, this is the only time they had to do a separate story and teleplay credit. We know story by is based on a writers' real life experience, and teleplay means it's adapted from the people who are writing a script. This episode had a rather slow start with very low on laughs, but the madness begins, we are in for a rather well-written and funny episode. I may not be an alcohol person myself even after turning 21 years old, but it was cool seeing Peter and Brian go on a drunk journey. The whole Pawtucket Beer tour was easily the one thing that this episode worth watching. And a very hilarious scene of Peter tripping and wincing. It became a meme last year and one of the only old episodes to get some memetic attention. The second half is when it starts to live up its episode title where Peter has a wasted talent: playing the piano perfectly while drunk.
Writing: A
Plot: A
Characters: A+
Humor: A
Emotion: A
9/10
Fore Father (Bobby Bowman/Scott Wood)
Seth Macfarlane has went on to say that this was one of the worst episode he did. Personally, while it wasn't as mean-spirited or anything awful, it was just dull as dirt. I will admit that this one of the weakest episodes of the first seasons and probably among the worst episodes between seasons 1-6. The plot is so cliched and nothing special, since it's just Peter trying to bond with Cleveland's son and Chris gets neglected by him. He's arguably sympathetic here, considering that he won't be the same character after 2002 or 2007. Even the beginning was slow nonsense, so it doesn't change my stance on it. And the subplot was alright, although it too abruptly and went nowhere. I will say this, Quagmire was the highlight because his role reminds me that he's never going to a full time pervert nowadays. Him bonding with Chris was interesting. Despite the slowness, it does had a sweet ending. A shame it was so forgettable, even the cutaway and jokes felt off.
Writing: C
Plot: D
Characters: B-
Humor:C
Emotion: C-
6/10
The Thin White Line (Steve Callaghan/Glen Hill)
The show gets its first two parter and it was a well written plot with some good comedy. Brian was sympathetic, in which other writers besides Janetti can develop his personality a a bit. He doesn't come off as overly arrogant throughout and regret his habits. I do miss these type of episode for him, since he has changed a lot since this aired. One of the most adult episodes in the early episodes. It featured a lot of usage of drugs, having 14 woman giving birth to babies, and at one time, there was an F bomb dropped in the episode. In the end, it turns Brian wanted to go to LA, thus ending in a cliffhanger. I believe this is the first time Brian and Stewie mentioned their name in the show.
Writing: A
Plot: B+
Characters: A-
Humor: A
Emotion: B
8/10
Lethal Weapons (Chris Sheridan/Brian Hogan)
One of the most violent episode of the earlier seasons and it didn't even get a "V" rating if you watching it on Adult Swim. I have to say, this was when Lois was at her most badass. A damn shame she somehow forgot her karate skills later on. The thing happened because a bunch of New Yorkers invaded Quahog. Also, we get to see Susie in action but Bonnie's baby won't be born until 2009. Like the Washington episode, Stewie become the source of a conflict when he is caught by beating up Peter. A lot of memorable moments especially towards the end. That fight sequence was just the best part of it. Also, it ends with Peter saying this line: "What are they're going to do, cut our budget?" and then stiffly walked away. Something tells they did slashed the budget later on, which explains the constant complaints on the animation nowadays.
Writing: A-
Plot: B+
Characters: A
Humor: A
Emotion: B
9/10
One if by Clam, two if by Sea (Jim Bernstein & Michael Shipley/Dan Povenmire)
Since the show takes place in New England and one of the only cartoon to have that kind of setting, nothing is complete without the invasion of the British. This is the most British episode of Family Guy and that's saying something. They stereotype them as long teeth and a thick accent. It's the first plot where the guys tried to do something to save the drunken clam. And Stewie gets a subplot and he gets in the middle of a conflict with a Tara Strong character, again. It was pretty funny seeing him teach Eliza to speak properly. Also, Nigel and Eliza is a clever reference to the Wild Thornberries. There was one cutaway gag that was done in the CGI animation style, a la Tron. In the end, it was the wives that managed to save the day, which is the most usual thing Loretta and Bonnie has done in the entire show. On a fun fact, Jim Bernstein now works with Dan Povenmire for his shows, which may something he somehow remember after all these years.
Writing: B
Plot: B
Characters: B+
Humor: A-
Emotion: B
8/10
Brian Does Hollywood (Gary Janetti/Gavin Dell)
For some reason, this was produced a few episodes after part one. And there's a rather random cold opening recap, which had nothing to do with the Thin White Line. And now it's revealed wanted to be a movie director and went to Los Angeles to redeem himself after a stoned situation. I suppose it's better than part one, especially in most aspects. It's constantly funny all the way, although seeing Bill Cosby now is going to be pretty awkward after all the crappy situation he been in lately. Kevin Michael Richardson does a good impersonation of him, though. And we finally knew about Jasper, Brian's gay cousin, in which a plot will revolve on him later. Also, I like how the award shows honored Family Guy's composer Walter Murphy and Ron Jones.
