Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Scorecard

ATHF Scorecard

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3
Video Ouija: 8/10
Unremarkable Voyage: 9/10
Remooned: 8.5/10
Gee Whiz: 7/10
eDirk: 8/10
Little Brittle: 7.5/10
Robositter: 9/10
Moon Master: 10/10
Diet: 8/10
Dusty Gonzongas: 8/10
T-Shirt of the Living Dead: 9/10
Hypno-Germ: 7.5/10
Carl: 7/10

Season 4
Dirtfoot: Good
Boost Mobile: Great
Deleted Scenes: Good
Dickesode: Amazing
Handbanana: Great
Party All the Time: Okay
Global Grilling: Good
Grim Reaper Gutters: Decent
Moonajuana: Great
Bart Oates: Good
Antenna: Good
Ezekial: Good
Carl Wash: Great

Season 5
boston: Great
Robots Everywhere: Decent
Sirens: Good
Couples Skate: Good
Reedickyoulus: Bad
Hoppy Bunny: Good
Laser Lenses: Great
Dummy Love: Good
The Marines: Great
Bible Fruit: Good

Season 6
Gene E.: Good
Shake Like Me: Good
She Creature: Okay
Chick Magnet: Decent
The Creature from Plaque Lagoon: Okay
Time Machine: Great
2 and a Half Star War Out of Fice: Decent
Fry legs: Mediocre
Der Inflatable Fuhrer: Okay
Last last One Forever and Ever (Live Action): Good

Season 7
Rubberman: Good
eggball: Good
Multiple Meat: Good
Monster: Great
Rabbot Redux: Great
A PE Christmas: Amazing
Larry Miller Hair System: Decent
IAMAPOD: Good
Hands on a Hamburger: Great
Juggalo: Great
Kangarilla and the Magic Tarantula: Good
One Hundred: Amazing

Season 8
Allen (1) (2): Amazing
Intervention: Good
Freedom Cobra: Decent
The Creditor: Good
Vampirus: Good
Wi-tri: Great
Jumpy George: Decent
Lasagna: Great
Last Dance for Napkin Lad: Great

Season 9
The Iron Will: Decent
Chicken and Beans: Okay
Shirt Herpes: Mediocre
Rocket Horse n Jet Chicken: Meh
The Granite Family: Good
Bookie: Mediocre
Fightan Titan: Decent
8: Okay
Zucotti Manicotti: Decent
Totem Pole: Okay

Season 10
Muscles: Good
The Dudies: Okay
Merlo Sauvignon Blanco: Meh
Banana Planet: Good
Working Stiffs: Decent
Skins: Good
Freda: Decent
Storage Zeebles: Okay
Piranha Germs: Okay
Spacecxaduece: Good

Season 11
Mouth Quest: Good
Brain Fairy: Okay
The Hairy Bus: Decent
Sweet C: meh
Knapsacki!: Okay
Rabbit Not Rabbot: Okay
Hospice: okay
The Last One Forever and Ever (Fore Real This Time) (We Fucking Mean It): Meh
The Greatest Story Ever Told: Meh

Season 12

Saturday, April 30, 2016

The Wild Thornberrys Review

Title-Writer/Director-Scores

Season 1
Flood Warning (Tom Stern story by Kate Boutilier & David Regal/Steve Ressel): 8/10
Dinner with Darwin (Steve Skrovan/Sylvia Keulen): 7/10
Bad Company (Leslie Rieder/Steve Ressel): 7/10
Gold Fever (Adam Beechen/Anthony Bell): 8/10
Matadi of Bust (Carolyn Omine/Sylvia Keulen): 7/10
Temple of Eliza (Barbara Herndon&Jill Goery/Peter Avanzino): 7/10
Vacant Lot (Monica Piper/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Only Child (Kate Boutilier/Anthony Bell): 7/10
Iron Curtain (Mark Palmer/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Valley Girls (David Regal/Anthony Bell): 8/10
Naimina Enkijio (Mark Steen/Peter Avanzino): 7/10
Blood Sisters (Tom Stern/Peter Avanzino & Carol Milican): 8/10
Eliza-cology (David Regal/Cathy Malkasian): 9/10
Flight of the Donnie (John Requa&Glenn Ficarra/Steve Ressel): 8/10
Lost and the Foundation (Kate Boutilier/Sylvia Keulen): 7/10
Nigel Knows Best (Kate Boutilier/Sylvia Keulen): 8/10
The Great Bangaboo (David Regal/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Rumble in the Jungle (John Derevlany/Anthony Bell & Rebecca J Bristow): 7/10
The Dragon and the Professor (Jill Goery&Barbara Herndon/Steve Ressel): 8/10
Born to be Wild: (Elin Hampton&David Fury;story Kathryn Wyand/Peter Avanzino&Carol Millican): 8/10

Season 2 (production order)
Stick Your Neck Out (Adam Beechen/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
No Laughing Matter (David Regal/Anthony Bell & Rebecca J Bristow): 8/10
Chimp Off the Old Block (Monica Piper/Steve Ressel): 8/10
Reef Grief (Allen Zipper/Sylvia Keulen): 9/10
Dances with Dingoes (Kate Boutilier/Peter Avanzino & Carol Millican): 7/10
Clash of the Tuetons  (Adam Beechen/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Kuality and Kuantity (David Regal/Anthony Bell & Rebecca J Bristow): 8/10
Chew if by Sea (Monica Piper/Steve Ressel): 8/10
Rain Dance (Mandy Julian & Arnold Margolin/Sylvia Keulen): 8/10
You Ain't Seen Nothin Yeti (Adam Beechen/Carol Millican): 9/10
On the Right Track (David Regal/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Show Me the Bunny (Adam Beechen/Becky Bristow): 8/10
Polar Opposites (Jill Goery&Barbara Herndon/Steve Ressel): 7/10
Rebel without a Trunk (Kate Boutilier/Sylvia Keulen): 6/10
Pal Joey (Gene Grillo/Carol Millican): 7/10
Thornberry Island (David Regal/Becky Bristow: 7/10
Two's Company (story David Regal; Monica Piper/Steve Ressel): 7/10
Have Yourself a Thornberry Little Christmas (story Adam Beechen, Kate Boutilier, David Regal;Adam Beechen/Carol Millican): 8/10
Darwin Plays the Palace (Eva Almos & Ed Scharlach/Sylvia Keulen): 7/10
Gift of Gab (Eva Almos & Ed Scharlach and David Regal;Cathy Malkasian): 10/10
Black and White and Mom All Over (Eleah Horwitz; Cathy Malkasian):  8/10
A Tiger by the Tail (Adam Beechen & Kate Boutilier/ Mark Risley): 8/10
Luck Be an Aye-Aye (story Bob Daily; Adam Beechen/Carol Millican): 8/10
Tamper Proof Seal (story Scott Gray;David Regal/Becky Bristow): 7/10
You Otter Know (Sheila M Anthony/Sylvia Keulen): 7/10
The Kung and I (Joan Cosidine Johnson/Cathy Malkasian): 6/10
Forget Me Not (Elah Horwitz and Kate Boutilier/Mark Risley): 8/10
Dear Diary (Alice Miller/Becky Bristow): 6/10
Song for Eliza (story by Sarah Jane Cunningham and David Regal; Sarah Jane Cunningham and Suzie Villandry/Carol Millican): 7/10
Bogged Down (Peter Egan/Sylvia Keulen): 8/10
Monkey See Monkey Don't (story Emily Kapnek; Emily Kapnek and David Regal/Cathy Malkasian): 5/10
Where the Gauchos Roam (Adam Beechen/Mark Risley): 7/10
A Shaky Foundation (David Regal/Carol Millican): 7/10
Cheetahs Never Prosper (Peter Egan/Becky Bristow & Frank Marino): 7/10
Gobi Yourself (Joan Cosidine Johnson/Sylvia Keulen): 8/10
Every Little Bit Alps (story David Regal and Robin Riordan;Robin Riordan/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Pack of Thornberrys (Kate Boutilier/Mark Risley): 7/10