Writing: A
Plot: A-
Characters: A
Humor: A
Emotion: A-
9/10
Death Lives (Mike Henry/Rob Renzetti)
Next to Road to Rhode Island, Death Lives is my favorite episodes of Family Guy during the 1999-2002 era. Like that episode, it had a well-written story, some outstanding character development. Death did had two amazing episodes under his belt and that's why he's such a good Grim Reaper character (although there's one kind of Death in animation I like better over him). While Peter went through a near death experiment, he was able to reminisce the old days when he and Lois met, as well as meeting her father, whom Carter immediately hates Peter's guts. I really enjoyed the subplot as well, where the other family members went on a scavenger hunt. I hate to say this, but Family Guy did the whole "husband and wife duo met" story a lot better what Simpsons did with Homer and Marge on The Way We Are.
Writing: A+
Plot: A+
Characters: A+
Humor: A+
Emotion: A+
10/10
And the Wiener Is... (Mike Barker&Matt Weitzman/Bert Ring)
Fun fact: as this is the finale of season 2 production line, this is the last time the Griffins is shown owning a yellow carpet in their house and Chris is seen with earrings. It's a strange episode to end the production cycle line with such a risque subject. I never got the pun of the title until a while back. Both plots are equally decent, but they had their half-assed ending that dragged them down. While the whole "Peter trying to prove he's better than Chris" was fine, it meanders too much and become focused on the gun violence aspect, which might not hold up today. Meg's subplot went nowhere with impressing the alpha bitch and I saw the ending coming with the spin the bottle part.
Writing: B
Plot: B-
Characters: B
Humor: B+
Emotion: B-
8/10
Season 3
Emission Impossible (Dave Collard & Ken Goin/Peter Shin)
Family Guy begins a new production cycle. Because of this, there's a new writing staff and showrunner. Danny Smith and Chris Sheridan don't write and produce during this time as they moved on to other shows at the time. There's only 13 episodes, making it the shortest production cycle of the show. We are introduced to Carol, Lois' sister who gets often gets divorced and gave birth to a baby child. Oddly enough, in one scene, Adam West is seen in the hospital, which may be a foreshadowing for Brothers and Sisters. Afterwards, the episode shift on Peter and Lois trying to have a baby and Stewie going Fantastic Voyage style. It was already a great start, but it got even better. Seeing Stewie killing all the sperms in Peter's mouth was fun to watch. And there's another character introduced and his name is Bertram. He was a cool character and you bet we're going to see him again soon twice. All in all, definitely one of the greatest episodes of the first 3 seasons. It's a sign to come for this new animation style.
10/10
The Kiss Seen Around the World (Mark Hentemann/Pete Michels)
What a weird way to start off the first script and direction for Hentemann and Michels respectively. Personally, I never really cared for this that much because it was such a dull episode to watch all the way through. It's worth noting Peter didn't really had a major role, so he is just limited to mockery. Speaking of, the guy that called him a big fat phony was obnoxious. That joke wasn't funny the first time, it wasn't funny the next time. It was a Meg episode, so it was no wonder why the writing feel half-assed most of it. I'm not a not huge of Neil Goldman, so he just came as annoying (not as annoying as big fat phony guy). The same episode also introduced us to his parents and we are going to see Mort more often in the later seasons. I appreciate seeing Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons get some screentime, but it wasn't enough to make the episode. Meg had a crush on Tom for some reason here, and then suddenly gets annoyed with him in the end. Yeah, such a forettable installment. Not Hentemann's best effort, but not his worst one, surprisingly.
6/10
Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows (Allison Adler/Dan Povenmire)
The title of this perfectly describes the plot as Brian had a dilemma with dealing an old woman and Peter getting birds under his full grown beard. And though it's one of the most mature plot ever. Keep in mind Brian wasn't actually dating Pearl Burton, since it was a simulator. Also its worth noting that this is the first episode on the show to be written by a woman herself, in which it was her only script. In the beginning, Brian dated a woman named Tina but there already another Tina earlier with exact same voice actress. One of the earliest sign of Brian being interested in a woman, but that doesn't come into play until later on. The plot felt fresh at the time since he was still a good character. The first half did felt weaker with Brian taking of Pearl and struggling with her. But once Brian sees the merit of her past, it become bittersweet (the same applies to Peter's plot). And even with the death scene, it needs to follow up with a punchline from Dr. Hartman. Probably one of the most saddest episodes ever, but I found an episode that even more sadder.