Season 3:
Dragon Me Along (story Gail Barrick and Peter Egan; Peter Egan/Sylvia Keulen): 9/10
Time Flies (Jill Goery&Barbara Herndon/?): 8/10
Horse Sense (story Sheila M Anthony and Joan Considine Johnson; Joan Considine Johnson/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Tyler Tucker, I Presume (Kate Boutilier/Mark Risley): 7/10
Critical Masai (Peter Egan/Ron Noble): 7/10
Queen of Denial (Sarah Jane Cunningham & Suzie Villandry/Frank Marino): 7/10
Island Trade (Rick Gitelson and Joan Considine Johnson/Cathy Malkasian): 8/10
Birthday Quake (Elah Horwitz and Kate Boutilier/Becky Bristow and Frank Marino): 8/10
The Legend of the Ha Bay (Marsha Griffin/Mark Risley): 7/10
Spirited Away (Sarah Jane Cunningham & Suzie Villandry/Sylvia Keulen): 8/10
A Family Tradition (Alice Miller and Kate Boutilier/Mark Risley): 8/10
Happy Old Year (Kate Boutilier/Becky Bristow and Frank Marino): 8/10
Happy Campers (David Rosenberg/Sylvia Keulen): 8/10
All Work and No Pay (Peter Hunziker/Carol Millican): 7/10
New Territory (Joan Considine Johnson/Carol Millican): 6/10
Operation Valentine (Alice Miller/Mark Risley): 8/10
Hello, Dolphin (Peter Egan/Frank Marino): 7/10
April's Fools Day (Joan Considine Johnson/Carol Millican): 8/10
Gem of a Mom (Sarah Jane Cunningham & Suzie Villandry/Ron Noble): 8/10
The Anniversary (Earl Hammer & Don Sipes/Cathy Malkasian): 9/10

Season 4:
The Origins of Donnie (1) (story Joan Considine Johnson; Sheila M Anthony/Carol Millican): 8/10
The Origins of Donnie (2): (Joan Considine Johnson/Joseph Scott): 9/10
The Origins of Donnie (3): (Joan Considine Johnson/Dean Criswell): 9/10
The Origins of Donnie (4): (Joan Considine Johnson/Ron Noble): 10/10
The Trouble with Darwin (Story David Regal; teleplay Jill Gorey&Barbara Herndon/Sylvia Keluen): 8/10
Hot Air (Sarah Jane Cunningham & Suzie Villandry/Ron Noble): 9/10

Season 5:
The Wild Snob-Berry (Peter Egan/Dean Criswell): 7/10
Ice Follies (David Rosenberg/Ron Noble): 7/10
Fool's Gold (Kathryn McCullough/Michael Daedalus Kenny): 8/10
Clash and Learn (story Sheila M Anthony and Peter Hunziker; Peter Egan/Anthony Bell): 6/10
Sir Nigel (1) (Sheila M Anthony/Max Martinez); 8/10
Sir Nigel (2) (Sheila M Anthony/ROn Noble); 8/10
Look's Who Squawking (David Rosenberg/Ron Noble): 9/10
Eliza Unplugged (story Sheila M Anthony;David Rosenberg/Joseph Scott): 9/10

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Kanye West Scorecard

Kanye West Albums review

The College Dropout
Intro: 8/10
We Don't Care: 9/10
Graduation Day: 8/10
All Falls Down (w/ Syleena Johnson): 9/10
I'll Fly Away: 6/10
Spaceship (w/ GLC & Consequence): 8/10
Jesus Walks: 9/10
Never Let Me Down (w/ Jay-Z & J Ivy): 9/10
Get Em High (w/ Talib Kweli & Common): 10/10
Workout Plan: 6/10
The New Workout Plan: 8/10
Slow Jamz (w/ Twista & Jaime Foxx): 8/10
Breathe In Breathe Out (w/ Ludacris): 9/10
School Spirit: 8/10
Lil Jimmy Skit: 8/10
Two Words (w/ Mos Def, Freeway, and The Boy Choir of Harlem): 8/10
Through the Wire: 9/10
Family Business: 10/10
Last Call: 7/10
Good Album

Late Registration
Wake Up Mr West: 8/10
Hear Em Say (w/ Adam Levine): 10/10
Touch the Sky (w/ Lupe Fiasco): 10/10
Gold Digger (a/ Jamie Foxx): 9/10
Skit #1: 8/10
Drive Slow (w/ Paul Wall & GLC): 9/10
My Way Home (w/ Common): 8/10
Crack Music (w/ The Game): 8/10
Roses: 8/10
Bring Me Down (w/ Brandy): 8/10
Addiction: 9/10
Skit #2: 8/10
Diamonds from Sierra Leone (remix, w/ Jay-Z): 9/10
We Major (w/ Nas and Really Doe): 8/10
Skit #3: 8/10
Hey Mama: 10/10
Celebration: 9/10
Skit #4: 8/10
Gone (w/ Consequence & Cam’ron): 8/10
Diamonds from Sierra Leone: 9/10
Late: 9/10
Great Album

Graduation
Good Morning: 10/10
Champion: 9/10
Stronger: 10/10
I Wonder: 10/10
Good Life: 10/10
Can't Tell Me Nothing: 10/10
Barry Bonds: 10/10
Drunk and Hot Girls: 9/10
Flashing Lights: 10/10
Everything I Am: 9/10
The Glory: 9/10
Homecoming: 10/10
Big Brother: 10/10
Good Night: 9/10
Amazing Album

80s & Heartbreak
Say You Will: 9/10
Welcome to the Heartbreak: 10/10
Heartless: 10/10
Amazing: 10/10
Love Lockdown: 10/10
Paranoid: 10/10
RobotCop: 9/10
Street Lights: 10/10
Bad News: 9/10
See You in My Nightmares: 10/10
Coldest Winter: 9/10
Pinocchio Story: 9/10
Amazing Album

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Dark Fantasy: 10/10
Gorgeous (featuring Kid Cudi and Raekwon): 10/10
Power: 10/10
All of the Lights: 10/10
Monster (featuring Rick Ross, Jay Z, Nicki Minaj, Bon Iver): 9/10
So Appalled (featuring Swizz Beats, Jay-Z, Pusha-T, Cyhi the Prince, and RZA): 9/10
Devil in a New Dress (featuring Rick Ross): 10/10
Runaway (featuring Pusha-T): 9/10
Hell of a Life: 10/10
Blame Game (featuring John Legend): 9/10
Lost in the World (featuring Bon Iver): 9/10
Who Will Survive in America: 9/10
See Me Now (featuring Beyoncé, Charlie Wilson, and Big Sean):
Amazing Album

Watch the Throne (with Jay-Z)
No Church in the Wild (w/ Frank Ocean): 9/10
Lift Off (w/ Beyoncé): 9/10
N****s in Paris: 10/10
Otis (w/ Otis Redding): 9/10
Gotta Have It: 8/10
New Day: 8/10
That’s My Bitch: 9/10
Welcome to the Jungle: 8/10
Who Gon Stop Me: 9/10
Murder to Excellence: 10/10
Made in America (w/ Frank Ocean): 10/10
Why I Love You (w/ Mr. Hudson): 9/10
Illest Motherfucker Alive: 9/10
H.A.M.: 10/10
Primetime: 9/10
The Joy (w/ Curtis Mayfield): 9/10