9/10
Mr Saturday Knight (Steve Callaghan/Michael Dante DiMartino)
So in this episode, Peter's boss passed away due to choking on something Brian ate. It was a shame because we should've learned more about him aside from his last name history, in which he changed it to a metaphor of marijuana. Sadly, I found the first half to be rather enjoyable and interesting. Once Peter decides he wants to be a jouster it starts to become a rather dull plot (I will say this, King of the Hill did a few months after this came out and it was slightly better). Most likely because I'm not too fond of medieval stuff. Mort Goldman himself did saved it from act 3 being a snoozefest. All in all, not my cup of tea and should've been done better. I felt like the ending was rushed but that's just me.
7/10
A Fish Out of Water (Alex Borstein & Mike Henry/Bert Ring)
The show's second two-parter, as it follows a depressed Peter who is obese, over being jobless after the events of Mr. Saturday Knight. It was written completely by cast members. Let me just say that it is definitely an improvement over part one. Both plots were good in their own merits, although the main plot suffered for having a rushed and abrupt stop, and the subplot, I'm not a fan of Meg, since she came off as bratty. Peter and his friends goes on a sea adventure and here Seamus was introduced. He is one of those characters that only appeared once or twice early on, so this won't be the last we'll heard of him. What's funny is when they found the fisher, he has Brian Doyle Murray's voice and mentioned Nickelodeon. You can guess what they were watching in the end. In all honestly, I'll say the other two-parter (Thin White Line/Brian Does Hollywood) in the original run was better.
8/10
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman/Scott Wood):
An education episode of Family Guy: we were able to learn the Griffins' family history. As you can see, Peter is very Irish, but at the same time, he has a black ancestor. Interestingly enough, Nate Griffin will appear again in a season 4 episode. Stewie's plot was pointless (the 3rd time I wasn't that interested), but still has some decent laughs, like the ending. Though, for some reason, Stewie seems to often get involved into situations with characters voiced by Tara Strong (foreign babies, Janet, and Eliza). Carter made his second recurring role, telling the Griffins kids about his family. Also, Cleveland had his biggest screentime for seasons 1-3. Now he is pretty boring throughout the early seasons, but he was used very well here. It's a matter of time before he start having a personality. And if an episode does involve African Americans, expect Phil LaMarr and Kevin Michael Richardson as recurring voice actors. Even the ending credits was different and Peter goes hip pop. Family Guy was ahead of its time and this was before The Boondocks came out, which was the pinnacle of black culture in animation.
9/10
Ready, Willing, and Disabled (Alex Barnow & Marc Fierk/Andi Klein)
An unusal credits. Barnow and Fierk only wrote this, while the director joined the show this season, she will remains as an animation timer, eventually promoted to timing supervisor. Anyway, we had the first Joe focused episode since his debut and honestly, it should've been written better. It also contained one of the longest overly long gags: Joe crying hysterically and his friends slowly walk away. Honestly, I kinda like the subplot a little better because when have you ever seen the 3 Griffin kids together for a plot? Chris understands Stewie, but not Meg, but even Stewie was involved with whole "greedy" scam. The ending was funny though, with everyone being disappointed, but especially Stewie doing a Peanuts joke. Back to the main plot, the only significant laughs were Tom Tucker on TV telling Peter to look out for the skateboard, wheelchair Steve Hawkings lookalike, and the movie trailer. If it wasn't for the subplot, this wouldn't been a good episode.
8/10
Screwed the Pooch (Dave Collard & Ken Goin/Pete Michels)
Well, look here. Brian actually dated his own kind one time? Yes, it happened with this. If you're tired of Brian dating human women, you can always refer back to this episode. Up until last year, he only had feelings for Seabreeze, Carter's dog. Speaking of Carter, he gets his first major role and we are see more wacky adventures with him, often having Peter involved. These two has great chemistry together, despite their differences. They actually bonded for once until an unfortunate event with two certain dogs. That ending was such a cop-out, which hampered my enjoyment on it, but oh well. We're never going to see a plot like this again until a very long time.
8/10
to love and Die in Dixie (Steve Callaghan/Dan Povenmire)
I won't lie that this might be in my top 50 episode, and it's one of the funniest pre-cancelation episodes I've watched. Yet it also gave us our look at that old pedophile named John Herbert, whom his appearance deemed so popular, he will show up a lot after this. In fact the first 3 seasons has established characters that were there from the get-go, but they won't appear that much until revival era. The whole plot happens because of Chris stopping a robber. I normally dont like the stereotype of the Southin media, but to be honest, this is one of the best protryal of it in general. You get to hear a lot of Southern MacFarlane voices. Chris has a bit of a major role here as he bonds with a person named Sam. Cue the "Samus is a Girl" trope when it turns out Sam is a girl. It's a plot twist you never except it, but the female voice gave it away. Peter and Brian bonded a lot throughout to reminds you that this is still the original era. A lot wacky situation happened and I find myself cracking up every time Peter gets attacked by a raccoon.