Cruel Summer (with Good Music)
To the World (Kanye/R. Kelly/Teyana Taylor): 7/10
Clique (Kanye/Big Sean/Jay-Z): 10/10
Mercy (Kanye/Big Sean/Pusha T/2 Chainz): 9/10
New God Flow (Kanye/Pusha T/Ghostface Killah): 8/10
The Morning (Raekwon/Pusha T/Common/2 Chainz/Cyhi the Prince/Kid Cudi/D’bank): 8/10
Cold (Kanye/DJ Khaled): 9/10
Higher (The Dream/Pusha T/Mase/Cocaine 80s): 7/10
Sin City (John Legend/Travis Scott/Teyana Taylor/Cyhi the Prince/Malik Yusef): 8/10
The One (Kanye/Big Sean/2 Chainz/Marsha Ambrosius): 9/10
Creepers (Kid Cudi): 10/10
Bliss (John Legend/Teyana Taylor): 8/10
Don’t Like (Kanye/Chief Keef/Pusha T/Big Sean/Jadakiss): 9/10

Yeezus:
On Sight: 9/10
Black Skinhead: 9/10
I Am a God: 7/10
New Slaves: 10/10
Hold My Liquor: 7/10
I'm In It: 6/10
Blood on the Leaves: 10/10
Guilt Trip: 8/10
Send it Up: 8/10
Bound 2: 6/10

The Life of Pablo:
Ultralight Beam: Okay
Father Stretch My Hands Pt 1: Good
Pt. 2: Meh
Famous: Good
Feedbeck: Good
Low Lights: Meh
Highlights: Good
Freestyle 4: Okay
I Love Kanye: Okay
Waves: Good
FML: Okay
Real Friends: Good
Wolves: Great
Frank;s Track: Okay
Siiiiiiiiilver Surffffeeeeer Intermission: Okay
30 Hours: Good
No More Parties in LA: Good
Facts: Good
Fade: Great
St Pablo: Good

Ye

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Klasky Csupo Scorecard

Klasky Csupo Scorecard

AAAHH!!! Real Monsters

Season 1
The Switching Hour: Okay
Monsters, Get Real: Good
Snorched if you Do, Snorched if You Don't: Okay
Curse of the Krumm: Good
Krumm Goes Hollywood: Good
Monstrous Make Over:Great
A Wing and a Scare: Good
Krumm's Pimple: Mediocre
Monster Hunter: Good
Monsters Don't Dance: Good
Gone Shopping: Okay
Old Monster: Great
Mother May I?: Good
Don't Just Do It: Okay
Joined at the Hip: Good
Smile and Say Oblina: Good
The Great Wave: Great
Cold Hard Toenails: Meh
Attack of the Blobs: Good
Chip off the Old Beast: Good
The War's Over: Good
Where's Have All the Monsters: Great
Simon Strikes Back: Amazing
The Ickis Box: Good

Season 2
Spontaneously Combustible/Curse of Katana: Okay / Good
Monsters Are Real/This is Your Brain on Ickis: Good / Amazing
Into the Woods/Krumm Gets the Dreaded Nolox: Good / Good
Mayberry UFO/I Dream of Snorch with the Long Golden Hair: Good / Meh
Garbage Ahoy/Going Way South: Great / Good
The Monster Who Came in the Cold/Puppy Ciao: Great / Great
The Rival/Hats off: Good / Good
O Lucky Monster/Eau de Krumm: Good / Good
Rosh o Monster/The Tree of Ickis: Great / Okay
History of the Monster world (part 1)/Fear, thy Name is Ickis: Amazing / Great
Quest for the Holy Pail/Garbage in, Garbage Out: Good / Good
A Room with No Viewfinder/Krumm Rises to the Top: Good / Good
The Five Faces of Ickis/Bigfoot Don' Fail me Now: Good / Great

Season 3
Festival of the Festering Moon/Simon's Big Score: Good / Great
Who'll Stop the Brain/Cement Heads: Good / Good
Ickis and the Red Zimbo/Oblina and the Three Humans: Okay / Good
Baby It's You/Monsters are Fun: Good / Great
Out of the Past/Ship of the Fools: Great / Good
Eye Full of Wander/Lifestyles of the Rich and Scary: Good / Good
Krumm Gets Ahead/It's Only a Movie: Good / Okay
You Only Scare Twice/Less Talk, More Monsters: Great / Good
Fistful of Toenails/Blind Love Monster Love: Great / Good
Amulet of Enfarg/Bad Hair Day: Good / Good
Monster Blues/I Heard the Snorch Call My Name: Good / Good
Wake Me up when it's over/Thing That Go Bump in the Night: Good / Good
The Master Monster/Slumber Scare: Good / Good

Season 4
Battle of the Century/A Perfect World: Amazing / Good
Escape Claws/The Lips Have It: Good / Good
Walk Like a Man/A Friend in Need: Great / Great
Watch the Watch/She Likes Me: Good / Good
Oblina without a Cause/Slick Ick: Good / Good
Nuclear and Present Danger/ Loch ness Mess: Good / Good
Super Ickis/The Substitue: Great / Okay
The Great Escape/Beast with Four Eye: Meh / Good
Side by Side/Hooked on Phobica: Good / Good
Spy vs Monster/Misery Date: Good / Good
Clockwise/Gromble Soup: Good / Good
Showdown/Internal Affairs:  Amazing / Good
Laugh Krumm Laugh/Rookie Monsters: Good / Great

Duckman
Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Stressed Eric
Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

The Wild Thornberrys
Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Rocket Power
Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

As Told by Ginger
Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Ren and Stimpy Scorecard

Ren and Stimpy Scorecard

Original Series
Season 1
Big House Blues: 8/10
Stimpy's Big Day/The Big Shot: 9/10 and 9/10
Robin Hoek/Nurse Stimpy: 8/10 and 6/10
Space Madness/The Boy Who Cried Rat!: 10/10 and 9/10
Fire Dogs/The Littlest Giant: 9/10 and 5/10
Marooned/Untamed World: 6/10 and 8/10
Black Hole: 9/10 and 10/10

Season 2
In the Army/Powdered Toast Man: 7/10 and 8/10
Ren's Toothache/Man's Best Friend: 4/10 and 6/10
Out West/Rubber Nipple Salesmen: 6/10 and 9/10
Svën Höek: 10/10
Haunted House/Mad Dog Hoek: 10/10 and 9/10
Big Baby Scam/Dog Show: 9/10 and 8/10
Son of Stimpy: 8/10
Monkey See Monkey Don't/Fake Dad: 9/10 and 9/10
The Great Outdoors/The Cat that Laid the Golden Hairball: 9/10 and 7/10
Stimpy's Fan Club: 10/10
A Visit to Anthony: 7/10
The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen: 10/10

Season 3
To Salve and Not to Salve/A Yard Too Far: 9/10 and 10/10
Circus Midgets/No Pants Today: 8/10 and 6/10
Ren's Pecs/An Abe Divided: 7/10 and 8/10
Stimpy's Cartoon Show: 9/10
Lair of the Lummox: 7/10
Jimmy Lummox/Bass Masters: 8/10 and 8/10
Ren's Retirement: 8/10
Jerry the Bellybutton Elf/Road Apples: 7/10 and 5/10
Hard Times for Haggis: 7/10
Eat My Cookies/Ren's Bitter Half: 7/10 and 7/10

Season 4
Hermit Ren: 5/10
House of Next Thursdays/A Friend in Your Face: 8/10 and 7/10
Blazing Entrails/Lumber Jerks: 8/10 and 8/10 
Prehistoric Stimpy/Farm Hands: 8/10 and 7/10
Magical Golden Singing Cheeses/Hard's Day Luck: 7/10 and 8/10
I Love Chicken/Powdered Toast Man vs Waffle Woman: 6/10 and 9/10
It's a Dog Life/Egg Yolkeo: 7/10 and 6/10
Doubleheader/Scotsman in Space: 8/10 and 8/10
Pixie King/Aloha Hoek: 8/10 and 4/10
Insomniac Ren/My Shiny Friend: 10/10 and 10/10
Cheese Rush Days / Weiner Barons: 9/10 and 8/10
Galoot Wranglers / Ren Needs Help: 8/10 and 9/10
Superstitious Stimpy / Travelogue: 9/10 and 4/10 (Meh)

Season 5
Old Blue Nose/Stupid Sidekick Union: 9/10 and 8/10 (great)
Space Dogged/Feud for Sale: 8/10 and 3/10
Hair of the Cat/City Hicks: 3/10 and 7/10
Stimpy's Pet/Ren's Brain: 8/10 and 8/10 
Bellhops/Dog Tags: 7/10 and 7/10
I Was a Teenage Stimpy/Who's Stupid Now: 8/10 and 8/10
School Mates/Dinner Party: 7/10 and 6/10 
Sammy and me/Big Flakes: 8/10 and 9/10
Terminal Stimpy/Pen Pals: 9/10 and 8/10
The Last Temptation/Reverend Jack: 8/10 and 6/10
A Scooter for Yaksmas: 7/10

Adult Party Cartoon
Onward and Upward: 1/10
Ren Seeks Help: 3/10
Fire Dogs 2: 5/10
Naked Beach Frenzy: 1/10
Altruists: 3/10
Stimpy's Pregnant: 2/10

Reboot

Thursday, July 30, 2015

The Fairly OddParents Pre-Poof Review

SHORTS from OYC!
The Fairly OddParents!: Good
Too Many Timmys!:
Where's the Wand?:
Party of Three: Good
The Fairy Flu!: Decent
The Temp!: Good
The Zappys!: Great
Scout's Honor:
The Really Bad Day!:
Super Humor:

FAS reviews The Fairly OddParents from seasons 1 and 2.

SEASON 1

SEASON 2

Season 3

Ruled Out/ That's Life:  Good / Good
Shiny Teeth/Odd, Odd West: Great / Amazing
MicroPhony/So Totally Spaced Out: Good / Amazing
Love Struck!: Meh
Cosmo Con/Wanda's Day Off: Great / Good
Odd Jobs/Movie Magic: Good / Great
Abra-Catastrophe: Amazing
Sleep Over and over/Mother Nature: Good / Good
The Crimson Chin Meets Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad/: Amazing / Good
Most Wanted Wish/This is Your Wish: Good / Good
Beddy Bye/The Grass is Greener: Good / Okay
The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker: Great
Kung Timmy/Which Witch is Which? Good / Great
Pipe Down!/The Big Scoop!: Amazing / Good
Crime Wave/Odd ball: Great / Amazing
Where's Wanda?/Imaginary Gary: Great / Good
Chip Off the old Chip/Snow Bound: Great / Great

Season 4

Miss Dimmsdale/Mind Over Magic: Good / Good
Shell Life: Good
Hard Copy/Parent Hoods: Great / Good
Lights...Camera...Adam!/A Bad Case of Diary-Uh!: Amazing / Good
Baby Face/Mr. Right!: Okay / Good
Vicky Loses Her Icky/Pixels Inc.: Good / Great
Odd Couple/Class Clown: Bad / Mediocre



Season 5

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Invader Zim Review

Episode Scores

Season 1
The Nightmare Begins: Amazing
Bestest Friend/Dark Harvest: Great  / Amazing
Parent Teacher Night/Walk of Doom: Good / Good
Germs/NanoZIM: Amazing / Amazing
Attack of the Saucer Morons/The Wettening: Great  / Good
Career Day/Battle-Dib: Good / Great 
Planet Jackers/Bad Bad Rubber Piggy: Great  / Amazing
Rise of the Zitboy/Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain: Great Amazing
A Room with a Moose/Hamstergeddon: Great  / Amazing
Plague of Babies/Bloaty's Pizza Hog: Great  / Good
Door to Door/FBI Warning of Doom: Good / Great 
Bolognius Maximus/Game Slave 2: Great Amazing
Battle of the Planets: Amazing
Mysterious Mysteries/Abducted: Amazing / Great 
Hobo 13/Future Dib: Great  / Amazing
Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom: Amazing
The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot/GIR Goes Crazy and Stuff: Great / Amazing
Walk for your Lives/Lice: Great  / Good
Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom/Megadoomer: Amazing / Amazing
Tak: The Hideous New Girl: Great 

Season 2
Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars: Great 
The Girl Who Cried Gnome/Mortos der Soulstealer: Great Amazing
The Frycook What Came from All That Space: Good
The Voting of the Doomed/Vindicated!: Amazing / Amazing
Dibship Rising/Zim Eats Waffles: Amazing / Great 
Gaz, Taster of Pork: Good
The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever: Amazing

My review of Invader Zim
I had a strange relationship with Invader Zim. I did heard of it as a kid since a couple of Nickelodeon related games had him as a playable characters (I used to own a XBox game featuring Zim and other Nicktoons characters). But I didn't really seem to start watching the show until summer of 2010. I liked it but didn't seem to have an opinion on it. It's not until I sat down and watched the entire series that they aired on TV. Sadly, they scraped the rest of the series in 2002 because of its dark tone. Honestly, I have a much more greater opinion on the show today than I had 5 years ago. I viewed it as indifferent like how Mr Enter thinks of Uncle Grandpa although I did liked what I saw. Now, it made me hooked and somewhat bothered that Nick are just horrible at their executive meddling. What they did for cancelling the show seems like a lame excuse. I mean, I won't liked it as a kid, but as an adult, I really enjoyed it (and was indifferent, as I said, as a adolescence). The premise is amazing and seems something I'd write for. My favorite characters in the show were ZIM, GIR, and Dib. Though in order, GIR would be my favorite character as he's hilarious. Almost episode hit bull-eye and in my opinion, there's not a dud. Even the worst episode, is good at best. Gaz, Taster of Pork was barely good (had not for its hysterical moments, it would been a mediocre episode) and the reason for the only episode rated lower than an 8/10 is due to the mean-spiritedness in it. It's the only time I thought Dib was unlikable, but at least he got punishment which add up my score from a 5/10. My favorites are tough to chose because there's so many amazing episodes. Once I rewatch them again, I will go by the humor and occasional story-driven episodes to rank them my top 10 episodes. Voice acting is great and I enjoyed Richard Horvitz's performance as Zim. It's probably my favorite Horvitz role alongside Dab from The Angry Beavers (you can tell they have identical voice) and Billy from Billy and Mandy. It's interesting that Rodger Bumpass (better know as Squidward) voices Dib and Gaz's dad, who voice is a mix of Squidward and Dr. Gilliam (the purple doctor fish). GIR's voice is great, but his screaming/screeching is a little grating though. The show is like Ren and Stimpy. It's dark and ugly but in a funny way. I have to say that ZIM is the better show with such tones. Plus, the facial expression are hilarious. I especially laughed whenever a character scream, they often have their eyes look weird. Speaking of animation, the CG is amazing to look at and reminds of another sci-fi show, Futurama. So, in conclusion, ZIM was amazing show that should have never been canned so quickly. But then again, Nick executes are dicks. Oh well, this is one of my top 5 Nicktoons and probably my favorite sci-fi show in general.

Scorecard of whole series in written form:
20 amazing
17 great
9 good
Perfect Series (10/10)

FAS1997

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Gravity Falls Season 1 Review

Before season 2 comes out in August, FAS decided to watch and review the first season of Gravity Falls, a Disney Channel cartoon that got a lot of positive reception.