10/10
Stuck together, torn Apart (Mark Hentemann/Michael Dante DiMartino)
Fun fact: this came out on Family Guy's 3rd year anniversary, even if it was unfortunate that it temporarily stopped production that year. It's one of the very first time we see Peter and Lois struggle at their marriage. Peter has a strong jealousy when Lois is with another other men. It's kinda like the anime term Yandere, but not as exaggerated. It also contained a rare Brian and Stewie at the same time. Now you see why the title is connected, much like Brian Wallows and and Peter Swallows. I preferred the subplot more since it isn't cluttered or ended abruptly. Main plot had a celebrity appearance in Jennifer Love Hewitt. The Goldmans made another appearance and although it is not directly stated, the are Jews. And a reminder that Neil can make an appearance without hitting on Meg. Mort already made his 5th appearance and he had some development. Muriel on the other hand, rarely make an appearance afterwards and I think she only had dialogue for 5 episodes. All in all, a watchable marriage crisis plot that is definitely better than most Simpsons episodes with this plot.
8/10
From Method to Madness (Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman/Bert Ring)
What was supposed to be a Brian episode turned into a Stewie episode. Brian was originally an actor, but now we know him as an author. Here, Olivia Fuller is introduced as one of the newest character and we'll be seeing her 2 more times. Plus, Seth and Rachael are technically talking to each other as well as arguing and singing, so this is the first "incest" pairing of characters they voiced. The song they sang was catchy, although it was a shame their chemistry didn't last long. In the end, Olivia became a Hollywood child star which will be hinted in Chick Cancer. Meanwhile, another recurring characters introduced were the Campbells, aka the nudists. The Griffins' reaction to them was priceless, although no surprise Meg show an interest in their son. Despite Peter and Lois not showing interest in nudists, they were able to go with the flow and did something special to Meg by not having clothes on. Something similar will happen a season later in another subplot of Peter and Lois. Either way, the MacFarlane siblings get to collaborate for once and this was Mike and Matt's last written episode for Family Guy as they prepare themselves co-creating American Dad! a year later.
8/10
FG Viewer Mail No 1
No Bones About It (Gene Lafenburg/Pete Michels)
Supergriffins (Seth MacFarlane/Scott Wood)
Lil Grifs (Michael Shipley & Jim Bernstein/Michael Dante DiMartino)
This is a 3 part story, so I will try to review this in one go. It's the first anthology episode in the show and one of the first experimental episodes. I love it when the writers tried to do something different to the usual formula. First segment was all about Peter making 3 wishes. One, he made something ridiculous to a celebrity. Two, he wishes for his own theme song, which plays when he moves. And last, which is the point of the plot, was wishing for no bones. Seeing Peter with bones was gross to say the least. And the ending was just weird where the other Griffins have disjointed body parts as well. A decent start to the Viewer Mail No 1, but not the most visually appealing one yet. If this was made today, they would've made boneless Peter way grosser. Second segment was my favorite of the whole episode. It helps that Seth MacFarlane himself actually wrote it, which is the only time he wrote a script on the show outside of the "pilots" (North by North Quahog feels like a second pilot, which I'll get to that). So Family Guy manage to do a family with superpowers plot before Brad Bird came up with The Incredibles. It was badass seeing the Griffins using their superheroes for everything, despite breaking their promises. Last segment was my 2nd favorite of the anthology. It was basically the adults being little kids. I like their lil' designs. The whole segment played out like a love story since Peter isn't married to Lois and he and Quagmire wants to win her heart. The whole Scooby Doo Shoutout was cool though and we even got to see little Death for one brief scene.
9/10
Road to Europe (Daniel Palladino/Dan Povenmire))
Imagine if Family Guy ended with a Road to episode in production order. Though Viewer Mail No 1 was the last one to air without counting the Jewish episode. This time, Stewie is the main focus as he wanted to go to the UK for a little kids show he admired. Like the previous Road to, Peter gets a subplot. The main plot was just as great as the last thing ,although Rhode Island was better. For the main plot, we are also treated with a musical number, which is as catchy as We're On the to Road Island. As the episode goes on, it really starts to live up to its title since Brian and Stewie were indeed exploring Europe (but first they stopped at the Middle East) and we go to see how it looks like in distance (a map). All the encounters with other countries were hilarious, especially with German tourist yelling. The last few minutes were a downer, both in general and for Stewie. As the main plot, it's pretty good. The KISS band gets to appear again (which means Peter's interest in them haven't disappeared yet) and Lois messed up a lyrics. We also saw the nudist parents again although this is the last time we'll heard of them again. Apparently "Loose Lois" was an old nickname and another character will addressed as her such. But I keep foreshadowing these events in my reviews so I'll stop now. All in all, it's a great way to end the original 50 episode run and I feel like the show would've been unfinished has it stopped in 2002. But we are thank a certain adult animation block and DVD sales for that one important event.
9/10