Tourist Trapped (Written by Alex Hirsch) (Directed by John Aoshima)
This was the first episode of my favorite DC show Gravity Falls. The start of an awesome cartoon.  It is a lot better and interesting than Phineas and Ferb because let's be honest, the writers on Phineas and Ferb had no longer stay fresh since the third season and even though the fourth season had been a stepup, the show still needs to go. Once it go, this show might a chance to be the number 1 Disney Channel cartoon. So far, there hadn't a bad episode at all. Let's hope the second and the possible future seasons (if any) stays like that. It's definitely in my top 10 current cartoons. Anyway, the first episode may have a serious sounding plot, but I'm not fooled of that since the episode was pretty hilarious as well. Dramedy is actually better handled than it is in Regular Show and Adventure Time (there's usually almost no humor in serious RS/AT episode). For a pilot themed episode like this, the story for the episode is unusually perfect. The episode is full of laugh out loud moments. Those funny moments in the first episode were Stan scaring Dipper with a mask, flashback of Mabel flirting with various guys, Dipper yelling  zombie and Stan overhears thinking someone said "crombie," Stan coming in when Mabel say she won't be surprised if the man of her dream walk in the door and says "oh, why?",  the reef blower sucking in Mabel's mouth (LOL funny), rock that looks like a face, a gnome puking rainbow (including the one in the credits, Mabel tricking the gnomes into marrying her and sucking them with a leaf blower, and Mabel using the grappling hook. Mabel and Dipper running away from the gnomes and Mabel throwing the gnomes away were very awesome scenes. Norman turning out to be gnomes was the most creepiest scene in the episode. The animation in the episode is awesome. My nitpick (I won't be taking off points considering how witty this episode was) was when Mabel not believing that Norman is a zombie and not listening to Dipper. Overall, this was an excellent start to my favorite Disney cartoon.
Score: 10/10 (Amazing)
Fun facts: It's the fifth episode to produced, despite being the first episode.

The Legend of the Gobblewonker (Written by Michael Rianda and Alex Hirsch) (Directed by John Aoshima)
This episode is almost excellent and it's not as awesome as the first episode. For the story, it's not the best, but it's good. Some of the funny moments are flashback at the cold open, Old Man McGrucket's appearance in the episode, Mabel imagining herself when she gets rich,  the gang breaking/throwing the cameras on accident, Stan telling a couple a joke about marriage, "butt island" (I don't mind butt jokes usually as long as they don't get overused), Dipper's imagine spot at the end when Mabel appears, the gang running to the glass, and the last part of the episode. It was creepy that the monster of the lake turns out to be a machine controlled by Old Man McGrucket because he wanted some attention. Still, Old Man McGrucket is a funny, but weird character. The animation is awesome as in the first episode. My only flaw was how Stan being a bit of a jerk in few scenes.
Score: 9/10 (Great)
Fun facts: Debut appearance: Manly Dan, Old Man  McGrucket.
Wendy is absent in this episode.

Headhunters (Written by Aury Wallington and Alex Hirsch) (Directed John Aoshima)
A story about waxes named after a few famous people? Very strange. Memorable parts are Mabel chewing toothpaste, Stan scaring his grandkids and Soos, Abraham Lincoln wax melted, a minor pretending to go to a manly restaurant, Toby kissing the cardboard, waxes clapping sarcastically, Sherlock Holmes being melted by the sunrise, the cops splitting coffee at each other, and the credits scene. Dipper and Mabel getting rid of all of the waxes by melting them with fire was pretty awesome. This episode was boring in some scenes. What started off interesting becomes dull for a while. I didn't like the cops in this episode since they were doubtful about who murdered Stan's wax. However, it's no longer boring once the waxes comes to life. Those are my only flaws for the episode, but they both have 20 negative points, making it...
Score:  an 8/10 (Good)
Fun facts: Ever since the scene with Dipper and Sherlock Holmes wax brawling at the roof, the S in Snack there has been depicted and reminds like for the rest of the show.

The Hand That Rocks the Mabel (Written by Zach Paez and Alex Hirsch) (Directed by John Aoshima)
This episode was slightly lower on humor as it was focused more on the seriousness unlike the last three episodes which were comedy and drama combined. There were only several I laughed/chuckled compared to the 7-10 times I did. I don't think none of those funny moments were LOL worthy. Stan in the Lil Gideon commercial, Soos glaring at his clone, Soos and dipper blowing up the hot dogs, "Team Gideon" shirt looks fat on Stan, Gideon using his (?), and Soos dancing with (?) were some of the funniest moments in this serious episode. I put question marks in a couple of those because I don't know what they are. There are some other positives such as Dipper telling Gideon to stop seeing Mabel (heartwarming) and Mabel saving Dipper from Gideon (awesome and heartwarming at same time). Overall, while I may not be a fan of the story and the lesser amount of humor here, I still enjoyed it 100 percent.
Score: 10/10 (Great)
Fun facts: Another recognizable voices: the creator and voice of Flapjack as Lil Gideon and Stephen Root as his dad.

The Inconveniencing (Written by Michael Rianda and Alex Hirsch) (Directed by Aaron Springer and Joe Pitt)
What can I say? I just loved this episode and it's my top 5 GF episodes (so far and in the first season overall). The plot is so interesting but creepy at the same time. It's a better plot than the previous episode. What's great is that this is the first episode where Wendy has a major role while Stan and Soos only has a minor role (even when they're not important, they still crack me up). Also, the episode debuted Wendy's friends, including Robbie. Unlike most of his appearances, Robbie was very tolerable and not much of a big jerk towards Dipper. Does this another serious sounding plot still made me laugh? Yes. Wendy hitting a car, Mabel teasing Dipper about Wendy, then Dipper is laying at night about thinking about her, Dipper flipping Mabel's hair, Stan is stuck watching a romance, anytime Mabel is drunk of Smile Dip, Stan liking the romance, Dipper dancing in a lamb, and Stan throwing the TV are all hilarious moments in this episode. Creepy moments were the teens (and Dipper) reflecting  skulls, Mabel under the influence of sugar and seriously, most of act three. Act 3 barely had comedy expect for a couple scenes (credit scene included) and it was outright dark most of the time. All in all, this is one of the best GF episodes I've seen, but it's not the real best GF episode.
Score: 10/10 (Amazing)
Fun facts: Mabel while in sugar drugs was voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson.

Dipper vs. Manliness (Written by Tim McKeon) (Directed by Aaron Springer and Joe Pitt)'
It's not my favorite plot since it's weak, but it's alright. Both plots. It's a bit underrated to be honest. Aside the fact that the episode has lack of humor in some scenes and interesting scenes, I didn't liked Mabel and Stan making fun of Dipper's lack of manliness. Not being manliness is no laughing matter for guys. This is why I want guys acting manly while girls all feminine and that's just my opinion. I laughed at Mabel and Dipper whining they're hungry, Stan, Mabel, and Dipper runs off from the customer, Sheriff eating the pancakes quickly, Dipper listening to girly music, Dipper showing Mabel and Stan his chest hair, Dipper's girly (and then manly) scream, Soos as Lazy Susan, pain hole scene, Stan's smile scaring Soos, one of the bears listening Baba (the girly artist), and the credit scene. Dipper battling the bears was very awesome, but sadly it got ruined the fact that Dipper refuses to kill some weird looking bear. Overall, this was a great episode, but I'm not a fan of the story in both plots.
Score: 8/10 (Good)

Double Dipper (Story by Mitch Larson; Teleplay by Michael Rianda, Tim McKeon, and Alex Hirsch)
(Directed by Aaron Springer and Joe Pitt)
Like the previous episode, it contains an alright sounding plot. To be honest, cloning plots aren't my favorite because you know what happen in these episodes. The clones take over during the climax.This episode had enough humor for me to give a high score. Mabel, Dipper, and Wendy spraying silly string, Soos throughout the episode (mainly when was the DJ and when he finds the lighting sfx), all of Dipper's fantasy, "I shall call you number 2," "Definitley not" (Tyrone knows it means (bleep). Grenda and Candy's lines, clone fight, Dipper's clones stealing Robbie's bike, and Dipper clones' face when they get caught under the sprinklers are examples. Seriously, Soos is the most funniest in the show. He does nothing but crack me up. Everything he does here is hilarious. There were two scary scenes. Dipper's hand coming to life and Paper Jam Dipper. Paper Jam Dipper was freaking creepy and so does his voice. What I hated here was when the clones become a bit of  jerks when they locked Dipper in the closet. Though it was only moment that bugged me and the rest of the episode was excellent.
Score: 9/10 (Great)

Irrational Treasure (Story by David Slack) (Teleplay Tim McKeon and Alex Hirsch) (Directed by John Aoshima)
Funny: Most of the cold opening, "welcome to 1863," "I break you, Little man!", the man being married to a woodpecker, Mabel and Dipper talking like a pioneer, the exchange with Stan and Steve ("cut me slack!", "slack? I am unfamiliar with this bold,  new expression."), Stan being thrown to ye stocks after saying "what are you gonna do? Throw me in ye stocks?", Gideon's part, " the story of Quentin Trembly, the top secret document, Dipper making fun of the founder not being Nathaniel Northwest, then Dipper said that revenge feels awesome.
Flaws: It gets a little boring at times. Also, Pacifia's egoistical behavior in this episode.
Score: 9/10 (Great)

The Time Traveler's Pig (Written by Aury Wallington and Alex Hirsch) (Directed by Aaron Springer and Joe Pitt)
Funny: The dunk tank scene, Mabel's low attention when she said will supporting dipper only to say "OH MY GOSH, A PIG!", "let's get two dods and force them to make out!," some of Blendin Blandin's parts, Dipper repeatedly messing up the time, Dipper and Mabel in a portable toilet, and the credits scene.
Nitpick: Dipper being selfish about caring more on Wendy than Mabel's pig.
Tearjerker: Mabel banging her head repeatedly
Score: 10/10 (Great)

Fight Fighters (Written by Zach Paez and Alex Hirsch) (Directed by John Aoshima)
Funny: Old Man McGucket dancing in an out of order game machine, some of Stan's and Rumble's (it was funny when he thinks Robbie killed Dipper's father) lines, the conservation with Mabel and Stan telling each "cray-cray," Soos going inside a game, and later get trapped, Mabel giving Stan high heels, Stan's reaction to the skydiving show, Donkey Kong reference, Soos touching Rumble's health bar, Rumble wining the match against Dipper, but then the game over show up and then he dissolves, Mabel is now scared of heights, and the 8-bit version of Gravity Falls (credits scene).
Awesome: Any time they played Fight Fighters. The animation is just amazing. The fight between Dipper and Rumble.
Flaws: Robbie's jerky behavior for most of the episode (he deserved to be attacked by Rumble McSkmirish, even if he took it a little too far). Also, a few dull moments.
Score: 9/10

Little Dipper (Written by Tim McKeon, Zach Paez, and Alex Hirsch) (Directed by Aaron Springer and Joe Pitt)
Funny: Stan getting tricked by Gideon that he got a lot money, "Suck a lemon little man!", Gideon dropping the jar and the termites chase him, Dipper blowing the airhorn at Gideon, Soos putting on Stan's fez, Soos making fat angels, Gideon feeling ticklish, and the last scene.
Flaws: Stan and Mabel making fun of Dipper's shorter height
Score: 9/10 (Great)

Summerween (Written by Zach Paez, Alex Hirsch, and Michael Rianda) (Directed by John Aoshima)
Funny: Cold opening, Stan thinks Glenda has a cold, the whole Stan subplot (from scaring the kids by melting his face, putting down the sausage, Waddles on Stan's shirt, Stan scared by a cat video, and Stan's lack of having his shirt off), the scene with Toby Determined, Old Man McGrucket, Soos defeating the Candy monster by eating it, the candy monster crying candies of happiness, the last scene before the credits (and Soos' line after their evil laugh)
Flaws: Boring in some scenes. Also, Dipper was selfish just like in The Time Travel's Pig, where he only seems to care more about hanging out with Wendy rather than doing something for Mabel.
Score: 8/10 (Great)

Boss Mabel (Story by Tommy Reahard) (Teleplay by Tim McKeon and Alex Hirsch) (Directed by John Aoshima)
Funny: Dipper as a pre-teen wolf boy, Mabel breaking the jar, Waddles as Mabel's secretary, Stan pretending to have a heart attack, Soos dressed as a question mark, Stan guessing "shut your yacht," the two visitors getting haunted by the red eyed breast, and Stan doing a dance, then a goat ate his fez/
Flaws: Again, a few borings parts and when Stan took off his clothes. Eventually, Mabel acts too much like Stan, making her the most out of character moment to date.
Score: 8/10 (Good)

Bottomless Pit! (Written by Alex Hirsch and Michael Rianda) (Directed by Aaron Springer and Joe Pitt)
It's three story
Non story:
Funny: Soos asking about the pit being bottomless, "I've got a story. It's called the time Grunkle Stan got us all thrown into a bottomless pit where we spent the rest of our natural lives!", Mabel spinning Dipper, as Soos named the story Dipper is seen flying off, and Stan falling to the pit where he just stands there in the credits sequence.
First Story: Voice Over
Funny:Old Man Gruckert's part, Dipper making a prank call, and Stan sounding like a black woman
Flaws: Everyone making fun at the way Dipper sounds whenever he cracks. The story was pretty boring for almost half of it.
Second Story: Pinball Story
Funny: Soos' long title of the story, Soos hitting a button but it hits him in the eye, Soos talking to a pinball wrench, Mabel and Dipper making annoying sounds, and "You think pinball wrench will call me?"
Third Story: Grunkle Stan Wins the Football Bowl (later Trooth Ache)
Funny: Stan's sidekick being a robot and the others thinks it ridiculous, the scene with Stan telling the cops pretending to go to a doctor's appointment, the juggler and Stan doesn't thinks it's funny, Mabel lying to the cops that Stan is a fan fic writer.
Flaws: One particular scene and a couple boring scenes.
Score: 6/10+10/10+9/10=8/10 (Good) (average overall score)

The Deep End (Written by Nancy Cohen) (Directed by Aaron Springer and Joe Pitt)
After several episodes of not perfectness, I finally got the first perfect 2013 episode. There were problems with the episode at all. It still contains the humor and drama combined. Some of the funny moments in the episode were Stan getting burned at the beginning, the gag with the sun in the tower wearing sunglasses, Wendy throwing water balloons at Stan, Mabel thinking Mermando's accent is Australian, Old Man McGrucket putting lotion in front of everyone, all the scenes with Gideon, the talking inflatable duck, a bird pecking at Mermando, Soos sneaking in, Durland thinks it's a dream, and Dipper grossed by Mermando and Mabel's kiss. Drama is overlapped due to the story of how Mermando ended up in the pool. The ending credit is a bit random tbh. Overall, this was an excellent GF episode.
Score: 10/10 (Amazing)

Carpet Diem (Written by Tim McKeon, Zach Paez, and Alex Hirsch) (Directed by Joe Pitt)
This episode premiered part of a themed week, which where's a Freaky Friday-esque plot. You would have guess what it is: an episode in which characters switch bodies. I wish other networks done this theme week as well besides Disney Channel. The episode's humor are Dipper hitting Stan in the head with the eyeball, where Soos sleeps in, Dipper's reading keeping Mabel up at night, Stan saying "fight, fight," at every show/channel he watched, Dipper (in Mabel's body) giving Stan a sandwich with rocks, any time Soos (in Waddles' body) and Waddles (in Soos' body) did after the body switch, Stan showing Mabel (in Dipper's body) the "birds and the bees,"  Glenda and Candy giving Mabel (in Dipper's body) a makeover, everyone having a chain reaction when they keep switching bodies, and the return of the smae gag from the cold opening. My nitpick was the girls' yelling in the beginning was annoying. Dipper was even bothered by it. I'll let it slide though.
Score: 10/10 (Great)

Boyz Crazy (Written by Matt Chapman and Alex Hirsch) (Durected by John Aoshima)
In my opinion, so far, this is the weakest Gravity Falls episode I've seen, as well as the whole first season.Of course, I don't think it's bad, the plot for the episode is sort of on the mediocrity level, but there's  still humor to enjoy it. I'll list the problems first. First, I'm not a fan of both plots as they deal something: one had to do with boy bands and the other is a relationship problem. Second, Robbie using Wendy to brainwash her. Now Robbie is already one of my least favorite characters on Gravity Falls due to how much of a jerk he is in most of his appearances and this episode along with Fight Fighters proved it. Then, once it get towards the end of the subplot, it become much of a mess since Wendy is upset about the situation. Third, of course, there are some annoying girls screaming just like how girls do with One Direction and shitty singers like Justin You Know Who. Also, the main plot itself is kinda weird and I don't like the fact that I obviously hear some Auto-tune in their songs. I don't like the way they talk either, they sound like hipsters. If I have to pick which plot was better, it's the subplot since it was interesting more the main plot to be honest. Last, the episode itself is boring at times. As the humor, some of the funniest scenes were a few of Glenda/Candy's lines, Old Man McGrucket doing the girly scream, Stan eating the brown meat, Leggy eating some cylinder shape food, one of the ST member called Mabel beef, Stan's subtle message, Soos high fiving himself, "bury your gold, you been buying gold, right?," There are still good scenes in the main plot such as the farewell song the Sev'rl Timez (?) sing to Mabel. The part where Mabel let go Sev'rl Timez was sad. Overall, I still think it's good enough to like it despite being my least favorite episode of the show (so far) and season 1.
Score: 7/10 (Good)

Land Before Swine (Written by Tim McKeon and Alex Hirsch) (Directed by John Aoshima)
This was an improvement over Boyz Crazy. The plot for the episode was very creative. My only minor flaws were and Stan being mean to Waddles, but I can let that slide. Plus, Stan being mean to Waddles always seems to be funny because he kinda holds a grudge against the pig. As usual, the genre is always dramedy done right. Some of the funny moments in this episode were Mabel having a dance party with Waddles, Mabel impersonating Dipper, most of Soos' lines,  the Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle commercial, Waddles eating all the corn, Stan making up the story how Waddles get captured, a montage of Soos messing stuffs up, most of the lines/antics from Old Man Grucket, and the stinger. Stan punching the pterodactyl in the punch while saving Waddles was awesome. Overall, this was an awesome episode of Gravity Falls.
Score: 10/10 (Amazing)

Dreamscapers (Written by Tim McKeon, Matt Chapman, and Alex Hirsch) (Directed Joe Pitt and John Aoshima)
This is two part episode. This time, Dreamscapers and Gideon Rises have a much serious sounding plot than the rest of the show so far. The drama was done right here (and its next episode), just like most of the show. It still manages to made me laugh in certain parts like Gideon singing a song, Stan beats Gideon with a broom, "Grandpa the Kid," the end of act one with Soos talking about bring in his chips, Soos impersonating Stan, arm throne, the two radical dudes, all of Stan's memories (the tummy was the funniest), "left hook", British dog, and Soos thinking that the fat one refers to Mabel. Dipper looking in at one of Stan's memories on why he's harsh on Dipper was a bit sad. But it turns out Stan was unlucky as a child. The whole plot where Dipper, Mabel and Soos exploring Stan's mind was awesome, but nightmare fuelish at the same time. Bill Cipher was a funny and awesome villain and he pretty much stole the show in this episode. Dipper, Mabel, and Soos stopping Bill Cipher was the most awesome scene. Overall, an awesome episode that ends in a cliffhanger, which could be a more awesome episode for Gideon Rises. 
Score: 10/10 (Amazing)

Gideon Rises (Written by Matt Chapman, Alex Hirsch, and Michael Rianda) (Directed by John Aoshima and Joe Pitt
Yet another perfect episode and it's the season finale. Is this a even more badass episode than Dreamscapers? Yes, it is. Let's find out after listing some of the funny moments in this otherwise serious episode: Dipper thinking he is dreaming, but he's really in Soos' grandma's house, Mabel using the grappling hook on the jelly, Manly Dan choking the cops, Sooos kinda knowing Dipper's crush on Wendy, Robbie's cameo, the grappling hook hitting Dipper, the gnomes thinking Gideon is a girl (they're obviously judging from his voice), the Owl Trowel commercial, Stan kissing Soos' grandma,  The story on journal book number 2 was interesting. At the end, Dipper shows Stan journal #3 and it turns he owns the first journal. It was very sad that the Pines twins were forced to go home because of the Mystery Shack being taken over. Now, here comes the most exciting part of the episode. What shocking is that Dipper was bleeding in one scene and all of a sudden, he took a level in badass and stop Gideon! While Dipper is not my favorite character, this had to got the be the best thing he had done (so far). Overall, season 1 ended with a happy one. Best episode ever (for the first season).
Score: 10/10 (Amazing)

My thoughts on Season 1
This was a superb season. You can already tell that Gravity Falls has been my favorite Disney Channel show in general (including the animated DC shows). Unlike Phineas and Ferb, Gravity Falls manages to interests me and almost never bores me (expect for the weaker episodes). I love how the dramedy category is handled here. While I may love Regular Show and all, the dramedy in that show is terrible nowadays because there's barely humor in the recent seasons, but I still enjoy the newer seasons though. All I can say is, Gravity Falls managed to make me laugh a lot even when the episodes are serious. I'm glad it's ended on a part two cliffhanger which makes us curious for what will happen next season. Thankfully that year long wait is over and I can't wait for season 2. I hope season 2 had more interesting and awesome episodes.
Overall season: 9/10

Episodes Rank in Order from Best to Worst
1. Gideon Rises
2. Dreamscapers
3. The Inconveniencing
4, Tourist Trapped
5. The Time Traveler's Pig
6. The Deep End
7. Land Before Swine
8. The Hand That Rocks the Mabel
9. Carpe Diem
10. Double Dipper
11. Little Dipper
12. The Legend of Gobblewonker
13. Fight Fighters
14. Irrational Treasure
15. Summerween
16. Boss Mabel
17. Dipper vs. Manliness
18. Headhunters
19. Bottomless Pit
20. Boyz Crazy

6 Amazing
8 Great
5 Good
Great Season

The End

Friday, January 24, 2014

Regular Show Review

It's anything but a regular review of the Cartoon Network hit comedy, Regular Show, by f.a.s.

Regular Show description:
 The series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends, Mordecai—a blue jay, and Rigby—a raccoon. They work as groundskeepers at a park and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.This is much to the chagrin of their boss Benson—a gumball machine and their coworker Skips—a yeti, but to the delight of their manager Pops—a man with a lollipop for a head. Other coworkers include an overweight green man called Muscle Man, a ghost called Hi-Five Ghost, and an intern goat called Thomas. Mordecai often visits a local coffee house to talk to the waitress, a red breasted robin called Margaret–upon whom he has a crush.

What does f.a.s. think of Regular Show?
I love Regular Show. The moment I saw it I knew it was gonna be a show full of awesomeness. The previews at first may sounded dumb, but they ended up being hilarious in a stupid way. You know what Mordecai and Rigby did throughout the Power episode. This is the best modern CN show. It is also the reason why my interest on Cartoon Network has been restored. If you know what I'm mean...Cartoon Network was in a former sharp decline when they decide to put live action stuffs that has nothing to do with the CN name. Then once 2010 came it was a banner year for them cause of AT and this show.


My thoughts on the CharactersEdit
Mordecai: Out of the duo, I enjoyed Mordecai the most. He's more likable, sane, and manliness (?) than Rigby. The only time I ever hated Mordecai was when he killed Rigby in It's Time (a little out of character), kept punching Rigby at Jinx (game), Laundry Woes and to a slight exact, New Year's Kiss. Always been an enjoyable character. 10/10
Rigby: Rigby is less enjoyable than Mordecai but had more funny moments than him. Usually when he yells "STOP TALKING!" and make weird comments that Mordecai tends to punch Rigby. He can be a jerk at times like in Don, Do Me a Solid, Death Bear, etc. but I still enjoy Rigby. He just needs to stop being so negative. 9/10
Benson: A slightly likable character than Rigby, but only to has more jerk moments than him. I don't mind his rage since they're often hilarious expect when he is a jerk (Replaced, Best Burger in the World, Muscle Mentor). I hope that he become much kinder to Mordecai and Rigby in the future and I want to see an episode where Benson do care for them. 9.5/10
Pops: He's a very funny character. All the stuffs he does are usually the highlights of an episode (that one line in the burger episode for example). I wish the writers use him more. He's been the least used Sam Marin voiced character. 10/10
Skips: Another amazing character. I liked the fact that Mordecai and Rigby always go to Skips for help when they are in trouble. Mark Hamill does a great job as Skips. Skips has been the most interesting character in the show due to being the oldest and living more than 200 years. I hope the writers can focus Skips a little bit often like Pops, Benson, and Thomas. 10/10
Muscle Man: Great character, but I agreed to everyone that Muscle Man had been overused. He's been the most used Sam Marin voiced character ever. I don't mind the episodes he focused in but I feel like the other co-employees are underused. Other than that problem. he's still an enjoyable character. He just needs the other characters some screentime. His habits are always funny. 8.5/10
High Five Ghost: I don't get why a few hate HFG over his idleness. His lack of idleness had toned down a lot since he got jinxed. He was an okay character at first, but once he started speaking more often, I enjoyed slightly more than his best friend. I hope that he can get his own episode someone. 9/10
Margaret: Another great character, but not my favorite. I'm glad the writers had already considered Moredcai and Margaret couples now so that we cannot be impatient with their determined relationship anymore. 8.5/10
Eileen: I think Eileen's a cool character like Mordecai. She always been enjoyable expect in Cruisin' where she and Margaret were being mean to Mordecai and Rigby. Eileen is my favorite female character for this show. She looks like a great person to hang out with. 10/10
Thomas: Like Eileen and Mordecai, Thomas is a very cool character. I don't even understand why fans are turning down on him and the show lately. It's not like he ruined this show or anything. I think he is a great addition to the park. They just need to use Thomas, Pops, Skips, High Five Ghost, and Benson more often. I hope season 5 uses him more and no more of that 20 episodes hiatus he faced earlier this year. 10/10

Seasons
1: 9/10
2: 8.5/10
3: 9.5/10
4: 9/10
5: 9/10 (so far)

More opinions on those in later blogs.

Pet Peeves
While RS has always been enjoyable there are some annoyances/cons in perfect scored shows like this:
The writers can't never take a fucking break with Rigby's jerkiness. I thought it was going to be restored in the recent two seasons, only to still act like in a couple episodes.  Wall Buddy made fans hate Rigby even more  but he had shaped up after that.
Also, speaking of jerkiness, whenever Mordecau and Rigby were fighting each other like brothers. I didn't mind that in the early seasons but once it got into the third season, they were still fighting each other at times (beginning of Fuzzy Dice and Weekend at Benson's are good examples). Thank God, this was restored for most of Season 4 However, now this shit is back in the fifth season (the very first episode,beginning of Benson's Car, and New Year's Kiss). I hope they tone down that so that it can feel season 4 again.
Benson, while he can be a funny character, tends to act like a jerk sometimes such as Temp Check (beginning), Appreciation Day (somewhat), House Rules (the titular rules are the reason), Best Burgers in the World, Replaced (only fucked up scene in that episode that costed me a 10), Muscle Mentor (just no), Second Halloween episode (worst behavior in season 4), and to a smaller extant, Pie Contest. Whenever this happens, my opinion on him changes because he won't just stop being mean to M and R even if he gain some trust for them. The writers need to fix this but now it's broken in the ending of Dodge This. (spoilers)
The ludicrous amount of Muscle Man the writers been using. Unlike most people, I don't mind the MM themed episode, it's just that he's seem to the show's Creator Pet (along with Starla). A Creator Pet. Thankfully it been fixed in season 5 as he let other workers to shine.
The love themed episodes. At first, I thought they were entertaining, but looking back, meh!!! Yes Dude Yes is now a 8 out of 10 instead of 10/10 because of CJ. I don't hate that character or anything, it;s just that she's overrated. Also, if the upcoming Mordecai episodes are just love related (if he and CJ date), I may lose interest in him and he'll become a dull character (like Regular fan 101 said in her Dodge This review) and Skips will be the best character. The best love themed episode imo was Butt Dial.
The Out of Focus of certain workers especially Pops, HFG, Skips, and Thomas. Benson is kind of safe, but MM is not really (at least not anymore). At least Quintel told us there will be  a HFG and I can't wait for that. As for Pops, Skips, and Thomas, those three had the least amount of focus they've gotten lately. I can't wait for their next episode they have an important role.

Funny scenes in general
I always found Rigby telling shit jokes that causes Mordecai to punch funny as fuck.
All of Muscle Man's habits.
Benson whenever his gumballs are red-colored/angry (when done in a funny way)
Pops' crazy moments (lollipops instead of dollars)
Hi Five Ghost's facial expressions especially his grin.

Other Complaints
Voice acting is very perfect since some of them are realistic. The most realistic voices are JG Quintel (Mordecai), Bill Salyers (Rigby), Sam Marin (Benson only), Mark Hamill (Skips if he really sounded like him in general), Janie Haddad (Margaret, very noticeable since Janie only had live action credits), Roger Craig Smith (Thomas, if that his real voice) and Minty Lewis (Eileen). Sam Marin is my favorite voice actors because the way he does his Pops, Muscle Man, and RBG2 voice well. I can only do Pops' voice almost perfectly because of I know high pitched voices. I can't do a good MM however since gruff voices hurt my throat. Roger Craig Smith voice acting is great even though he done a hundred characters already.
Jeff Hutchins is the sound effects designer for the show. The same guy that made the sound effects for SpongeBob does some in this show which a surprise since they are very different.
The backgrounds are amazing. I can praise Alex Dilts, Paula Spence, Caesar Martinez, Art Morales, Craig Simmons, Amanda Thomas, Thomas Lynch, and Honore Gauthier for making/painting them. Jessica Yost has been doing a great job coloring everything as well.
The facial expressions since they have changed over time. It was very different in the early seasons (Mordecai's happy faces) but then the artist started having more exaggerated facial expressions (Think Positive is the perfect example).

Overall, Regular Show had always been a perfect show in my opinion and it is the best modern CN shows right now. I prefer this to Adventure Time any day since the former is just "Random" making the Adventure title ironic like Muscle Man's nickname. SCORE: 10/10